Bridesmaids Page #11

if you would notice.

Huh?

Now, you got to stop

feeling sorry for yourself.

Okay, 'cause I do not

associate with people

that blame the world

for their problems.

'Cause you're

your problem, Annie.

And you're also

your solution.

Right? I mean, that's...

You get that?

I just miss her, I guess.

Yeah, I know you do.

I know you do.

All right, come on.

Bring it in.

There's the Annie...

There's the Annie I

knew was there, okay?

All right.

Man, you have got

to wash your hair.

I'm sorry.

You've got to

wash that hair.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

I love you.

Looks great. Thank you.

Rhodes and I worked out

a deal way back when,

so it's on the house.

Are you serious?

Yeah. I owe him big time.

That's really nice.

Hey, Mom?

This is my mom, Judy.

Hey, how are you?

Nice to meet you.

Good to meet you, too.

Wait a minute,

don't I know you from AA?

Oh, my gosh.

You made that artichoke dip,

didn't you?

It's good, huh?

It's just delicious.

Come in.

Are you sure

you're not gonna

come with me today?

It's Lillian's big day.

Mom, she doesn't

want me there.

I'll fix you

a tuna fish sandwich.

Mom, it's 8:
00

in the morning.

You can put syrup on it.

I know.

Hi.

What do you want?

I was wondering

if you knew

where Lillian was.

No, why would I...

What do you mean?

I can't find her.

We've looked everywhere.

What?

She is missing.

Can you help?

Okay, just wait here.

I think I know

someone that

might be able to help.

I'll get my Keys.

Can I just use...

I mean, I just don't know

what could have

possibly gone wrong.

Everything was going smoothly.

The dress looked fantastic.

It had come in from Paris.

Dougie was being

great and very helpful.

I had organized everything

to the last final detail.

I just...

I don't know

what's happened to her.

I don't know.

You should know, right?

You're her best friend.

It's weird that

you don't know.

You guys are so close.

Annie, I want to

apologize to you personally

for all of the things

that have gone down.

I know that I hurt you,

and that I created a distance

between you and Lillian.

I want to

apologize for that...

I don't want to hear...

...and everything

that happened

at the shower.

And with Las Vegas...

Okay, I don't want

to hear any more,

honestly.

I don't even

want to talk to you.

Harry never really

wants to talk to me, either.

He travels a lot.

Like, all year.

I'm basically just by myself.

I don't want to...

I don't feel sorry for you.

I really liked

that original dress

you picked at

the bridal store.

I thought it was beautiful.

You have really lovely taste.

Thanks, but it's

a little too late for that.

And I know...

I don't think

that Brazilian food

really gave us food poisoning.

NO, it did.

No, I don't think it did.

It was the food.

I sh*t my pants

on the way home.

I don't think it

was your fault.

That was my fault.

I think people just

ask me to their weddings

because I'm good at

organizing parties.

I don't have any

female friends.

I'm so sorry.

Why are you smiling, Annie?

It's just...

It's just...

It's the first time I've

ever seen you look ugly.

And that makes

me kind of happy.

I look ugly? No, I don't.

I don't really look ugly.

A little bit.

You're an ugly crier,

but that's okay.

No, I'm not really

an ugly crier.

Maybe just

a little bit.

No.

Just a little bit.

It's just my makeup.

But I still look pretty good.

Rhodes!

Rhodes.

Rhodes.

Come on! Rhodes!

He's ignoring you.

Let me.

Yes, he is.

- Officer!

- Roll down your window!

Excuse me! Please!

Rhodes,

I know you can hear me,

and I know you're mad at me,

but I need your help. Please!

You know this guy?

What are you doing?

I just want to

get his attention.

Annie! Oh, my God.

Reckless driving!

Annie, my hair!

What are you doing?

I'm speeding!

You better pull me over!

Really?

Here comes

the litter-bug!

Let's see what

Marmaduke's doing.

Just texting.

Talking on the phone

while I'm driving.

Not even using my hands.

Oh, hi!

Mmm! Yum! Yum!

Beer!

Yum! Yum! Yum!

Idiot.

Hey, what's up, man?

I don't care. I don't care.

I'm going to hurl.

I feel really sick, Annie!

Hey, who's driving that car?

Can we go up now?

That's not clever.

Hey!

I'm topless!

I'm totally topless.

Really?

Wow. Unbelievable.

What the f*** are you doing?

I don't know.

Hey! Are you crazy?

Are you crazy?

All of that stuff,

that would have been

dangerous for a good driver.

I'm sorry. I just...

I really need your help.

We can't find Lillian.

How long has she been gone?

She's been

missing for 12 hours.

It's not a missing person

until it's at least 24 hours.

Have you ever seen CSI?

Let me get on

with my job, Annie.

Nathan, please?

I really need your help.

Please, Nathan.

Who is this one?

This is Helen.

I'm Helen.

What?

It's Helen.

Hello, Helen.

I've heard wonderful things.

Okay, thanks, buddy.

Bye-bye.

Okay, we've traced

her cell phone

to the corner of

Craner and Rose.

Do you know where that is?

Yes. That is her apartment.

I thought you said

you looked there.

We did. We did.

Last night.

Okay.

So you're saying

she's at her apartment?

That's what you're telling me?

She must have gone

back after you left.

God, that was crazy of her.

Thank God! Thank you.

Let's go. Let's go.

Okay.

We found her!

I am so sorry.

I didn't mean to

waste your time.

That's embarrassing.

Thank you.

No, you are welcome.

It's this kind of

high-octane stuff

that really made me

want to become a cop.

"Missing girl found

at her apartment."

It's...

It's adrenalin-pinching.

It's nice to see you.

I'm glad that you got

your taillights fixed.

Means I won't have

to stop you again.

Okay.

Annie, let's go.

Anyway,

go and save your friend

from her apartment.

Bye-bye.

Bye.

Do you mind actually

if I go by myself?

Sure.

Okay.

Lil?

Lillian?

Lil?

Go away.

What happened?

This whole

wedding is f***ed up.

Helen just took

over everything, and

everything's got

out of control.

And my dad can't

afford the wedding.

This has been really

hard to do without you.

It's been shitty.

I'm sorry.

Nope. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I kicked

you out of my wedding.

It's my fault.

No, it's my fault.

I think I'm the one

with the mental problems.

Yeah, wasn't it my

turn to be crazy?

The bride's

supposed to be crazy.

Yes, technically.

You kind of

stole all the crazy.

I out-crazied you.

Everything's

going to be okay.

Yeah? How do you know that?

I left the rehearsal

dinner last night.

I told Dougie I

had to go get Q-tips.

And

all of a sudden,

I realized I was

driving here.

I came here.

I realized this

is the last time

I'm going to be here

in this apartment

with that couch,

and this bed,

and take a bath in my bathtub.

Because you know

how much I love my bathtub.

It's a good tub.

I slept in there on my

Uh-huh.

Everything's gonna change.

I mean, I'm not

going to get to

live five

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