Bunny and the Bull Page #4

but not you 2 fucknuts.

Cheers, babe. Listen, see if you can

get the van fixed while you're in town.

And... if you pass a bookies,

there's a horse running in the...

OK. Here.

Just... we're going.

See you in town, baby.

Hey! And take your f***ing bear

with you.

Why do you have to ruin everything?

- What the f*** did I do?

- I didn't need this!

Everything was just where I wanted it.

We're finding loads of great stuff. Look.

- Here's all your old combs.

- I'm not gonna do this any more.

- Can I have them?

- Just leave me alone.

Hello.

Yes. Hello! Please...

Thank you.

I need 5 minutes.

- We've got to leave the bear.

- What? No way.

Then keep moving.

Eloisa will be in town by now.

Hello.

Hello. We're trying to get to town.

Do you know anywhere

we can get a taxi or a bus?

Bus?

No.

Or a taxi?

Taxi? No.

Christ!

I like.

Very beautiful.

Can I have?

No, no. Mrs. Brown stays with us.

Come, come with me.

Food, shelter, good times. Come.

Follow me. Come along.

This right way. Here we go.

- I'm not sure about this.

- Come on, it will be fine.

Welcome to my home.

Simple home. Sorry for mess.

Take seat.

Not there! Over there.

In lounge.

Nice... warm milk.

It's delicious.

From dog.

You not like my milk?

No, not at all.

It's just I'm more used to cow's milk.

This milk from cow.

This is Cow.

She has most productive teat

of all my b*tches.

Great.

Now you.

You haven't got anything else,

have you?

You not like Cow?

Not really, no.

Can of medium strength lager?

Yeah. Great. Thanks.

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

Mathilda goes woof!

Svetlana say woof!

Good times!

After I'd been sick a couple of times,

I actually started to quite like that milk.

- Not bad, these dogs.

- It's getting late, though, man.

We ought to push off.

We're gonna have to say

goodbye, Wooffles.

I see what is going on here.

Yeah. All night I watch you.

Flirting.

What are you talking about?

And now you want to f*** her?

Your dog?

Shut your mouth, you tainted b*tch!

Honestly,

I really don't want to sleep with her.

Then why you make explosion

in your trouser?

Dude.

Jesus.

I'm sorry. It was cold,

she was lying against me, I...

I don't know.

You f*** my wife?

I f*** your wife.

I haven't got a wife.

And who is this beautiful woman here?

Hey. You keep your hands off her.

Big man?

Big curly man.

You gonna fight me for her?

I'll bet you for her.

Bet?

Yeah, you know,

you got any playing cards?

Dice? Couple of conkers?

I don't play these games.

I am man - real man.

All right, then.

See that island over there?

I bet I can swim to that island

under the ice.

This is impossible.

- No man can do this.

- Well, we'll see.

And if I make it, we keep the bear.

If not...

you may do with her as you wish.

Just a quick word.

What the f*** are you doing?

You can do this, can't you?

Well, I don't know. That's why it's a bet.

Deal?

Deal.

Good strong arms.

Perhaps we will be f***ing later.

That's nice.

Who am I to stand in the way of love?

You would like to lie with her, yes?

Maybe later.

She is warm and clean.

I clean her myself this morning.

How are you feeling?

Your friend is dead.

Drowned. I'm sorry.

It is you and I now.

There is nothing we can do for him.

Man. How about that?

Keep going, we're nearly there.

Incredible!

One man risking his life,

all for the beauty of a bet.

Yeah.

I'm telling you, buddy,

there's no way back from here.

I feel like I've finally become a man.

Real man!

My God, she actually

got that thing started.

Where the f*** have you two been?

Are we going to this fiesta or not?

Just a sec, baby. Listen.

I won't be pissing around

in the bookies any more.

I'm raising the stakes.

When we get to Spain,

I'm gonna fight a bull.

If you really want to be a toreador,

you should talk to my brother.

Cos I remember,

when we were growing up,

all he would ever talk about

was bullfighting.

It sounds great.

He's technically retarded.

We're supposed to be having fun.

Bullfighting is fun.

There's plenty we can do that doesn't

involve the slaughter of an animal.

You're so naive.

Name me one thing

that could be half as much fun

as doing battle with an angry cow.

- Fairground.

- Fairground?

I love fairgrounds.

There's one in the next town.

- Cool.

- We're not stopping for a fairground?

Who said you get to decide

where we stop?

If you two want to go to a fairground,

be my guest.

But count me out.

I'm serious about this, dude.

I'm in training.

For tomorrow, I shall fight a bull.

Ol!

Come on, you'll like this.

OK.

What's going on?

Don't worry, it's an old ride.

No, this is odd.

No, it's fine.

Listen, there's...

OK, so this is a bit odd, actually.

What do we do?

I don't know.

Have a drink?

We might be a while.

You want?

No, thanks, I've got my own.

What are those things?

You should try one.

I don't know.

You'll like it.

It's very blue.

And very tasty.

Me pas parala noch

De la cama, dte pim pom

De la cama, dte pim pom...

Pim pom...

So...

you must be looking forward

to going home.

Yes.

I never wanted to go travelling

in the first place.

So why did you?

It wasn't my idea.

It was Concita.

Who's Concita?

OK, so one night in the fiesta,

when I was...

I had lots of drinks, lots of trippies,

and I was walking home alone.

And my shadow froze...

like this.

So I said, "Hey, are you going

to come with me or what?"

And my shadow...

does this.

And I do this.

She was like...

I was like...

We were like...

for 3 hours.

It wasn't as much fun

as it sounds, actually, but.

This is Concita.

The first time I see her.

Right.

After this, I start to see her many times.

And she says

that she knows everything -

what places I should go,

what men I should see...

Everything.

And she took me to Poland.

But she's a hallucination.

No, Concita is real.

Concita is always with me.

Is she here now?

No.

She doesn't like you.

She's on the dodgems.

What did I do?

Nothing. You're really nice.

But she sees you more like a...

like a friend.

You know, like a brother...

or a gaylord.

Right.

Does she like Bunny?

Yes.

She loves Bunny.

She thinks he's...

hot stuff.

Right.

Sometimes I think

she has very bad taste in men.

Home time. Here we go.

At last! Where the hell have you been?

I've had to entertain your guests.

- Food!

- I've told you, there is no food.

- Bowl for dog!

- Top cupboard, there.

- Bloody junkie!

- What's she doing here?

- She's a figment of your imagination.

- Figment?

- Yeah, we're all in his head.

- I'm not. I am real.

What do you think you're doing here?

Holiday? Good times?

Holiday? You think they'd let you

through Customs looking like that?

Where's he gone?

Come on, dude. We're having fun.

Come on, dude. Let's hit the bars.

Stephen, come with us to the fiesta.

Yeah, I'm going to introduce you

to my brother. Ai!

Paulo.

Hey, Javier!

It's my beautiful sister!

Look at you.

You look wonderful.

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