Boo! A Madea Halloween Page #12

and go to that frat party

after I told you not to?

So What if I did?

I told you not to go.

Mmm. So I did. Get over it.

If you don't snatch that heifer up

by her new growth and sling her

through the air like

a helicopter, you better...

Where are you going,

I'm talking to you.

I'm done talking to you.

I'm going back to bed.

Oh, my God.

Jesus, fix him.

Okay.

I tried, that's it, I tried.

- I did what I could do.

- Our turn.

No, no, hold on.

What're you gonna do?

You tell her,

"Baby, if you think you're grown,

you're gonna have to get your ass

out of here and go get you a job."

Don't no child supposed to be up in

your house talking to you like that.

The house where you pay all the bills.

What the hell is wrong with you

letting this child talk to you

like that? She got to...

She got to get her ass...

She got to get her ass out of here.

I am not putting my 17-year-old daughter

out of the house on the streets

so she can do

all kinds of criminal things.

She's not gonna grow up like you.

She's not gonna grow up like...

Other people have done.

I'm not doing it.

What's the worst that

can happen to her?

Turn to prostitution? Drugs?

End up in the bus station,

some pimp pick her up

and put her out on the street

pimping her out for years?

Hell, how you think I met your mama?

You can't put her out?

Oh, you can't put her out?

Oh, oh, you can't.

Is it too tough for you

to put her out?

You're such a nice man,

you can't put her out.

I'll put her ass out.

- And me, too.

- They swigging on

- testosterone and all them...

- Y'all go on, go on. Come on.

Come on, y'all come on.

Let's go. Move!

Wait a minute, what are you doing,

what are you doing with my daughter?

What... Hold on. Just...

What are you gonna do

when you get up here

is what I wanna know.

Turn the damn lights on,

turn them on right now.

Get your tail up out of that bed!

What the...

Go ahead! Finish your statement

so I can bust your head

to the white meat.

Yeah, that's right,

she's gonna bust it to the white meat,

and I'm gonna bust it

to your damn cranium.

Say what you was about to say.

Let them words fall up

out of your lips, little girl.

Oh, no... No, what are you

doing with my stuff?

No, no, these are not your things.

Your things is what you go in the store

and you pay for with

your hard-earned money.

Your daddy bought all this stuff,

so don't none of this belong to you.

This is called borrowed stuff.

Rented. Do you understand?

This don't belong to you.

Oh, I like this right here!

Oh, yes, I love it!

- You can have it.

- No, you can't, that's mine!

Oh, try to take it. Try to take it.

I wanna see her do that, babe.

Please try to take it from Bam.

Please try to take it from her.

What is wrong with you old people?

Say that one more damn time.

Your daddy works hard, day and night,

to buy all this stuff for you,

and you gonna sit up here

with all this attitude?

- Baby, you got to go.

- Go where?

I don't know but you've got to

get the hell up out of here.

- Dad.

- No, no...

He ain't gonna say nothing.

I wish he would say something.

Brian, say something, so I can

bust you in the back of your damn head.

Please say something to her.

I like this thing right here.

I can rock this

like the young people say.

I can rock these.

Where you going to rock it?

On your damn ankle, Bam?

Give me that damn

pair of pants, you think...

That is mine.

Try and take it from me.

Dad!

Uh, don't look at me.

See, that is the problem.

Okay, you're always

letting people run over you.

You let Mom run over you,

you let her husband run over you.

- You let me run over you.

- Uh-oh.

There it is. I knew she was

angry about something.

Something hit that nerve.

There it is, what happened?

Your morn did not

run over me, Tiffany.

Oh, so her having an affair in this

house isn't her running over you?

Brian, I believe that's

running over you, right there.

I believe that's running over you.

You know about that?

Of course I know about that, okay?

Do you know that Morn

has no respect for you?

When are you gonna start

standing up for yourself?

You know what, you're right.

You're absolutely right.

I'm gonna start standing up for myself.

Right now. Right now.

- Pack it up.

- Yep!

- Everything. Let's pack it up.

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

That's it, Brian.

Pack her stuff up. Pack it up!

Okay, this has to be a joke.

No, I'm not joking at all.

I'm telling you right now.

You obviously know everything that

went on between me and your mother,

you know everything that happened.

Forgive me for trying to

protect you and your brother

from what was going on.

From trying to protect you from the pain

that was happening in this house.

Listen to me. It takes a stronger person

to leave a situation

than it is to stay and fight

in a situation that's not worth it.

Do you understand what I'm telling you?

Obviously you don't.

So you clearly don't appreciate

anything that I've ever done.

So it's time for you to go.

You got to go!

Go where?

I don't know.

But it's obvious you're grown.

You can make your own decisions.

If you cannot abide

by the rules in this house,

then you are not allowed here.

Do you understand?

Don't cry. Tiffany,

I can't do the tears.

I'm not gonna do the tears.

I've had enough of this.

I've had enough.

Okay.

I love you.

Do you understand that?

But you have to abide

by the rules in this house.

If I say it, you have to abide by it.

Do you understand?

I know you're a teenager. I know that

a lot's going on. And listen to me,

I want you to go out

and live your life.

I want you to make mistakes.

But I don't want you

to make any mistakes

that's gonna cause you

to ruin your life.

You shouldn't have gone to that party.

Anything could have happened

to you over there.

I'm not trying to run your life.

I'm trying to protect you

as your father.

And if you cannot understand that,

then you have to go. ls that clear?

- Okay.

- So tell me right now.

Are you staying in this house

and abiding by my rules

or are we all gonna

put you out of here?

I'm staying. I'm listening to you.

- Apologize.

- I'm sorry, Dad.

- Mean it.

- I'm sorry.

I still think you need to whoop her ass.

One good time.

All right. Listen.

Little girl, let me explain

something to you, honey.

That's what parents be trying to do.

Set you on the right path.

Parents aren't perfect.

They make all kinds of mistakes.

And when you start trying

to make them perfect,

you mess up thinking that they are.

They are not God.

They are parents.

And they try to do the best for you.

And you sitting there

and I know you're mad

at your mama for what she did

and you're mad at your daddy

for him not standing up.

All that is clear, honey.

But what you need to

understand about that is this.

Forgive your mama, forgive your daddy,

for the things they didn't know

and you help them figure it out.

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