Boo 2! A Madea Halloween Page #5

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You got balloons and confetti

and blow... [VOCALIZING]

Eighteen-year-olds want drugs.

Ain't no 18-year-olds supposed

to be doin' no drugs.

What the hell you talking about?

I, I was doing drugs

since I was eight years old.

And that's how you turned out

as stupid as hell.

[JOE] I may not be able

to remember nothin'...

My brain might be fried, all I know is...

I don't know.

[MADEA] It was nice, Brian.

You know you lyin'. This party was suckin'.

Come on, I'll help you clean up.

Well, that's my cue to go.

[MADEA] Bam, you rode here with me.

How the hell you gonna go anywhere?

Come on, let's go clean up.

- Mabel...

- Stop being so darn lazy.

Lazy?

Now wait a minute, Mabel.

I may be a lot of things,

but lazy ain't one of 'em.

And you know I had hip surgery.

What that got to do with anything?

Mabel, the doctor said I can't have no sex

and I cannot stand up

for long periods of time, honey.

[JOE CHUCKLES]

I actually like it standing up.

Like horses.

[GRUNTS]

Shut the hell up, all this.

Come on, y'all, come on,

let's go on in the kitchen.

[BAM] Mabel...

Thank you, Madea.

[BAM] Mabel...

You wanna get paid, don't you?

[MADEA] You're right I want some money.

Hell, I don't do no services for free.

- I don't think this is cool at all.

- Ugh.

Stop, all right?

You're coming and it's gonna be fun.

Tell your dad you're staying

at my mom's place.

- Okay.

- We're gonna have a blast!

- Yeah.

- I'm so excited! Aren't you excited?

Man, I don't know what I'm gonna do

to make Tiffany happy. I have no idea.

Teenagers. I've been through it, man.

With Gabriella? No.

- No, with my other kids.

- Oh.

Gabriella? She's been nothing but a delight.

Hmm. That's good, man.

Tiffany was a delight too, when she was one.

It gets better. It gets better.

It takes time.

Yeah, okay. If you say so.

She's 18. How much more time? I've been...

Feels like I'm in prison. I don't know

how many years I gotta do this.

That's all right. I'm throwing

away one or two things.

That's all I'm gonna do. Come on.

Your mom is seriously the coolest.

Oh, thank you.

And get this,

she's letting us go to the party.

- [DEBRAH] Mmm-hmm.

- [LEAH] Yeah?

[DEBRAH] Wait, will your parents know?

Well, they'll know

that we'll be at your place.

- Tiffany.

- Come on, Mom!

You're so cool! Please.

Okay. All right.

But you have to promise to be responsible.

- We will.

- Yeah.

- We will, right?

- Yeah, yeah.

Wait, hold on. Where's this party?

You won't get mad, right?

You're 18. No.

It's at Lake Derrick.

Lake Derrick?

It's a haunted Halloween party.

Oh. Well, this sounds fun.

Yeah.

So you're gonna let us go?

Hmm.

- Yeah, you can go.

- [CHEERING]

You're only young once, honey.

You shouldn't be sittin' here

with a petting zoo.

- You know?

- Yeah, you're right.

So go, have fun.

- But be careful.

- We will.

Yeah, we will.

- [DEBRAH] All right.

- You're the best.

- I love you. [CHUCKLING]

- I love you.

I know this girl ain't not have said...

I know this girl did not just come out here

and say what I thought she just said.

Now, I know y'all didn't just hear that.

You ain't hear?

- What?

- Hear what?

Who said this? What'd they say?

That girl back there, her mama...

Debrah's gonna let her go down

to Lake Derrick for a party.

- Mabel!

- [MADEA] Yes!

Down there where them children died?

All of them people got killed.

She's gonna let

her go down there for some party.

What the hell they going down there for?

I just said, a party.

A Halloween party, Hattie.

Why do these children insist

on playing around with the devil these days?

You tell me, honey. You tell me.

- Does Brian know?

- [MADEA] No, he does not know.

I'm sure gonna tell him,

soon as we finish cleaning up in here.

I was about to say...

Soon as we finish cleaning up in here.

- I was about to say...

- Soon as we...

You know what? I'll do it my damn self.

- I ain't gonna be able to help.

- I'll do it my damn self...

- So...

- Okay, Dad, I'm off.

- You're off?

- Yeah.

Where you going?

She's coming with me to my house.

Why?

Because we wanna have a nice dinner

with her for her birthday.

Okay, great. I'll get my keys.

Well, no, no. You're not invited.

She wants to spend the weekend with us.

- [BRIAN] Really?

- [DEBRAH] Mmm-hmm.

All right, fine. Um...

Well, be careful.

Okay, I will.

- And I love you.

- I love you too.

All right. No driving after dark.

No, I won't.

And it's Halloween, so be careful.

I will. Bye.

Hey, Dad.

Um, Tiffany's having

a sleepover at her mom's.

Can I go?

Well...

Come on, you know you can trust me.

Okay. Okay.

- Thanks, Dad.

- You better make sure you call me though,

- as soon as you get there.

- I will.

Okay.

Bye, Mr. Simmons. Rad party.

Really?

- Ah, hold on, hold on.

- Yes?

Ain't there somethin'

that you wanna tell Brian?

No.

- [MADEA] Debrah...

- [DEBRAH] What?

- Yes, there is.

- What?

Debrah, don't be sittin' there lyin'.

Yes, there is.

- What?

- [MADEA] Brian,

Debrah gonna let Tiffany

go up to Lake Derrick or somethin'

for a Halloween party,

and you need to know that.

What?

That's what she said. That's what I heard.

- [BRIAN] Are you kidding me?

- Look, she's 18.

Eighteen is not grown.

Well, I said she can go.

You have to let her grow up at some point.

Are you crazy? People died up there!

Damn it, she's gone.

She's fine. She's an adult.

You have to stop doing this!

- She is not fine.

- I'm telling you...

You know what? I'mma let

y'all handle this. I'mma let you...

Brian, y'all handle that. I'm gonna sit

down. I'mma let y'all handle that.

[DEBRAH] You're gonna push her away

if you keep treating her like a toddler.

Now the girls are gonna go,

they're gonna have a great time.

And they'll all be together. It's okay.

Wait, my daughter's going too?

Oh. Yes, but it's okay.

She lied to me.

[BRIAN] Your daughter's not going,

and neither is mine.

Yes, she is. Goodbye.

[BRIAN] Debrah...

Debrah...

Debrah, wait a minute. What...

Listen to what I'm saying to you.

Debrah. Hey.

[DEBRAH] I know you aren't trying

to tell me how to

- bring up my daughter!

- [BRIAN] She is my daughter, too.

We have got to figure this out.

[DEBRAH] Well, I said she can go,

so she's going.

[BRIAN] Where are you going...

I heard them arguing when I was sittin' here.

I know he's sayin' somethin' to her.

[DEBRAH] She is grown. She is 18.

- [BRIAN] What are you saying?

- I am telling you, she's fine.

[JOE] Oh, yeah.

It's gonna end up on Nancy Grace.

[BRIAN] I don't care. You need to listen

to what I'm saying!

[DEBRAH] Wonder why we split up?

I don't know he gonna...

Go see out there, girl.

[DEBRAH] ...you and all your craziness.

- Move!

- [CAR DOOR CLOSES]

[CAR DRIVING AWAY]

I heard y'all out there fussing, Brian.

What happened? Did you go get her?

- You put your foot down?

- [JOE] No, he handled it.

That's my seed right there.

He went out there and handled it like a pimp

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