Buddy Solitaire Page #6
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I'M SORRY,
IT WAS A DUMB IDEA.
WE'RE GOOD WITH
DARK AND COMPELLING?
NAMASTE.
ABLE TO GET THERE EARLY,
GET SOME GOOD SEATS.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
ANYBODY HAVE ANY JOKES
THEY WANT TO WORKSHOP?
I DON'T HAVE A LO OF TIME TODAY.
WHOA, WHAT'S
THE RUSH, DUDE?
GOT SOMEPLACE TO BE?
I DON'T KNOW WHA YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
AH, DON'T BE SHY, DUDE.
WE KNOW ABOU THE JUBILEE.
THE A**HOLE
IS FAMOUS NOW.
VANESSA TOLD US:
ALL ABOUT IT.
THAT WAS NICE OF HER.
WE WANT TO COME:
SEE YOU, MAN.
NO, NO, SORRY.
I DON'T THINK SO.
A STAR IN CHINA.
GREAT. WHY DON'T YOU
KEEP THAT JACKIE CHAN DREAM
TO YOURSELF, OKAY?
PERFORM FOR HIS FWIENDS?
COME ON, LET US
COME SEE YOU, MAN.
LOOK, GUYS,
I TOLD YOU NO.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
'CAUSE I DON' WANT YOU TO COME.
'CAUSE IT'S
NOT APPROPRIATE.
YOU'RE STUDENTS.
YOU KNOW WHAT, NO.
IT'S A VIOLATION OF
HOW WE SHOULD INTERAC AS TEACHERS--
YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
REALLY SHORT CLASS
TODAY, OKAY?
WHAT'S WITH THE STICK
UP HIS ASS?
IT'S JUST STAGE FRIGHT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IT'S DECIDED.
WAIT, I'M NOT DECIDED.
OKAY, I'M DECIDED.
I'VE DECIDED
YOU'RE NOT GOING.
BUDDY? HEY.
HEY.
WELL, LISTEN.
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP
YESTERDAY.
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
THE ASSIGNMENT,
"WHO AM I?"
TYSON'S HOMEWORK.
YOU WANT TO DO THAT NOW.
HEY, I GOT A 4.0
AT CSUN, MAN.
HIGHEST-SCORING OFFICER
IN PHOENIX BATTALION.
NOT FOR DANCING.
NO, I'VE COME UP
WITH A THESIS, MAN.
I JUST NEED:
-YEAH.
I'M A COMEDIAN, MAN.
THAT'S ALL.
THERE IS AN ASIAN WOMAN THERE
WHO IS COVERED IN CUTS.
HEY. JUST GOTTA TAKE A QUICK
-IT'S NOTHING.
-THAT'S YOU TALKING
ABOUT MY GROUP.
BABY, IT'S JUS SOME JOKES.
IS THIS THE STUFF
YOU'RE GONNA DO A THE JUBILEE?
YOU'RE EXPLOITING THEM.
YOU'RE EXPLOITING THEM.
YOU SAID YOU LIKED THEM.
HONEY, I DO LIKE THEM.
LOOK, THIS IS JUS SOME BULLSHIT.
YOU CAN'T-- YOU CAN' HURT THEM LIKE THIS.
THEY CAN'T TAKE IT.
THEY TRUST YOU!
THEY SHOULD TRUST ME.
I CAN BELIE--
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
-I HAVE TO CALL TYSON.
-NO, YOU DON'T.
NO, YOU DON'T.
STOP!
HONEY, NO, NO.
LET GO.
-WHAT THE F***
DO YOU CARE?
-LET GO.
LET GO.
THEY'RE NOT GOOD FOR YOU.
THEY'RE NOT GOOD
FOR THE BABY, OKAY?
ARE YOU STILL:
GONNA DO THOSE JOKES?
I DON'T KNOW.
BUDDY.
NAMASTE.
HEY.
WHAT'S THE ORDER?
DON'T YOU WANT TO
CHECK OUT THE CATERING?
WE GOT GLUTEN-FREE NUTMEG
FROM GANDHI'S TANDOORI.
ISN'T ALL NUTMEG
GLUTEN:
IT'S GANDHI'S NUTMEG.
HEY, LOOK, CAN YOU JUS TELL ME WHEN I GO UP?
I GOT FOUR BOOKERS
OUT HERE FOR YOU, BUDDY.
-YEAH.
YES. I'LL BE
IN THE GREEN ROOM.
GO GET 'EM.
HEY. DON'T SUCK
TONIGHT, OKAY?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR
BUDDY SOLITAIRE!
TOO FANBOY?
NO, I CAN'T WAI TO SEE HIS FACE.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
AT A PSYCHOLOGICAL
COUNSELING CENTER.
I TEACH STAND-UP
TO THE INSANE.
EVERYTHING OKAY?
I LEFT MY MEDICATION
AT HOME.
WHEN WERE YOU:
SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT?
ABOUT AN HOUR AGO?
I'LL BE FINE, GUYS.
THERE IS A CRAZY
ASIAN WOMAN:
WHO IS COVERED IN CUTS.
IT LOOKS LIKE SHE
GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH
100 KNIFE-WIELDING MIDGETS
AND LOST.
