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Bro, What Happened? Page #6
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Jamie, Jamie.
You two pricks wait here
for one second.
Did you get the stuff?
Yeah, sure.
Not that, you f***,
with the money.
Oh. Yeah, yeah,
sure thing, yeah.
Oh, we're with Jamie, bro.
Pricks.
I'll be right back.
Okay, see you inside.
Okay.
Beef, they're my friends.
Oh, Jamie,
these guys are with you?
I didn't know that.
Of course, they're welcome.
Of course, they're welcome.
You're the best.
Aww. You guys try not to get
your asses kicked, just try.
I thought you knew
we were with Jamie.
Ow!
Jamie.
Hey.
Be sure that door is locked.
the price doubles.
Okay.
Locked.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Ladies and gentlemen...
who am I kidding?
The only people watching
this are frat guys.
All right, let's get it moving,
Seacrest.
You've seen the rest,
now check out the best.
The most insane thing
you've ever seen in your life.
Okay, are you ready,
we're rolling?
Yeah, we're rolling.
All right, perfect.
Bring me a beer.
All right.
Meester.
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
Holy sh*t, I had no idea.
I just thought
you wanted more beer.
Oh, give me a hug,
girl, this is amazing.
Hold on a sec, cowboy,
o hugging till the talent
gets her pants on.
Oh, you know I'm gay, right?
Yeah, I just didn't want you
to get all perioded on.
All right.
Oh, my there's some of
your junk in the cup.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Let's go a two-fer
on the YouTube delights
for tonight.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Come on.
Okay, so let's see who
we can get to drink the menses?
Who the f*** calls it menses?
It's called...
Oh, sh*t.
There he is.
I'm gonna teach this jizz-bucket
to tell people he f***ed me.
What?
Hey, I got you this.
What?
I was playing beer pong
and I won
I wasn't even in the game.
I told you he'd be too chicken
sh*t just to drink one beer.
Show you.
Oh, oh-ho, this shot.
Wet balls in the face.
Yeah, well, you got
that for your stupid video.
Oh, we did.
It so worked.
Oh, my God,
I just cut this girl's hair off.
Nobody's phone?
It's a pretty crazy night, huh?
Yeah, right.
Um, I should probably, like,
go find Cherry
before she shoots somebody
I've known Cherry a long time.
She'll be okay.
You know, I want
to tell you something.
This is like
No, you're actually
a pretty cool guy
when you're not running around
trying impress everybody.
Or make everybody
think you're a stud.
Oh, my God.
Come here, you have to see this. Okay.
Phew!
you don't pick up the phone
that's another year that
you're waiting to have sex.
Are you prepared
to wait that long?
Because it's been
about 20 calls now.
Better call me back,
sweet cheeks.
Ugh!
Please have sex with me.
Um, have you seen us?
Yeah, we wouldn't let you
videotape us making out.
Okay, what about...
what about...
Let me just see one nipple.
Can I suck your elbow
skin with my eyes closed?
It'll feel the same.
Okay, can I feel your foot?
Um, yeah, sure.
Oh!
Oh...
Yo, anybody know
a b*tch named Beth?
Philip, what the f***?
I'm so goddamn angry.
Oh!
Jamie.
Don't forget
to pull out there, buddy.
Yeah!
Hey, look out!
Jamie.
Hello, Cheeba.
Jamie.
Cheeba.
Jamie.
Where's Mr. Tom?
I'm right here, Cheeba.
Look what I found
which is a f***ing crossbow.
Mr. Tom, oh, sh*t.
Cal, my friend.
Where's my wife?
She's dead... tired.
She's fine, man.
She was talking about
how much she loves you.
You guys are like
the best couple.
You're a good man.
How are you, Cheeba?
I'm good, man.
I see you still got monkey boy.
I do.
Hi, Cheeba.
You didn't teach him English?
Who has time
to teach English, right?
You got my stuff?
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
You got my money?
Yes. I'd like to see
the stuff first.
Eh.
I want to see the money.
Where the f*** am I?
Tom...
Ah!
I'm dead for a minute
and now I'm alive.
Hey, Cheeba,
why you pointing a gun at Tom?
No, bad boy.
Cherry, back off.
I will f***ing kill you.
Yeah, Mr. Cheeba.
Mr. Tom is my friend.
Put it down or else...
Or else what?
Shoot me with a bow and arrow?
It's a compound crossbow.
I got this, Cal.
No, just put down
the crossbow, Cal,
the arrow's just gonna
piss him off even more.
Drop that gun, Cheeba.
Yeah, Miss Cal's one of us.
He's gay?
I almost had sex with him.
Cal is gay? All right, back
up, everybody, right now!
Put it down, Cheeba!
I'm in love with her.
You're in love with me?
Oh, my God, that is
so f***ing sweet, baby.
He's bisexual?
Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up!
Put it down or I will shot you.
I'll sh*t rape your body, dude.
On the count of three.
Ooh, sh*t rape.
One!
I got this, Cal.
I got this.
Two.
No, no, no, nobody
sh*t raping anybody.
Three.
Come on.
Come on, are we good?
Are you kidding me?
Sh*t rape, really?
I know. What the f***...
Get over here.
Oh, God.
I'm glad you didn't shoot me.
I know.
Me too, right?
And f***ing Dean.
Hey, bro.
I left you
at the Statue of Liberty, man.
How did you get down here?
I used a balloon.
Did you? I f***ing love you, b*tch.
F***ing love you too, b*tch.
Hey, are we good?
Yeah, we're good.
This,
it's filled with appletini.
Hey, you guys,
who here wants to be my fan?
You want to go make out sometime? Sure.
Then Cal, you tried to kiss me
and then you passed out.
So I made sure
you weren't bleeding
and then I went home.
I can't believe it.
I'm just so embarrassed.
Oh.
This sh*t is wrong.
You made me drink your period.
Scribble dibble.
No, not scribble dibble, man.
What the f***
is scribble dibble?
Did anyone see my dog?
Oh, no, bro.
It's weird.
And then I went home to google,
to see if there was a way
that you could live
with an arrow in your shoulder
or if we had to put you down.
Well, what did you
find out, doctor?
Well, I found out
that all I have to do
is take it nice
and hard and rip it out.
Ow!
Oh, God.
That smarts.
That was like some American
Indian type sh*t. Oh...
That was like
one with the earth, like...
You f***ing made me
drink your menses.
Seriously, what is
with the all this menses talk?
Is this like a 1950s
paper doll sex ed class?
And, honestly, Beef,
you deserve it.
That's what you get
for telling everybody
that we f***ed.
Okay, so somebody
Scooby-doo me.
Who the hell
fricking juiced us?
It was Cherry.
She said she doesn't
like to be baby-sat.
Listen, guys, we're getting off
point here, all right.
We've figured out everything
except for whether or not
I slept with Polly.
So what... what are you...
what are you worried about?
I don't know how to find out
whether or not
I actually slept
with her, okay.
And I need to figure it out
before my girlfriend,
soon-to-be fianc
gets here.
You couldn't...
Why don't you just ask her?
Uh, uh, I don't know.
That's weird. You
can't just do that, Bob.
You want me to ask her?
No, no, no, thank you, man.
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