Book Club Page #6
When you guys
are finished joking,
can you get me
some scissors?
I can't feel my feet.
[Chris] Is that the one
I showed you?
No. Found it on Zillow.
Check it out.
- This has a media room.
- Oh, sick.
You don't need
a media room,
you need your son to live
in a good school district.
Mom. You shouldn't be
adding salt.
It's spaghetti. I always
add salt to my spaghetti.
Mom, did you not get the article
I sent you on blood pressure?
[cell phone ringing]
Oh, shoot. Could... Could you
excuse me for just a sec?
Don't say "sick".
You're 40 years old.
[Diane] Hi, how are you?
Come visit you?
That's crazy!
What? Well, I don't know
how I can do that, you know?
Yeah?
Oh. Well, okay.
I'm just gonna have
to come up with a reason.
- [Jill] Mom?
- Uh-oh. I got to go.
Okay, yes, and I will.
Okay, bye.
- [Adrianne] Is everything okay?
- [sighs] No. No.
That was my neighbor.
And, um...
There was a robber,
or a burglar, I don't know.
Anyway, they think
that the house was burgled!
- Burgled?
- It's shocking!
But you know something? I think I
need to get back there ASAP to help.
What do you mean, help?
What I mean is the authorities...
they may want to ask some questions.
So I do need
to get back there now.
The authorities?
I'm not a suspect.
I'm not suspicious.
It's not that kind of thing.
But I'm so worried.
This world is just not
a safe place for you anymore.
I'm sorry, and...
I'm really gonna try
to keep that in my mind, okay?
But anyway, I need to book
a flight back tomorrow.
Do I just not
turn you on anymore?
I mean, I get it after 35 years
and three kids, but am I...
Is it just not exciting
anymore?
I love you, Carol.
I know you love me,
and I love you.
Then what is the problem?
The problem is we haven't
even tried to make love
since your retirement party.
And we both know
how that turned out.
You yourself said
there was something wrong
with the lamb that night.
We both know there was
nothing wrong with the lamb.
I'm the one who made it.
I'm not having
this conversation.
[sighs] Bruce, Vivian said
that it is so normal for men...
Wait. Vivian?
safe and effective ways...
You talked to Dr. Schaefer?
I did not think
you'd want to talk to him.
- I don't want to talk to him!
- See? I knew that! I knew that!
He asked me, "Does he
still pleasure himself?"
- Oh, my God!
- And I said, "I have no idea!"
Carol! This is enough!
[shouts] Bruce!
I want to have sex!
[dog whines]
Hello.
[huffs]
Excuse me.
[both sigh]
Okay, come on, baby.
Get your leg up there.
[grunts]
Goddang it.
[engine fails]
Come on.
What, you can't
get it turned on, huh?
Hi. Do you have a reservation?
No, actually
I'm meeting someone.
His name is George.
He's a tax accountant.
Right. Follow me.
Enjoy your meal.
Hey, you have arms!
It would've been fine
if you didn't, but it's...
better that you do. Hey.
So nice to... Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'll take care of it.
This is why
I don't leave the house.
- I'm afraid to reenter.
Nah.
We can take it
right from here.
[Sharon] Okay.
So, what about you?
- You work?
- Um, yes.
Actually, I'm currently working
on my drinking. [chuckles]
[both laugh]
You have a nice laugh.
Thank you.
Actually,
I'm a federal judge.
Wow.
- Really?
- Yeah.
And I do have the power
to put you in handcuffs.
I don't know
why I said that. Really.
I'm sorry. I...
I was guessing what you
might be thinking and...
I mean, not you,
but men.
Not like all men
think the same, but...
I'm sorry I'm not better
at this, but this is...
Whoa.
Can I make a confession?
Uh, I changed
and I only have five shirts.
And the irony is
that they're all exactly alike.
Blue, button-down,
Brooks Brothers.
Well, who doesn't love
Brooks Brothers?
Not this guy.
When did dating
get so complicated?
I mean, it used to be
you'd go to a dance
and bada-boom bada-bing, you'd
get married and pregnant.
Now you have
to come up with
earth-shattering
theories on life
before you even get a "wink."
What is that, a "wink" online?
You know, you are so much better
at this than you think you are.
Thank you.
You are too,
for the record.
All my past relationships
taught me one thing.
I can't sleep with men.
Well, now, there's a revelation
I was not expecting.
No, but sex is fine.
I just can't sleep.
Okay,
that makes more sense.
Now I can focus on
what you're gonna say next.
I can't understand
how men can sleep anywhere.
On the floor, in a bed,
on a couch.
I'm staring at the ceiling
and they're off
in some blissful dreamscape.
Well, they say that bad sleep is
a sign of a bad relationship.
Yeah, well,
I can attest to that.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
Wow.
I never thought
I'd be back here again.
Me, neither.
Here we go.
[moans appreciatively]
- Is it as good as you remember?
- Maybe better.
Let me ask you a question.
What's your favorite thing
in the whole world?
Well, that's a very
broad question.
Um...
Arm tickles.
- Come on.
- No, without a doubt.
No, it's true.
I'm a girl of simple pleasures.
[laughs] Says the girl
with a staff of 150!
Ah, but it would be
so much better
if they were all
tickling my arms.
You know what I love to do
that I never do anymore?
Listen to a full album on vinyl
from beginning to end.
Vinyl sure has made
a comeback, hasn't it?
Well, some things
stand the test of time.
That they do.
[romantic music playing]
[music stops]
[instructor claps]
Dance is about connection.
It can't just be routine.
Moving in unison
is not the same as dancing.
Right.
[sighs]
[Carol] I think
we're done for the night.
Sorry.
I was 14. She was 17.
And she was sitting
behind the wheel.
She said, "Come here."
This is me.
Thank you for making
tonight so easy.
Oh... It was a great,
great pleasure.
Um, I have to ask you this.
First of all,
I think you're great.
And second,
I know that the chances of this
going past this evening
are slim, but...
would you mind if I...
kissed you?
If I had a nickel
for every time
someone asked me that.
All right, all right. I'll just
rewind the tape about 30 seconds.
Shut up and kiss me.
Oh, hell.
[clears throat]
Thank you.
[Sharon] Ginsburger!
Ooh. I'm gonna need
a bigger back seat.
Paging Dr. Derek.
- [Adrianne] Is this good?
- Uh-huh. This is fine, this is totally fine.
Okay.
I love how your generation
still feels the need
to get fancy for air travel.
It's so cute.
[Diane] Okay...
- Call me when you get back to L.A.
- Of course.
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
- Be safe.
- Bye-bye.
- Love you.
- Love you!
[groans]
[groans]
Quite an escape, Houdini.
Oh, God. I can't believe
I'm doing this.
[pop music playing]
[inaudible]
[inaudible]
You know,
I can't get over it.
Honestly, I'm not sure
I've ever seen a prettier sky.
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