Booty Call Page #5
- R
- Year:
- 1997
- 79 min
- 2,588 Views
Don"t you think we need
some protection?
I just went to the store.
I got that. Don"t worry.
You need a dental dam to protect
against the exchange of bodily fluid.
Where do I get some dental dam?
I been to the store.
Plastic wrap in the kitchen
next to the refrigerator.
- In the kitchen.
- All right.
Hurry up. Hurry.
- Okay.
Didn"t know I was in the Olympics,
did you?
- Don"t tear up my kitchen, now.
- I got it. Dam. Here you go.
Well, don"t look like
we be going downtown.
- That"s okay, babe.
- It"s not. I want you to go downtown.
See, if you go to the store...
...then when you come back...
...you do me...
...and l"II do you.
Yeah, but the store"s a long way...
Okay.
To the store.
It"s one thing we"re leaving
to go get rubbers.
plastic wrap for sh*t I don"t do.
Hey, I might hurt you.
You"re my friend, but I might hurt you.
Hey, man. You poked me in the eye.
Cut that sh*t down.
- Look. The butt-plugs are back.
- You got any plastic wrap?
Yeah, in the back,
next to the onions.
All right. What"s so funny?
You got to lick it
Before you kick it
You"ve got to mak e it soft and wet
Before you stick it
Hey, hey, camel cowboys.
We just want some wrap,
and then we out of here.
Oh, yeah. No. Most people come in
to buy GLAD Wrap at 2 in the morning.
You got to punch it
Before you munch it
You"ve got to work it
Before you jerk it
See? See? This is why
l"m in favour of immigration reform.
You"re fresh off the boat
and already f***ing with people.
Oh, my God, take a breather.
- You feel better?
- I feel better.
I was just pulling your arm.
- Pulling your leg.
- Arm.
- You can"t say " pulling your arm."
- Why do you correct me?
- You are not in Bombay now.
- I wish I was in Bombay.
- Then go to Bombay.
- L"m not staying.
See who we get it from now?
The cold part is they got a point.
We not running them.
Do you see how expensive
this sh*t is?
- Singh, you got anything cheaper?
- Rushon.
- Come up here, boy.
- Damn. Judge Peabody.
He go to my mother"s church.
He a Holy Roller too.
- Hey, judge.
- Rushon, what you doing out?
We just came to get a sandwich.
Ain"t nothing out this late
but the devil...
...and the devil"s helper.
- Hey, judge.
You want that GLAD Wrap?
GLAD Wrap at 2 in the morning?
Looks like you plan on eating
more than a sandwich.
Your mother know
what you"re doing?
- Well, she...
- Look here, son.
It"s bad enough you plan to fornicate.
Don"t compound the crime by lying.
Lies are the oil that grease the track.
One-way to "desolution."
Now, I know...
...what condoms and GLAD Wrap,
it has its place...
...in the pantheon of safe sex.
There"s only one way
to be totally safe...
...and that"s abstinence and purity.
- And sexual frustration.
- I know how you all feel.
When that furry temptress
seems like she"s calling your name.
She say, " Come on, Rushon!
Get some! Put your hand on it!
You want some more?
Rub it on in there.
You want me to rub it?
Bite me.
Suck it, you filthy..."
You know, and things like that.
You know?
Man, you got my nipples hard.
Watch how you talk to me.
- L"m sorry.
- L"m sorry for you.
L"m trying to help you.
That"s where you gotta be strong.
You have to take a pledge.
You say, " I swear on the seal
of this great state of New York...
...that I would never..."
- Say, judge, we gonna do this or what?
Yes. Yes, l"II be right out, miss.
L"II be right out.
That"s what l"m talking about.
So remember what I said...
...because I said it.
And tell your mother I say hello.
You-all have a great evening.
Judge, you forgot your Goodyears.
L"II come back and get it.
I have to take my clerk home.
I told you I was coming out.
Didn"t have to come in there.
Look, man, l"m a little low on cash.
Y"all got anything cheaper?
That"s the 300.
The 100 is back on the shelf.
Come on, man.
We running out of time.
I don"t trust those boys.
I think that that girl was
the judge"s fuzzy temptress.
- Furry temptress.
- What"s the difference?
What"s the difference?
You don"t know?
- Put the money in the bag.
- We are talking.
- Lf furry is here and fuzzy is here...
- Hey!
- I said, put the money in the bag.
- Your customer.
Listen, you Pakistani piece of sh*t,
do what I say.
Listen, you crack addict,
we"re not Pakistani. We are Punjabis.
I could pass for Pakistani.
Oh, sh*t, Bunz, these motherfuckers
are getting jacked.
As soon as he shoots them,
l"m gonna go get some groceries.
- Ever use the left side of your brain?
- All the time. Take these.
Hey, let"s clock this motherf***er.
Hurry up.
Give me the goddamn money.
Call me a Pakistani.
Oh, my, my, my, my, my.
Oh, my, my, my.
- And you wonder why you"re a floater.
- Are you out of your f***ing minds?
Punk motherf***er.
Bunz, you all right?
I think I got a pickle
stuck in my ass.
There we go.
Tonight.
- I ain"t coming back out here.
- That"s the spirit. Bunz.
- What?
- Got a little something in here.
- Man, you wacked.
- Straighten you out.
Nikki, your man"s home.
I don"t wanna hear it.
L"m in the bathroom.
Why don"t you get ready.
I am ready, girl. I been ready.
Seven weeks ready. Sh*t.
Hey, Nikki.
This plastic ain"t easy to come by.
You don"t know what I been through.
this safe-sex thing down pat.
You sure you know what you"re doing?
Do I know what l"m doing?
I know what l"m doing.
Say you want some dental dam,
I got your dental dam.
Build your ass the Hoover Dam,
that"s what l"II do.
L"II whack that ass tonight.
My turn to do what I want.
You shut up before I wrap
your ass like a hot dog.
Oh, my God. Rushon, Rushon.
Sit up so you can get some air.
Sit up.
Okay, okay, okay.
You gotta breathe. Let me help you.
You are supposed to put this
around my pelvic area, not your head.
Sorry, babe. Let"s do this.
- " Let"s do this"?
- L"m fired up now.
Rushon, you almost died.
Oh, my God, you are the only man
in this world I know...
...dumb enough
to do something like this.
Help a brother out.
Get him up!
Sit him up.
- Rushon, help me.
- What?
Pop it!
Motherf***er, was you gonna wait
for me to turn into a butterfly?
- Dj vu.
Oh, I been looking.
You know, I told him
Bunz, did you think
you were gonna spoil or something?
L"ve got some aluminium foil
over in the cabinet too.
I don"t wanna hit no woman,
but I tell you right now...
When did this become Def Comedy
Jam? Nikki, what is so funny?
- L"m sorry, baby.
- "L"m sorry, baby."Ain"t this a b*tch.
I ain"t never had to go through
this much sh*t to get a piece of ass.
They got you slipping,
you got me slipping. L"m out.
- You with me?
- L"m out. Come on.
- Rushon, where you going?
- L"m going home.
It"s about time you handled
your business like a man.
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