BUT THE ABSOLUTE
BEST GUY THERE:
IS A SCHIZOPHRENIC
BLACK GUY WHO USED
TO WORK AT VONS.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
HOW HARD THAT IS?
MY 15-YEAR-OLD COUSIN
IS A GENERAL MANAGER
AT VONS.
I HAVE SEEN A BABY
RUN THE REGISTER
AT VONS.
IT IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE
TO GET FIRED FROM VONS,
BUT THEY HAD TO,
BECAUSE WHEN THIS GUY HAS
A SCHIZOPHRENIC BREAK,
HE SHAKES AND:
THEN PISSES HIMSELF.
OH!
-YEAH. YEAH.
HE IS LIKE A HUMAN
POLAROID PICTURE WITH
A VERY WEAK BLADDER.
-YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE.
-GET THE F*** OFF ME.
IT'S NOT WHA IT LOOKED LIKE.
YEAH, THEN WHA THE HELL WAS IT?
-F*** OFF!
-NO, IT'S OKAY.
-NO, NO, NO, NO.
-DON'T MAKE FUN
OF ME NO MORE.
DON'T TOUCH ME!
DON'T TOUCH ME!
-LEAVE HIM ALONE!
HIT ME AGAIN.
YOU'RE F***ING CRAZIER
THAN THE REST OF US.
WHAT, "UNKNOWN SOLDIER."
YOU SAVING IT FOR
YOUR GODDAMN FIANCEE?
GOT SOMETHING ELSE
TO SAY:
SAY SOMETHING ELSE,
FUNNY MAN.
YES, MISS JACKSON,
YES.
I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.
WE'LL WAIT FOR YOUR
LAWYER'S CALL.
THANK YOU.
BYE.
HOW IS HE?
BUGG'S HAD A SEIZURE.
DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
THE SHOW?
YEAH.
HI, UH,
HAVE YOU SEEN VANESSA?
NO, SHE HASN' BEEN HERE ALL DAY.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
WHAT THE HELL:
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
JUST HERE:
TO SEE VANESSA...
AND BUGG.
ARE THEY AROUND?
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
YOU THINK EVERYTHING
REVOLVES AROUND YOU.
DON'T YOU?
GET THE HELL:
OUTTA HERE.
IS THERE ANYTHING
I NEED TO PREPARE?
YEAH, I-- YES,
YES, OKAY, THANK YOU.
HEY. I'VE BEEN
LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.
WE SHOULD TALK.
I DON'T THINK THERE'S
ANYTHING TO TALK ABOUT.
HONEY...
I WANT TO APOLOGIZE.
MY OWN FOR A FEW DAYS.
HAPPENING ON MONDAY?
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT.
FOR WHAT?
VANESSA...?
"TACO TRUCK" ISN'T STAYING
WITH YOU TONIGHT?
-NO.
-I KNEW I WOULDN'T LAST.
REMEMBER, EVERYBODY'S GONNA
TURN AWAY FROM YOUR SORRY ASS,
BUT HANNA DARLING
YOU TOLD ME:
THAT ALREADY.
DON'T SAY THAT.
I LOVE YOU.
YOU GONNA STAY:
WITH ME TONIGHT?
-YEAH.
-HMM.
HI, MOM, HI, DAD.
STOP FILMING, YOU LITTLE SH*T.
HANNA, LET HIM PLAY
WITH THE CAMERA.
FORGET ABOU THE LITTLE RUNT.
HANNA DARLING:
WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU.
YO, BUDDY.
THE F***?
BUDDY!
DUDE!
JUST EXERCISING, MAN.
THE F*** IS THE MATTER
WITH YOU, MAN?
LOOK, I KNOW
IT'S MESSED UP
THAT YOU GOT FIRED
FROM THE COUNSELING CENTER,
BUT YOU GOT WHA YOU WANTED, DIDN'T YOU?
STEPHAN'S
REPRESENTING YOU.
RIGHT.
A DOCTOR, OR A SHRINK?
VANESSA WAS GONNA HAVE
A BABY WITH ME.
"WAS"?
YOU NEED TO GET BACK
HONESTLY...
YOU WERE THE HAPPIES WHEN YOU WERE TEACHING
THOSE STUDENTS.
TOLD YOU NOT TO:
COME BACK HERE.
TALK TO BUGG.
"BEING NICE TO BUDDY"
IS NOT HIGH ON MY AGENDA.
LOOK, I JUST WANT TO
APOLOGIZE TO HIM, OKAY?
-THAT'S ALL.
-WHATEVERS.
WANT ME TO STALK YOU
FOREVER? I CAN.
I CAN SET UP:
IN THIS LITTLE MUNCHKIN
OFFICE RIGHT UNDER HERE, HUH?
WHEN THE PHONE'S FOR ME,
JUST LET ME KNOW.
PLEASE, GO.
I GET IT.
AROUND HERE.
NOT ANY BETTER:
AT BASKETBALL, HUH?
YOU KNOW, THEY HAD TO
UP MY MEDICATION.
I'M SORRY.
THEY DOUBLED IT.
I HATE TAKING THAT STUFF.
MAKES ME THROW UP.
I SHOULD GO.
"POLAROID PICTURE"?
I TRUSTED YOU.
-I TRUSTED YOU!
-I KNOW.
YOU TREATED ME JUST LIKE
THE REST OF 'EM, MAN.
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