Buzzard Page #3
Oh, man, that sucked.
- So you said this happened today?
- Yeah.
At Work?
- Yeah. Like an hour ago.
- An hour ago?
Maybe two hours.
Like a day or so.
Well, I- I dorft know.
Hmm.
You dorft have health insurance, do you?
No.
Hmm.
Okay. Keep it cold for the first 24 hours.
After that, change the gauze
every four hours.
A nurse is gonna be in here to give you an
ointment to apply over it. Okay?
- Really?
- Yeah, that's it.
When you leave,
go to the front desk and do the paperwork.
- That's it?
- Have a good day, Marty.
Hey. Come in. Have a seat.
I- low's your hand'?
Uh, okay.
- Got some stitches.
- Ooh. Yikes.
Does that still hurt?
- Yeah, a little bit.
- Oh.
Did they send the paperwork over?
- They said they were gonna fax it.
- Oh, yeah, they sent it over.
Okay.
Everything3 cool with that?
There's no problems?
- Problem?
- Uh, just Whatever.
No. Everything should be in order.
- Is that it?
- Um, yeah.
- You finish the stack of checks?
- Mm-hmm.
Okay. Good.
- Got 'em all done.
- All of them?
Yeah. I dorft know. It was pretty easy.
Wow. So you mailed them out?
Gave 'em to Stacy then?
Marty. Did you give the checks to Stacy?
No. I mailed 'em myself.
How?
Just put stamps on 'em.
You paid the postage yourself?
No. I found some stamps.
Stacy has a postage meter at her desk.
Yeah, I knovv,
but I had some old stamps in my drawer...
that I just thought I'd use up, so-
- So they're gone already?
- Yep.
Okay. I guess we'll just have
to wait till next week...
and see ti they start to get cashed then.
- Okay?
- Uh, hovv do you do that?
I know the fund they get drawn from,
Right. Cool.
You know What? If you're really
interested in the process...
then from there vve can view a scan
of the front and back.
You know, for security.
- Security?
- Yeah, security.
We have access to the exact images
of all the checks.
You know, just in case
there's a problem with them.
Make sense? Marty.
F***! F***!
F***!
Marty?
- Dude, vvhafs up?
- Nothin'. I'm fine.
- Did you get fired?
- No.
It's 'cause of your hand thing, right?
- You got fired, didn't you?
- No. Get the f*** outta here, man.
Or is it the checks?
The checks or your hand. You got fired.
Dude, Walk away!
I just gotta pee, man.
Mmm.
Are you just gonna stand there and watch me?
That's Weird.
Mmm.
- Hey.
- What?
- Let me crash at your place.
- What?
Yeah, let me stay in your basement.
Dorft-
Don't talk to me right now.
Don't look at me. I'm peeing.
- Dude, come on.
- Dude, I'm peeing.
You 93)' Pervert!
Dude, I am not joking around here, man.
Hold on.
You wanna stay in the basement, huh?
Yeah.
You ready to dive into the party zone?
I dorft know What that even means.
Come on, man, the party zone.
I told you, I redid my basement.
- Novv ifs all party zone-
- Oh, God. Whatever, man.
I just carft go home right now, all right?
The sh*t is not cool.
There's like private
surveillance cameras all over my place.
Dude, you're such a chicken, man.
No. Carol can see who cashes checks.
- I told you.
- Shh!
Shut up.
I told you. I'm right. You're wrong.
Whatever, man.
I just carft go home right now, all right?
So I need a place to stay.
Mmm.
- You need a place to stay, huh?
- Yeah.
Well, two rules when it comes
to the party zone.
First, you bring your own controllers.
Second...
ifs my rules.
Third, if you dorft wanna party...
you're in the Wrong spot.
Got it?
This isn't gonna be a party-zone thing, man.
Well, then no deal.
Dude, I'm 00min' over tonight.
Dork.
F***in' loser.
F***!
When it goes through then it-
Yeah. It'd come out like a cyborg...
with, like, fillings...
um, artificial hip.
Whatever.
Hey, dude, I'm gonna see you
in a little bit, man, so-
Yeah, all right. All right, later, dork.
[Typing 1
Hi there. I-low can I help you'?
Is Zach working today?
No.
He's usually the one
that helps me with returns.
I'm sure I can help. What's goin' on?
I clon't know, man.
It's a lot of stuff.
Guess so.
Yeah. I double ordered online, so-
Just lookin' to get my money back.
You have a receipt?
No. I didn't- I didn't print one off.
Order number?
Should be able to look it up that Way.
Zach doesrft usually ask for it...
so I never think to write it clown
or bring it with me.
Can I see your ID?
ID. Yeah.
I do not have that, man. I totally forgot.
Look, I make returns here all the time.
This is crazy.
Mm-hmm. I'm sure you do.
I'm gonna get my supervisor on the phone.
- See if I can get her to sort this out.
- Hold on. You know What?
My boss ordered those.
So I just remembered
that it should be under his account.
- Your boss ordered it?
- Mm-hmm.
- It's under his account.
- Yeah.
Whats the name of the business?
Goddamn. F***!
F***!
You vvoke my dad, man. Come on.
Sorry, Dad. It was just Marty.
Down here.
Dude, stay right there. Stay right there.
Wait on the steps. I've been working on
this. You're gonna love it.
N'
- You ready?
- Yes.
Okay, okay, okay.
Here we go. Here we go.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Welcome to the party zone.
Mmm- Oh.
Dude, What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I'm doing the party-zone thing, man.
Yeah, I guess.
U [ stops J
Well, Welcome to the basement.
Put your Hot Pockets in the fridge
and you sleep on the couch...
and I'll kill the party lights.
Come on in, dude.
This is lame.
- Ahh.
- This couch sucks.
Uh, dorft stay here, complainer.
Just clon't let anyone clown here,
all right'?
Um, too bad. it's my house, my rules.
It's your dads house.
It's still my family's property.
My point is, this is my area now.
- This is Where I'm staying. This is my space.
- Hmm.
When you came in you saw OD tower,
work OD tower.
I have Word-processing CDs in that tower.
This is my spot.
it's my party zone, like I said.
So if you dorft like the rules...
go somewhere else.
- Party zone.
- Yeah.
You're gonna see-
You're gonna see vvhafs
going on here with this game.
I've had it like a week and a half.
I'm the best I've ever known
of anybody on this game.
You've never even seen level 10.
Watch this. Watch this.
One, two, three. Jump.
Extra life.
Watch this. Under. Over. Boom.
Huh. Uh-huh.
- What are you doing?
- Just getting comfortable.
Oh, I dorft know if I'm ready for that, man.
Keep 'em on.
- All your clothes, keep 'em on.
- What?
I dorft Want you
taking off your clothes in front of me.
Gay-wad stuff.
Whoa. Whoa. What are you doing?
- What are you doing?
- I'm trying to lay clown, man. Sooooh clown.
- You put your feet on me. - Yeah. Sooooh
clown, man. I'm trying to stretch out.
Dude, gay. Dorft do this.
Well, I'm trying to go to bed, man.
- Go to bed?
- Yeah.
- At 8:
30?- Yes.
- You're tired?
- Yes.
- You're serious?
- I am.
- What am I supposed to do?
- I dorft-
Go change your dads diaper. What do I care?
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