Cavemen Page #5
Oh, yeah. I like her, too.
I do. But do I like her?
And if I do like her, is it
because I really like her
or because I'm just trying
to write my script?
Wow. Am I that shallow?
Maybe I am, but I kissed her.
And I liked it.
So I must like her, right?
I like her.
Yeah, that's good.
I like her too.
You should tell her you like her.
Really? You think
that's a good idea?
Duh.
Oh, hey.
Hey.
I'm sorry.
Where're you going?
Yeah, it's empty in there.
I got off early.
Oh, okay. Can I talk
to you for a sec?
Look, can you talk to me
while I'm walking to my car?
It's actually kinda complicated.
Okay, um, then how about
I'll call you when I have
That okay?
- Uh yeah. Okay.
- All right?
Okay. Talk to you later. Bye.
Feel you creepin' in
Breakin' my heart again
I don't know who I've been
Feels like I'm losing it
Oh, oh, oh
Sh*t.
Hey, Tess! Tess! Hey! Hey!
You can have Los Angeles,
Just give me back my girl
Feels like I'm losing you
Like I'm being torn in two
After all that
we've been through
Is there nothing
that I could do
Oh, oh, oh
You can have Los Angeles
Tess! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Hey! Hey! Tess!
Dammit!
Just give me back my girl
Hey, can you follow
that car, please?
Give me back my girl
You can have the basin
Just give me back my girl
Hey, my man. Get out here?
Oh, uh. No It's actually just
Hello and welcome back
to Here Comes the Bride.
Yes, it's the big one.
- You're home?
- Yeah. Keen observation.
No, I just thought.
I don't know. You'd be out.
So what are you guys up to?
We just came from having
cocktails, which reminds me.
Gotta take a leak, if
you pardon my French.
Didn't know you were bilingual.
I have many talents, lady.
Who will be the lucky
man to marry her?
And whisk her away to Cabo
for a one week honeymoon?
It's our show.
Yeah, our show.
So what'd you want
to talk to me about?
What do you mean?
Earlier you wanted to talk to me.
Oh, right. Yeah. I uh...
have you ever worked
behind the bar before?
Few times. Why?
I was just wandering if you
could take one of my shifts.
I'm like, totally overloaded
with this whole writing thing
Really? That's it?
Yeah.
Uh huh. Okay.
I'll talk to Sid and see if
everything's okay with that.
I'm sure it will be fine.
- Great.
- Great.
Great.
So what do you think?
About what?
We just had our first date.
No way! You two?
Yes, and it went
quite well, I think.
Yeah, you got my attention.
Hmm. So? How about it?
My two best friends
getting together?
What more could a guy ask for?
Beautiful!
Great.
Totally.
So...
don't you have that thing tonight?
Right. Yes. My thing.
That thing. I gotta...
Hey, you don't wanna be late.
Yeah, I will see you guys,
I'll catch up with you...
Yeah. Good luck with that.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah, good luck.
Remember that Latino
girl I used to date?
- You mean Alicia?
- Yeah. That's the one.
You know, I took her to one
Yeah man. Did the three D's:
drinks, dinner, dancing.
That kind of thing.
Anyway, picture this:
midnight rolls along and we
stroll out onto the deck
and there was this gigantic
moon that just sort of
hung right over the city,
lit up the entire sky.
And there was this gentle breeze that
kept lifting her hair. It was perfect.
This is perfect.
And let me guess? She
gave you the old blow job
right then and there on the deck?
No, man.
It wasn't about that.
It was just a moment.
You know? A perfect moment.
Everything about the evening,
everything around us
was perfect. I knew it.
She knew it. And at that
moment, just for one moment,
Did you tell her this?
Nah. Nah. Nah.
I didn't tell her.
- Why not?
- I couldn't.
Because the moment passed
as quickly as it came
and I realized I don't love the girl.
I love the moment.
See for me, it was
always about the moment.
Well, until I met Anna.
Do you not have perfect
moments with Anna?
Nah. See with Anna, I never even
thought about perfect moments.
Never even tried to look for 'em.
Then I got to thinking about
that and I realized that
every moment I had
with Anna was perfect
because I loved her
and I realized that love is the
perfect moment that never ends.
So why aren't you
with her now, man?
Ah, she's in, she's in, she's
in New York and I moved to LA.
Yeah, but your perfect
moment... it's out there.
It's waiting on you, kid.
Yeah.
Good cop, bad cop.
Who's the good cop?
You are, kid.
What's up?
Yeah. You.
Look, I'm just gonna come
right out and say it,
you are one sexy biznitch.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, is everything okay here?
Yeah, just talking
to the lady, yo.
Is this guy bothering you?
Hey! Don't make me get
rough with you, buddy.
Listen, mother f***er.
If I have to...
I get it.
Good cop. Bad cop.
Oh. Wha...
Thank you.
Yeah, I will see you at home.
Wow. I am so embarrassed.
And I'm Kat.
I don't know. I just feel
really comfortable around you,
like already. Like I could
just tell you anything.
So I'm just going to
come right out with it.
I sort of went through
this experimental phase.
What? Like a drug thing?
No, like a sex thing.
Oh, like you had a lot of sex?
Uh, mostly submissive
masochistic stuff.
You know, like spankings,
whippings, little bondage.
It was, it was just
this really crazy phase
that I went through
not that long ago.
Oh God. Is this too much
for you? I'm sorry,
I always do this. I always
reveal too much too soon.
No. No. No. No.
I totally get it.
It's like, how much are
you willing to reveal?
And how soon do you
finally reveal yourself?
Like how long do you have to
play the part of the person
And when do you finally
settle into playing the part
of the person who you really are.
I like that.
No.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna ride you.
Can I just say something?
No.
Uh, I like you.
I mean, I don't want you
to think I'm like psycho
or anything, but I can tell
that there's something here.
You know? And of course I wanna do
what I think we're gonna do, but...
if we do do it...
Quit talking.
Okay. If we do do it.
Will there even be
a date number two?
I don't know. Do we call
this date number one?
I don't know what do you think?
I mean, what do you,
what do you think?
Kat?
Who the f*** are you?
I'm Dean.
Remember?
From last night?
Are you receding?
"Didn't want to wake you up.
Make sure to lock the door
when you leave. Kat."
No. No. No.
F***ing no.
What? What's wrong?
It's just that Jake seems self-indulgent
and I'm not buying his new relationship
Really? Because I feel
like it's going...
Why not have Jake
take his own life?
Excuse me?
Yeah!
Have him blow is brains out.
Yeah, or jump off a tall building.
I've got it. Suicide, man!
I love it.
Never really ever does
ever fall in love.
Instead his journey
is to come to terms
with his wretched
inescapable loneliness
which in turn leads to his suicide,
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