Carry On Emmannuelle Page #6
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- Year:
- 1978
- 88 min
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They can wait. I'm kidnapping you.
That's crazy. My husband
wouldn't give you one franc to get me back.
Not for ransom. I'm making you my prisoner.
I'm going to keep you to myself.
That's ridiculous.
I warn you. I'm desperate. Start the car.
Non.
- Why not?
- I can't drive.
Oh, God! Why didn't you tell me?
- You didn't ask me.
- Change over.
Go on.
Oh! Oo-hoo!
It was worse on the Concorde.
If you wanted to kidnap me properly,
you should have sneaked into my bedroom
in the middle of the night,
chloroformed me,
and carried me over your back
to the car in a sack.
I thought of that, only I've got a bad back.
- You can't drive with one hand.
- Yes, I can.
Theodore.
- You're not going to kidnap me.
- I am.
Aargh!
- I don't think so.
Who is talking about driving?
Ah, there, now don't! No, stop!
Don't!
Stop.
Don't stop.
Oh, Emmannuelle,
you're making it very hard for me.
Emmannuelle, I may have to do
something ruthless to bring you to your senses.
My editor won't be interested if it's not authentic.
It's authentic, all right.
I've got the pictures here to prove it.
Well, now, what else has this broad been up to?
It's all down there.
What's that?
Blimey! And that was with the chauffeur, right?
Yeah, that's right.
We'll need substantiation before we can run this.
I've got everything -
photographs, names, places, dates.
And all on affidavits.
Foreplay with the butler.
- Did you use a wide-angle lens on this?
- I certainly did.
Aha! Menage a trois
with a Soviet ambassador and a KGB man
at the Soviet embassy.
Sounds like a case of "reds on the bed".
Algolagnia with the Minister of Sport.
- What's that?
- I don't know. Here...
Algo... algolagnia...
Spanking! Here, you should know about that,
you old devil!
When it used to happen to me,
I didn't know you were supposed to enjoy it.
Theodore,
what does "coitus interruptus
with the Prime Minister" mean?
It means, Mother,
that the Prime Minister's a very busy man.
Pygmalionism:
amorous attractiondirected towards a statue.
Stone the pigeons!
What next?
Accepted her punishment
from the Lord Chief Justice.
A bit of habeas corpus
with the police commissioner.
Played strip Monopoly
with the chairman of the Bank of England,
and got herself in a very united state
with the American ambassador.
Let me have a look.
I haven't got my glasses.
Aphrodite callipygous with the guest conductor
of the Royal Symphony Orchestra.
- Aphrodite calli... callipygous.
- It's all Greek to me.
It says, "Scopophilia
is the more urgent form of voyeurism."
Hm?
The need to watch others undress.
Blimey, I've had that for years!
- Not with an entire football team.
- No, I'm a rugby man, mate.
Different shaped balls.
Because of his wife's alleged misconduct
in high places,
the President of the Republic has indicated
that the ambassador may be dismissed.
Because of the allegations,
the Soviet ambassador
sought political asylum in the Soviet Union...
I beg your pardon. That should read,
"The Soviet ambassador today was sent
to a political asylum in the Soviet Union."
The Prime Minister said today,
"There's nothing to deny.
What good is proof without the evidence?"
The American ambassador said,
"Why don't you (bleep) off
and mind your own (bleep) business?"
- Will you all stand back?
- Could you move back?
- Move back, please, sir. Thank you.
- Where's the ambassador?
- Where's Emmannuelle?
- Any statement?
The ambassador and his lady wife
have asked me to tell you they are not at home.
And even if they were,
the answer would be, "No comment."
Hey, butler. You're the butler.
You must have seen something.
Yeah, tell us what the butler saw!
- No comment.
- Is it true
that she had an affair
with the all the domestic staff except you?
Is that true?
That, sir, is quite untrue.
Ah, then the butler did do it!
(Laughter)
No comment.
Don't like Harold Hump. Can't stand him.
That's funny. He can't stand you, either.
- Will you be quiet and listen?
- All right.
Hello, good evening, good night and welcome.
Not since the Keeler affair, or Watergate
has public interest been so aroused
in the affairs of state.
I refer, of course, to the case
of Madame Emmannuelle Prevert.
(Cheering)
Sh!
Now Madame Prevert has consented,
and I use the word advisedly,
to be interviewed for the very first time.
(Applause and whistles)
- Madame Prevert.
- Pray-ver.
I beg your pardon.
Madame Prevert, thank you for allowing me
to set the record straight
- for our viewers.
- Not at all.
Will you now take this opportunity
to deny the allegations made against you?
Non.
You won't take the opportunity?
Or you won't deny them?
- Which?
- Both.
He won't catch madam.
Quite! Yeah.
Do you deny the allegations
that have been made against you?
No.
Don't you mean yes?
No, I mean no.
You don't deny the allegations at all?
No. Apart from a little embellishment,
they are substantially true.
You mean, you're not going
to deny the allegations?
Why should I?
- Everybody else has.
- That's their problem.
- That's telling 'em, girl.
- Go it, madam!
Shh!
Wait a minute. Let's get this straight.
Is it true or false that you actually had an...
affectionate encounter with the Prime Minister?
True. I remember it quite well.
I don't always remember everyone
I have an affair with, but I remember him.
He was very charming.
He sandwiched me in between
a cabinet meeting and a visit from the unions.
Of course, he was a little distracted.
I bet he was!
A bit? Ha, ha!
So would I be.
Do you mind?
mentioned in the press?
Oh, they were all a bit distracted.
- Really?
- That is why,
on occasions, I have to resort to variations.
- Do you realise what you're admitting?
- Yes.
Would you like to take this opportunity
to express your regrets
- over these affairs?
- Non.
You don't deny them and you don't regret them?
Yes, I don't.
Do you have a sense of right and wrong?
Oh, yes.
- Then you'll admit you did wrong?
- No.
Have you no qualms about the fact that your
actions are likely to bring down the government?
- That's very unlikely.
- Really?
The papers omitted to mention I'd given
equal time to the Leader of the Opposition.
He sandwiched me between a meeting
of the shadow cabinet and a game of golf.
I bet he kept his eye on the ball!
Must be the only man
who got a hole in one on the 19th!
But why?
Why did you,
an ambassador's wife, do all this?
Can you think of any better way
of winning friends for your country?
Look...
Do you share the philosophy
of certain other ladies
who have said that
by making love to many people,
they are expanding the frontiers
of human relationship?
No. This is...
How you say?
...bullshit.
- (Laughter)
What about your husband?
Oh, he thinks it's bullshit, too.
What... what are you doing?
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