Bordering on Bad Behavior Page #3

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as a threat and...

boom!

Bomb blast.

Tel Aviv.

Five minutes ago.

Car bomb, f***ing car bomb.

Many people are wounded,

some are dead.

You want a beer?

It's nice and cold.

You married, Bob?

Boyfriend, girlfriend?

Actually, I...

lost my wife five years ago

to cancer, so yeah.

- I'm sorry to hear that, mate.

- Yeah.

Well that's a f***ing shame,

Bob.

Things happen.

How about yourself?

- I'm married.

- Bob!

Bob!

What?!

Give me one of those cigarettes.

Can he have a cigarette?

No!

You know what, why don't you

paint yourself blue,

get inside the ocean,

f***ing drown, huh?

- What does that mean?

- Some Jew thing, I think.

- I don't even know what that means.

- F*** this, f*** this sh*t!

F*** this!

I've had enough of this

f***ing bullshit.

Shoot me.

Come on, you goddamn Arabic dog.

My grandfather killed you Arabs,

my dad killed you Arabs,

I'm gonna kill a few more Arabic

scum sh*t like you before I die.

- Shoot me!

- Baz, no.

Isn't it great how we can

just shoot you f***ers?

Blow your homes up

and no one talks about it?

I love it.

The whole world thinks

nothing of you.

You give us 20 more years

and we'll exterminate you to the

very f***ing last of you b*tches!

You're a tough motherf***er with five

or six Army buddies behind you, huh?

But a big f***ing p*ssy,

one on one.

Do it, you f***ing p*ssy,

come on.

I'm going to f***ing kill you.

This is for your grandfather,

this is for your father.

Come on,

you f***ing Israeli psycho!

You f***ing p*ssy!

Sit the f*** down!

Hey, hey, come on, Ari.

F***ing okay.

F***ing let me go, f*** you!

Settle down now.

Come on now.

Here, here, have a drink.

Have a drink.

Why'd you have to hit him

so hard for?

Come on, God darn.

It's okay, kid.

F*** off!

You know what, Ari?

You're more barbaric than

a pit bull in heat.

- You are kind of f***ed up.

- Shut the f*** up, Bob.

Okay.

Why is the world so scared

of you guys?

I mean, you got the whole world

shitting in their pants!

You say a thing against a Jew,

and the media goes f***ing ape-sh*t

with the term anti-Semitic...

The holocausts.

The f***ing Jews have been

persecuted for thousands of years.

But here you are telling me

that you love to kill Arabs.

Now how the f*** does that work?

Yeah, because your Muslim

Jihad, that blows themself up

in our buses

are innocent, right?

No Ari, that's not

what I'm saying,

all extremists need to have

their head read, okay?

The media just makes us

look real like sh*t!

That's true.

Come live in America,

say a bad thing about a Jew

and they will

cut your balls off.

But land in the US as an Arab

and get harassed.

Baz, to be fair, you did

blow up our twins.

Which was a colossal f*** up.

Now I'm not saying that

mistakes haven't been made.

But can you imagine if the Arabs

started crying to the world

that they have been persecuted?

By the Romans, the Ottomans,

the British, the French, Tom,

Dick and f***ing Dirty Harry?

People would laugh!

Well the media has put bad spin

on you people, that's true.

I mean why is it okay for you

guys to be put on a pedestal

and wrapped in cotton wool?

F*** you, man!

We have been persecuted.

People all over the world

have been persecuted!

Yeah whatever, this is our land

so both of you can get the f***

out of here.

Look, what happened to

all the Arabs,

the Jews, the Christians that

were all living together, huh?

I'll tell you what happened.

When the Zionist movement

of the world decided it was

a good time to take Palestine,

they put a gun to their heads

and told everyone to f*** off.

You ever heard

of the Balfour Declaration?

Yep!

Huh?

The British mandate, the United

Nations resolution that states

half of the land of Palestine

is given to the Arabs

which they rejected and the

other half is given to the Jews!

What about the massacres, son!

You forget that?

Groups such as the Irgun,

Lehi, Haganah?

Haganah took out British authorities,

and resident Arabs.

Well you know, sh*t was

happening on both sides, Bob.

That's war.

And the Arabs were no

f***ing angels either.

In '48,

when the British withdrew,

Israel was immediately attacked

by the Arab nations.

So I'm very sorry that after

6 million Jews

that were slaughtered

in the holocaust,

we had to defend ourself.

What about that Six-Day War, huh?

What about it?

It was a glorious victory.

Oh come on, that was land

grabbing son, land grabbing.

Sh*t happens.

What about the invasion

of Lebanon, mate?

Your PLO buddies started it,

we just finished it.

F*** off, Ari!

What about the 17,000 Lebanese civilians

who died in the conflict of '82?

How the f*** do you know so much

about Middle East politics, huh??

Well I've been living in the

Middle East about 10 years,

and I got a degree

in political science,

which makes me not just a red-neck

but a very, very smart red-neck!

Well, you don't have to live

with the Palestinians, okay.

Cut the bullshit, son.

'Cause you could say that about

any and all nationalities.

You're both full of sh*t.

I take it you're the man that

brought in Miss Rosenberg?

Anna is her name, yes.

You have I.D.? Passport?

Uh no, it's back at the hotel.

Where are you from?

I was born in Australia.

My father is Lebanese,

which makes me Lebanese.

Stand up.

What?

Did you know that?

- So why are you arresting him?

- Listen to me.

No, you listen to me.

What if he had

saved your mother?

Would him being

an Arab matter then?

Ms. Rosenberg wants to see

the man who saved her life.

I've had enough of this bullshit,

had both of y'all... enough.

Hey Ari,

what do you say you give me a

hand cleaning this sh*t up, okay?

Why don't you go f*** yourself,

anti-Semitic pig.

Hey don't put that anti-Semitic

sh*t on me, you new Jew boy.

Come on.

- New Jew boy?

- Yeah.

You know Bob, before you

judge me and my people,

you should take a look

at your own history,

you hick country bumpkin!

- Oh yeah?

- Yeah.

Here we go... I'm sure you're going

to give it to me. Give it to me.

Yeah well, America

was founded on genocide.

You guys are far from being

innocent in this argument.

Native Americans, slavery...

war-mongering.

You're an Ashkenazi Jew,

aren't you?

You're not even a Sephardic Jew!

Answer the question, Ari.

Are you Sephardic or Ashkenazi?

A Jew is a Jew and that's it.

You should be a teacher,

a brief lecture and he's

already lost me!

- The gentleman here is European.

- He's an a**hole!

And not a descendant of the

people of this region.

He therefore can't

claim anti-Semitism!

You see, anyone from

this part of the world

who originated here is a Semite.

That's me, regardless of what

god or practice you follow.

So Ari, by your own definition,

you're not a real Jew.

F*** you Baz, it's like me

saying you're not Arabic

because you were born

in Australia.

All Jews, black, white, Asian,

all are Semitic by birthright

or conversion.

That sh*t was made up to protect

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