Bridesmaids Page #8

Yeah, you gotta

get back on my seat.

You get it?

Yeah,

I definitely

got it.

Oh-Oh. what's That?

I got to get back to my seat.

Could you just

move your leg, please?

I got to go.

Oh-oh.

Oh-oh.

Somebody found a souvenir.

You feel that

steam heat coming?

That's from my undercarriage

That can go up

and higher.

Okay.

Jon, get us a blanket.

No.

I got to take a whiz

and I'll be right back.

Cool.

I don't want you to be

a big f***-up like me.

How do you think I feel?

Like me.

You can still

turn it around.

No, don't.

Stop it!

You are more

beautiful than

Cinderella.

You smell like

pine needles and you

have a face like sunshine.

What?

Oh, no.

Ladies and gentlemen,

as you can see,

the captain has turned on

the fasten seat belt?sign.

It appears we've run into

a rough patch of weather...

I have an announcement, too.

There is a Colonial woman

on the wing.

There's a woman on the wing.

I saw her.

There 's something

they're not telling us!

Steve.

All right.

There's a Colonial woman.

She was churning

butter on that wing.

Steve, get her.

She is out there right now.

Sh*t!

Everyone, remain calm!

I'm an Air Marshal.

Yes! I knew it.

I got your back, Jon!

There is a woman on the wing.

I saw her.

There's something

they're not telling us.

Let's get out!

Let's open the doors

and get out!

She is dressed in

traditional Colonial garb.

Say goodbye!

We are going down!

Stay calm.

There is something

they are not telling us.

There is a Colonial

woman on the wing.

I will cover the pilot!

Who is she?

What does she want?

Just let me make it

up to you, please.

I'm telling you,

your shower is

going to be amazing.

I have so many ideas.

I want to talk to

you about the shower.

I feel like

it has been really

overwhelming for you.

It's just starting

to make you crazy.

No, Lil, I'm fine.

I mean...

Lil, I'm fine.

No, you're not fine.

You are not fine, Annie,

and we need things to just

flow smoothly from now on

and Helen just knows

how to do this kind of stuff.

She does it all the time.

She is good at it.

She likes doing it.

This way you don't have to

plan any more

lunches or trips.

You don't have to do anything

you don't want to do.

I get it.

I think it'll be

best here on out

for the shower

and for everything.

Yeah,

whatever you want.

I mean,

it's probably best.

I think so, right?

Yeah.

I just want you

to be happy.

I think that

will make me happy.

It will be good.

Okay.

Okay.

Good.

Hey.

Hey.

Do you want to hang out?

- It's not funny!

- Stop laughing.

it's a little funny.

None of those girls

are laughing, believe me.

It's not funny.

Have you ever been

kicked off a plane?

I can't say that I have.

Thank you.

All of the girls

hate me right now.

You are like

the maid of dishonor.

I hope Lillian isn't

going to be mad at me

for too long.

No, she will be all right.

I don't know,

I just wish things were

the way that they

used to be, you know.

I feel like her

life is going off

and getting perfect,

and mine is just like...

It will turn around,

you know.

I have been hearing

that for a long time.

It's going to turn around.

I just know it.

Anyway.

You got to bake.

I don't really do

that any more, I told you.

Why?

I don't know,

it's just...

I don't know,

after it just went under,

I just, kind of,

stopped, I guess.

It doesn't make

me happy any more.

Just because you didn't

make any money at it,

doesn't mean that

you failed at it.

I lost a lot of money.

All my money.

But you are so good at it.

Oh, well.

Let's change the subject.

No more baking.

I'm done.

I don't know how

you just can't do it any more.

If I wasn't a cop any more,

I would still...

Arrest people?

...Go out with

a gun and shoot people.

I probably wouldn't do that.

I'm just trying to

make you feel better.

You are okay, you know.

You don't

know me very well.

I know you well enough

to know that

you're not so bad.

You got some stuff.

Oh, yeah.

You got bits and

pieces going on.

Thanks.

I have been thinking

about you a little bit.

About me? Really?

There is something

about you.

Something about

you that sticks.

- I hate buttons.

Where is the bedroom?

Sorry. It's a mountain bike.

Are you okay?

Do you like mountain biking?

Uh-huh.

Take this off.

I'm so glad

this is happening.

So am I.

Hello.

Morning.

Sorry, I didn't

mean to freak you out.

No, it's okay.

I haven't been

sitting here that long.

Oh.

Sorry, I guess I fell asleep.

I didn't mean to sleep over.

Don't be silly.

I made you a cappuccino.

Made it?

Yeah.

So, last night was fun.

It was.

It was very fun.

I had fun.

It was fun.

If you care to

accompany me to the kitchen,

the fun may continue.

A different kind of fun.

But why don't you

just get dressed

and whatever, and...

I left your

clothes over there.

Okay.

And I'll see you in there.

Okay.

There she is.

Your workshop awaits.

I know it's a bit crazy,

but I popped out

and I got a few little

baking bits and pieces.

Butter, milk.

Because I thought

that it would be fun

for us to bake together today.

Obviously, you will

be doing the baking.

I will be doing the eating.

Because you are the expert.

Yeah, I don't...

I don't really wanna...

Sorry. You went to

all this trouble, but...

Come on, I know you haven't

done it in a while,

but it'll be great.

Don't be silly,

just get into it.

You are so good at it.

All right. I get it.

It was a bit of a curve ball.

Yeah, I think

I'm going to go.

I'm sorry.

I should just

probably go.

Annie,

I don't know what

you are getting

so upset about.

Because you don't know me.

You don't know anything

about me or my life or...

Well, no, because...

I don't know what

you're trying to do here.

I don't need you to fix me.

To fix you?

I don't need any help.

I mean, who do

you think you are?

Jesus, Annie,

we had a really good time.

And now you are being all...

It's my fault.

I shouldn't have

come here last night.

Last night was a mistake.

F***ing hell. All right.

Hey, it's Lillian.

Leave a message

after the beep.

Hey, Lil, it's me.

Umm...

I'm sure you're probably still

a little bit mad at me,

but I hope not.

Anyway, the excitement

still continues with me.

I just slept with

a cop that pulled me over

and I woke up today,

and he was really

sweet and nice and cute.

So, naturally,

I ran out

as fast as I could.

What's wrong with me?

Umm...

Anyway, I know you

are busy and stuff,

so just call me

when you get a chance.

I'd love to talk

this out with you

when you can.

Okay, bye.

Annie! Annie, wake up.

It's 11:
00 a.m.

Oh, sh*t.

You got a package.

I'd bring it to you,

but you said,

"Don't touch my things."

Please join us for

a Parisian brunch

at the home of

Helen Harris III

to celebrate the marriage

of Lillian Donovan

and Douglas Price.

Let us shower Lillian

with gifts and love.

Rpondez s'il vous plait. Yay!

Excuse me.

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