Boo 2! A Madea Halloween Page #6

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supposed to handle a ho.

Did you handle it, pimp?

Daddy...

Wait a minute, did you kill her?

You ain't kill her, did you?

I know you put them big-ass foots down

when you went out there, didn't you?

Or somethin' else down.

Did you put it down, player?

No.

- Why not?

- [MADEA] Listen to me, Brian.

That girl cannot go up there.

You know all them folks that died up there?

These kids is crazy.

Debrah lost her damn mind.

[BAM] No, no, no.

He went out there, but he didn't say nothin'.

- I'm gonna let her go.

- [JOE] What?

Brian, I'm telling you right now,

do not let that child go up there.

You ain't gonna do nothin'?

Well, she thinks she's grown.

I'mma let her go and see if she's grown.

That's crazy as hell.

But what if something happens

to her up there in them woods?

I'll just pray that nothing happens, okay?

That's what I'm gonna do, so...

No, pimps don't pray. The hoes is the prey.

Daddy...

Your mama...

Your mama was... I guess...

I get sentimental when I think about her.

'Cause your mama was a hard-working ho.

She was committed to being

on top of the game.

All her teeth out her mouth,

she had her tonsils out and everything.

She wanted to be a professional.

You know what, Daddy? Okay.

You know, your mama was my first,

so she's my bottom.

Daddy, you know what? Okay, listen.

I'm going upstairs.

I'm gonna say good night to all of you.

See your way out, please.

Nobody's moving.

I think he wants us to leave.

[MADEA] Is anybody moving?

I don't damn think so!

Wait a minute.

I know damn well you ain't trying

to put me up out of this house.

We ain't leaving

till we good and ready to go.

You ain't gonna treat me like this, you hear?

You got me?

We done cleaned up this place for you

and this the thanks we get?

You're so darn rude!

I will leave when I get good

and ready to leave.

It takes my car a little while

to warm up anyway.

- You know, your mama was my...

- See your way out, please. Thank you.

[JOE] You just gonna

let her walk all over you?

He been drinking that "buice." [CHUCKLES]

- [BAM] Joe?

- Yeah.

What is "buice"?

B*tch juice.

[LAUGHING]

[DARION JA'VON "BEAST" PLAYING]

# I come alive in the nighttime #

# Yeah, the nighttime be the right time #

# Yeah, I would put it down

In beast mode #

# I come alive in the nighttime #

# Yeah, the nighttime be the right time #

# You know what it is, baby girl

I'm a beast #

# Baby girl, baby girl, I'm a beast #

Do you believe this? Look. Look.

- [VICTOR] Wait, 14 murders?

- Fourteen murders.

[VICTOR] This makes me so angry!

I don't like being lied to.

This is not like Gabriella.

Well, it's definitely like Tiffany.

She lies all the time.

Why would they wanna go to a party

where people have been murdered?

Even though the killer's been caught,

this still is unsettling.

[BRIAN] Yeah, paragraph two. Two brothers.

The brothers were never caught.

So they don't know what's goin' on up there.

Look, look, let me read it. Here.

It says, "In 1976, crime scene investigators

were baffled by the murders at Lake Derrick.

Authorities believe that the two men died

in the vast wilderness surrounding the lake,

but locals in the small town,

they take another view.

'I believe they're still up there, '

says Ray Jones.

The Connor brothers, Jimmy Wayne Connor

and Bobby Joe Connor,

were never apprehended."

[RAE SREMMURD, "BLACK BEATLES" PLAYING]

[CROWD CHEERING]

# I sent flowers #

# But you said you didn't receive 'em #

[CHEERING]

# But you said you didn't need 'em #

# That girl is a real crowd pleaser #

# Small world

All her friends know of me #

# Young bull livin' like an old geezer #

# Quick release the cash

Watch it fall slowly #

# Frat girls still tryna get even #

# Haters mad for whatever reason #

# Smoke in the air, binge drinking #

# They lose it

When the DJ drops the needle #

# Getting so gone I'm not blinkin' #

# What in the world was I thinkin'? #

# New day, new money to be made #

- # There is nothin'... #

- [HORN HONKING]

# I'm a... black Beatle

Cream seats in the Regal #

# Rockin' John Lennon lenses

Like to see 'em spread eagle #

# Took a b*tch to the club

And let her party on the table #

# Screamin', everybody's famous #

# Like clockwork, I blow it all #

# And get some more #

# Get you somebody that can do both #

# Black Beatles

Got the babes belly rollin' #

# She think she love me

I think she trollin' #

# That girl is a real crowd pleaser #

Honestly, I am never riding with you again.

We're here, aren't we?

Yeah, barely. We almost died along the way.

But did you die?

No, but a kitten died.

It was a kitten.

I hear music!

Yeah, let's dance!

We all know how she gets

when she hears music.

Yes, come on!

No, come on. No, listen.

You know how much I hate all this lying.

Okay, who are we lying to though?

Your dad, my crazy dad?

No, no, no. We did not lie.

- We just didn't tell them the whole story.

- Oh...

Please tell me what the difference is.

The difference is,

I just didn't tell them the whole story.

That makes zero sense.

What is she doing here?

I'm sorry. She followed us.

We couldn't just leave her at home.

Tiffany, are you really gonna

ruin my party again?

No, I'm not. She'll be fine.

You'll be fine...

No, she's not fine! Not for him.

[SCREAMS] Horse!

Who is that girl?

We are not together.

Yes, we are!

No, we're not. You got my number

from some random guy at a bar.

What are you doing?

We're over when I say it's over.

- We never even went on a date!

- Yes, we did.

I've never even talked to you on the phone.

You're my man, and you'll always be my man!

We were never anything.

What are you talking about?

Bae!

That girl is mental.

- Is she stable? What was that?

- She has issues.

- That girl needs help!

- [TOGETHER] Help!

# That girl is a real crowd pleaser #

# Small world

All her friends know of me #

# Young bull livin' like an old geezer #

# Quick release the cash

Watch it fall slowly #

# Frat girls still tryna get even #

# Haters mad for whatever reason #

# Smoke in the air, binge drinking #

# They lose it

When the DJ drops the needle #

[CRYING]

- Are you okay?

- No.

He doesn't want me anymore.

Well, I'm...

[SCREAMS] Don't say you're sorry!

Don't say you're sorry!

I wasn't gonna say that.

I think I should just...

What is that behind you?

What?

[BREATHING LOUDLY]

Hey, man, sick costume.

[CHOKING]

[SCREAMING]

[VLC, "TWERK IT" PLAYING]

# Twerkin' it for daddy

Twerk-twerkin' it for daddy #

- # She say she #

- # Twerkin' it for daddy #

# Twerk-twerkin' it for daddy #

- # She say she #

- # Twerkin' it for daddy #

# Twerk-twerkin' it for daddy #

- # She say she #

- # Twerkin' it for daddy #

# Twerk-twerkin' it for daddy #

# Lil Mamma 'cause ya booty got swag #

# I ain't never seen... like that #

- Oh, hi. How are you?

- Hey.

Looking good. Costume's looking...

- Damn.

- Thank you.

Yeah, no doubt.

- You look good too.

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