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Casting Couch Page #6
I AM SORRY, THOUGH, BRO.
- NO, F*** IT.
IT'S COOL.
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S CHECK OU SOME REDHEADS.
NOTHING LIKE A GOOD FIRE CROTCH.
- HEY, CHASE.
YOUR MOVIES.
- COOL.
- IT'S A REAL PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU.
- I MEAN, SHE'S KIND OF
A REDHEAD,
I DON'T CARE
IF SHE'S A BROWNHEAD.
- CHELSEA,
- OH, MY GOSH.
- SAME SH*T.
DIFFERENT DAY.
YUP.
DIFFERENT DAY.
SAME SH*T.
- WHAT KILLER?
WHERE?
STAY DOWN HERE.
- NO, DON'T.
TO DO THIS.
- OH, BRAD.
YOU'RE THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
- I TRY.
FOR THIS.
STAY HERE.
- NO, NO, NO, NO, DON'T!
- WAIT!
- WHAT?
- I'M SCARED.
- AW, DON'T YOU WORRY
I'LL PROTECT YOU.
- OH, BRAD,
YOU'RE THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
- [chuckles]
I TRY.
- YOU SUCCEED.
OH, SH*T.
I'M SO SORRY.
- IT'S COOL, BABE.
- OKAY, THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU.
- [sighs]
- DAMN, BRO!
I AM JELLY!
CAN I BE YOU FOR, LIKE, A DAY?
YEAH, SURE.
- SWEET!
BRING ME A GINGER!
DON'T YOU THINK, NEWT?
- I'D BANG HER.
- HEY, NEWTON,
- UH, SURE.
- OKAY.
- HEY, NEWT, SINCE WE DIDN' WRITE SIDES FOR YOUR GIRLS,
IT'S A REALLY SECRET PAR OF THE SCRIP
SCREAM QUEEN.
- UH, OKAY.
- OKAY.
- OKAY, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY,
- [inhales]
[screams]
- [screams]
- [screams]
- [screams]
- YEAH, I ENJOYED THAT.
OUT THERE.
IT'S MY TURN.
OF IMPROV EXPERIENCE.
- THAT I DO.
- UH--
LIKE HE KNOWS:
WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.
I DID IMPROV:
FOR OVER A YEAR.
HE DIDN'T ASK ME
THERE'S A REASON
WHY HE'S A WAITER.
- [sighs]
[clears throat]
WHERE ARE YOU?
WHERE ARE YOU?
I DARE YOU.
YOU'VE KILLED
- WHAT?
ARE YOU CHICKEN?
HUH?
WHERE ARE YOU?
- I'M GETTING DIZZY.
I DARE YOU.
- GREAT.
GREAT.
THAT'S REALLY ALL
- [chuckles]
THANKS.
- I'M SOLD,
HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER.
SIGN ME UP.
- NO, THANK YOU.
[door creaking]
- YOU'RE RIDICULOUS.
WITH HOTNESS?
COME ON, CHASE.
WASN'T SHE FANTASTIC?
- SOMEBODY TAKE ME OU OF THE OVEN,
'CAUSE I'M DONE.
- I GUESS IN THIS PROJEC WE SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST.
A LITTLE SPEECH,
- MY GUESS, IT'S GONNA
BE SOMETHING ABOUT SUCKING COCK.
- OKAY, I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING
CRYSTAL CLEAR.
TO KISS A GUY.
WITH A GIRLFRIEND
WHO SAYS YOU'RE OKAY WITH I BUT THEN YOU END UP
NOT BEING OKAY WITH I DURING FILMING,
- GROSS.
- UH, NOTHING.
- OKAY, LET'S DO THIS.
WITH THEM.
- OBVIOUSLY.
- OKAY.
- READY?
- UH-HUH.
- I DO.
- SHE'S NOT HERE.
- BUT...
- WELL, THEN, WE DON' HAVE MUCH TIME.
KISS ME.
- OKAY.
- JENNY!
JENNY, NO!
OF THAT SCENE.
ANYONE?
NEWT?
NO?
GOT IT.
- [chuckles]
LAUGHING AT, CHASE?
KISSING DUDES.
- UM, IT'S CALLED ACTING.
- OH, IS THA WHAT YOU CALL IT?
- WHAT, P*SSY?
- NO.
VAMPIRE.
DUMBASS.
- ALL RIGHT.
- WELL, HELLO, NATHAN.
MUCH TIME.
KISS ME.
- OKAY.
- I'M NOT HOMOPHOBIC.
I'M JUST SCARED OF GAY PEOPLE.
- WHAT'S UP?
- DID I MENTION
I'M TEAM JACOB?
SO YOU'RE BLAINE.
- OKAY.
- OKAY, COOL.
- I DO.
- SHE'S NOT HERE.
MUCH TIME.
KISS ME.
- OKAY.
- MMM.
LIKE A SUGAR COOKIE.
- HEY, PARKER,
THERE'S ONE MORE GUY OUT THERE.
- WELL, FANTASTIC.
SEND HIM IN.
- THIS IS GETTING OU OF CONTRIZZY.
- UM, WHAT?
- HELLO, PARKER.
GENTLEMEN.
- WTF?
- WHAT?
CASTING NOTICE.
- YOU'RE NOT RIGH FOR THIS ROLE.
A GENIUS ACTOR.
ISN'T THAT WHA YOU USED TO SAY?
- YES, WE DATED,
BEFORE I WAS SUCCESSFUL.
[blows air]
- BUT HE'S POSSESSIVE,
JEALOUS, AND SCANDALOUS.
WELL.
- WHAT?
BECAUSE I'M NOT A TWINK ANYMORE?
- UH, WHAT'S A TWINK?
YOUNG GAY MAN:
WHO IS SLENDER:
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