Book Club Page #5
and that is when Terry Sanders
came up to me, and he said...
It was so sweet! He said,
"I think I love you, Dee-Dee."
Yeah, and then he grabbed
my face with both of his hands,
and he was like,
I don't know...
Maybe he had seen it
in some movie or something.
But he held my face,
and, for a moment,
my mind went completely blank
Oh, God. I mean, we didn't...
We didn't know
what we were doing, we just...
- Terry knew.
- Maybe, yeah.
We stood there like that,
you know...
We just stood there. Frozen.
And you know,
I didn't really care.
Because...
the feeling of his hands
on my face...
You know what I wish?
I wish...
everyone had a first kiss
like that.
Yeah.
I'm so sorry.
You know, I don't...
I don't know why I told you
the whole story!
That was a beautiful...
That was a beautiful story.
Thank you.
I wish I was kissed
by Terry Sanders.
[Diane laughs]
Where is he? Whatever
happened to Terry Sanders?
- I need to track him down.
- [Diane] Oh, Terry Sanders...
No, what actually
happened to him
was that he died
in a plane crash.
He died, yeah.
He just went like that.
- Plane crash?
- [Diane] Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
No.
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
He didn't die in a plane crash.
You've been waiting
all this time
just to hit me
with a plane crash joke.
I couldn't help it.
Diane can get a man
to fly in from another state,
and I can't get my husband
to come in from the garage!
Well, you have to give him
a good enough reason.
Well, since when is sex not a
Honey, you're not dealing with a man,
you're dealing with an older man.
Different animal.
He's not thinking about sex.
He's conditioned to think
that "inside" means changing a
light bulb or fixing the toilet.
Both of which sound infinitely
more satisfying to me.
So basically, I'm screwed.
Or not screwed, as it were.
He needs a reminder.
Take him back to a time
when sex was on his mind.
- Miss O'Donnell?
- Yeah.
This was dropped
at the desk for you.
- Thank you, Runako.
- You're welcome.
It's Pavlovian.
Present the right stimulus,
you will not believe
how quickly he'll come.
Must you always be
so crass?
Look whose mind
is in the gutter!
[Sharon] I know!
It's because of this book.
The whipping
and the flogging.
I'm learning things no one our
age should even know about!
I mean, sex is...
Ugh!
petting would kill me, but...
Is that a poncho?
Um... all right, sharing.
"Next time we should
wear protection"?
"Love, Arthur."
Uh, you weren't gonna
tell us about this.
I told you
we went out for coffee.
Unbelievable! That is not
how I go out for coffee.
The entire world
is coupling up.
You just need to put yourself
out there the same way Tom did.
You see her going online?
[chuckles]
I mean, let's not lose
all our sense of reality.
Well, why not?
There are plenty
of fish in the sea
- [Vivian] I agree.
But to catch one she'd actually
have to take out a pole
and make her way
down to the water.
You really don't think
I can do it.
Well, I think you can.
I just don't think you will.
Then let's drink to me
and my pole going online.
- Well, yay! Good for you.
- Yay!
But you might want
to lose the pole.
Yeah. Good call.
[sighs]
Life motto?
I'll give you a life motto.
"No one with a life
has a motto."
[chuckles]
"Find a mate?"
What am I, Lin-Lin the Panda
at the San Diego Zoo?
- [camera clicking]
- No! No, no, no.
[yells]
Stop it!
Sh*t!
[Carol clears throat]
My old uniform.
What do you think?
I feel like
I'm in a time machine.
I know.
And it still fits!
- Ta-da!
- [fabric rips]
There's some duct tape
on the shelf.
You're sweet, but that
Oh, you need... you need
duct tape. Okay...
And, uh, give me the zip ties.
Zip ties.
Are you thinking about
tying me up?
What?
Nothing. It's just something
I was reading about.
I can do for you?
No, I think I'm good, thanks.
I just needed more light
before I can get inside
her crankshaft.
Check her out.
Check out...
your motorcycle?
Yeah.
- It sure brings back memories.
- Yeah.
And she's a lot prettier
than I remember.
I wouldn't complain if you
want to take me for a ride.
[tire pops, air hissing out]
Rain check?
I'm sorry.
I talked your ear off.
- I'll recover.
- You will? I wonder.
Just let me know
when you're back in Arizona.
Oh! Well, actually, I'm going
to be there this weekend.
How inconvenient.
How inconvenient, yeah.
Anyway...
- It was really lovely.
- Oh, it was really lovely. So...
- Good night.
- Have a good night.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
[groans quietly] Oh, God.
We need to get control
of this situation.
I don't want a repeat
of what was going on
in the evidentiary hearing.
[message alert chime]
Let's turn our phones off,
please.
Not mine.
[message alert chime]
Am I the only one
hearing this?
I believe it's from...
over there.
[message alert chime]
Holy sh*t.
[pop music playing]
Here, Ginsburg,
you want to go out?
Go.
Go ahead.
Okay, fine.
- Be lethargic.
- [mewls]
Damn you, E.L. James.
His name is George and he's
probably a serial killer.
No man is perfect.
Well, he's also certainly
not normal.
You do.
Yeah, I rest my case.
Maybe he's your
Christian Grey.
- He's a bald tax attorney.
- Okay, maybe not.
But at least
you have a date.
I'm never gonna have sex again
for the rest of my life.
[Sharon] He might not
even have arms!
- Hey.
- What?
These are essential.
They hold you in, smooth everything down.
Life changing.
I'm gonna get them for you.
Come here.
Well, let's just say things did
not go exactly as planned.
You've been married
too long.
In the army, when they want
to get a soldier's attention,
they just blow
on the trumpet.
Well, that is precisely
what I was attempting.
- And the soldier?
In fact, the trumpet never
even came out of the barracks.
The commanding officer put
a kibosh on the mission, huh?
Yes. Mission aborted.
[Sharon] Oh, Jesus Christ, enough
with the metaphors already.
[groans]
My organs just shifted.
You're gonna be fine.
Do scuba breathing.
So, okay,
give him one of these...
and the lieutenant
will stand at attention.
You think
that's the problem?
I've been doing field research
on this demographic a long time.
He's probably just embarrassed.
This is gonna be
a game changer, trust me.
[Sharon groans]
You need some help?
[Sharon] I need
the Jaws of Life.
[laughs]
Um, I don't think
you have that on quite right,
but it's gonna look amazing.
I look like
a Lane Bryant mannequin.
I'm sorry, I'm just trying to
picture your serial killer
trying to peel you
out of that thing.
- He's gonna have to use his teeth.
- If he has teeth.
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