Boo! A Madea Halloween Page #13

Since you wanna act like you so grown.

You understand?

Yes.

And I'm gonna tell you right now,

I'm mad as hell at you

for letting them frat boys come up

in here and trick me up in this house.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Uh-oh. That's the po-po.

I know the po-po knock anywhere.

- It probably is.

- Lord have mercy.

Well, Brian. Go open the door.

Yeah. Of course you want me

to get the door.

I'm the only one without a warrant.

We're not done talking.

Police at the door.

But, Brian, I've got a prescription.

I'm still legal.

Let's go see what's going on.

Yeah. Who is it? Officer.

What's going on?

- We need your daughter, Tiffany.

- Tiffany? For what?

What is going on?

- What'd you do?

- I didn't do anything.

- You know Aday Walker?

- Yeah.

When was the last time

you talked to her?

Um, last night.

- She was with you at the frat house?

- Yeah.

- Wait a minute, what's going on?

- Come on.

No, no, no, no.

Until you tell me what's going on,

she's not going anywhere.

Sir, this girl is missing.

- What?

- And we need to find her.

Her parents are worried sick.

Go on with them.

- What? Dad, no!

- Yeah, go on with them.

I'm right behind you, okay? Go on.

- Go on.

- Dad.

Come on.

You gonna put handcuffs on her?

I'm right behind you,

let me get my keys.

Go home! Come back next year.

Peasants, the party's over!

Police! Open up!

Oh, God. Oh, no, no, no.

What do they want?

What do they want?

- What do they want?

- We don't know.

Dino knows. It's about that 17-year-old

charlatan from last night.

You shut up, Dino.

Clean up. Clean up.

Put it in the basement.

Police! Open up!

Open up! Now!

- What's wrong with you?

- What?

- Talk.

- Spit it out.

Go. Go.

What now?

Come on, cops again?

- Open up!

- Worst party ever.

Let's get out of here.

Go. Let's go, let's go, go.

This is your

last chance to open the door.

What the hell?

- She disappeared last night.

- Nobody saw her?

- Dino. Dino. Dino. Dino.

- No. No. No.

Dino! Dino!

- This dude was with her.

- No! Nothing.

What'd you do?

Wasn't me!

Police! We got a warrant

to search these premises.

Everybody outside.

Handcuffed. Let's go.

- We didn't do anything.

- Let's go! Let's go!

Everybody outside.

Come on.

Keep it moving.

Rain Matheson,

Leah Devero. And she was here.

And she's underage just like this girl.

You know that.

Did you bring those girls up here

and you knew they were underage?

No, no. We just invited them.

But we didn't know their age.

- We didn't know anything.

- Yes, you did.

Both them girls

know damn well she is underage.

She underage.

And you took her down to that party.

That's right. That's why

you're in trouble right now.

- No.

- Stop that damn lying.

You've been friends with her

since y'all was in the fourth grade.

How the hell you ain't know

how old she was?

- We swear. We didn't know.

- We didn't know anything.

- It was them. I saw it.

- Shut up, Jonathan.

We found a body in the basement.

Is it my daughter?

No, no, not Aday.

We are waiting on the medical examiner,

but you can identify the body.

See, that's what your daddy

was trying to tell you, honey.

This is what I was trying

to get you to understand.

Your parents ain't lame

'cause they tell you not to go out.

Not to be texting and driving.

All that stuff is bad.

Y'all kill people.

And now this girl is up in there dead.

She is dead. She dead.

Y'all are under arrest

for the murder of Aday Walker.

It was them! It was them!

Dad, I'm sorry. Dad, help me.

Listen, I'm sorry.

There's nothing I can do.

- I didn't do anything.

- I will do my best to get you out.

I don't know if I can, but I'll try.

Big, strong boys.

Hey, yep. Y'all finna get it. Yeah.

I like the cryin' baby.

Who is this?

Who cryin'?

Homie, you gonna hug

a man from the back.

Nothing wrong with that though.

Good hugging in the shower.

Soap flying everywhere.

So romantic.

So you killed her

and you crying about it?

We didn't kill her. I promise.

There's a dead body,

you're on the bus with us.

This is messed up, bro.

Hold tight. Be quiet.

And we'll be back.

These are your new friends.

Ain't gonna be no more

frat parties and stuff.

'Cause y'all killed a girl

and you're going down for it.

Who is this?

Treat her nice. She is a minor.

But those two, they are 18.

- Who?

- No, we're not. No, no.

No, no, no. That's not us.

I sure would like to

twist your hair, girl.

- No, no. I don't like braids.

- Me either.

They're not a cute look.

My hair doesn't twist, I swear.

It's just really straight,

and, like, bendy,

and it's really not cute on me.

Well, you can twist mine, baby.

No, no.

Our manicures won't let us twist.

- They'd get caught.

- I'm sorry, miss. Uh...

My name is Walter.

Oh, my God, this just

keeps getting worse.

Wait, wait, wait.

That's my momma and my daddy.

Momma, daddy.

No, wait, wait. That's my sister.

- You killed my sister!

- No, no, no. They're black.

They're not even related to you!

Lord have mercy.

Ooh!

Hey, baby. Lord have mercy.

- How did I do as a cop?

- You did all right, baby,

but I don't want you to have

to run after nobody here.

'Cause I don't know if you

gonna be able to keep up.

You know damn well I ain't the police.

I couldn't be the police.

I know. Hell, your record

longer than mine.

You calling me

'cause you're getting robbed,

I might rob your ass, too.

I ain't the real police.

I want that little Jonathan to see

what it feel like

to get pranked by somebody.

Since he always doing all

the damn pranking.

They're touching me. Please!

I don't know, guys.

This is just wrong.

Look, come on, now, Madea,

this is enough. Let's help them.

Maybe you better watch out

for that little one.

He look like he getting ready

to get raped for real.

Go and get 'em off the bus.

He'll be all right.

Go and get 'em off the bus.

But take your time.

Hell, I'm enjoying this!

Y'all, sit down.

All the little killers, come on.

Y'all come on.

Aday, come on out here, baby.

Rise from the dead.

Jesus, say Lazarus, please come up.

- Coming, Miss Madea.

- Thank you!

Hey, she come up from the...

Did good with that makeup, girl.

Just all bloody.

Come on, keep walking.

And hurry up.

Oh, no. Shh, shh. Here they come.

Here they come. Stand there like Carrie.

Keep walking. Come on.

Don't say nothing. Keep walking.

See, no... No hugs necessary.

- I love you so...

- Just keep walking.

You are so wrong for that.

I know. But I'm alive.

I know. I'm sorry. So sorry.

- I'm so glad to see you.

- Don't do that to us again.

I hope you learned your lesson.

I hope all of you learned your lesson.

- This is just wrong.

- Trust me, sir. We did.

Well, Miss Madea, I'm sorry

we pranked you and...

You get my point for the prank?

Trust me, your prank,

we get it now. We get it.

Good. Okay, good.

Thank you so much.

So, how do you know

all those guys in there?

All the people came from

my neighborhood. All of 'em.

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