Ceremony Page #6
Esme?
I don't really know
that much about her.
No, I mean Zoe and Whit.
Why do you think she's with him?
Oh. I bet it has something to do
with her father.
My therapist says that a lot of things
have to do with your father.
Marshall, you're so goddamn intuitive.
I'm sure it has something to do
with her being an orphan.
I mean, it's probably damaged
her judgment in some way.
And also, she just seems
like the type of girl
who, you know,
likes to be taken care of,
and Whit clearly does that.
He's a really good-looking guy,
successful, tall.
- Really?
- Yeah.
What, you think he's handsome?
Yeah.
Marshall, your penis
looks tremendous right now.
What?
You have a tremendous penis,
Marshall!
Hello?
Hi.
Um...
I couldn't sleep.
I need you to take a bath.
There's no hot water.
Hey. Pretend like
it's a swimming pool.
Take the cheese plate.
- Hey.
- Hi.
Wasn't really expecting company.
The place is a bit of a pigsty.
Marshall is a bit of a slob.
Is he gonna be okay in there?
Yeah, he's fine.
Marshall loves baths.
He's my little son.
He's my sidekick.
He was having
a hard time with Esme.
Really?
He was telling her something
about how he got pistol-whipped.
Yeah.
I am staying in my sleeping bag,
so don't get any ideas.
You and Margaret
seemed to really hit it off.
Hmm? How'd it work out
for the two of you?
She was very responsive.
Oh. Well, she better be.
She's had a lot of practice.
Yeah, she knew what she was doing.
You sound awfully jealous
for a woman
who's about to get married.
What's the deal, man?
What's that?
Is this a new one?
Why didn't you send it to me?
Because I'm still workshopping it.
"Chloe the Mermaid," huh?
I can give you a brief synopsis
if you'd like.
Would you like that?
- I would.
- Okay.
Well, it's about
a young deep-sea diver
who's, uh, searching for pearls
on the bottom of the ocean floor.
Anyway, our hero falls in love
with this mermaid
who is involved in a fraudulent,
vapid relationship
with a megalomaniacal,
arguably gay merman...
you know, complete sociopath.
The diver has to battle the merman
for the mermaid's heart.
And, uh, there's a big fight scene
at the end.
Not really sure how it all works out.
It's better than the one
about the flying koala bear.
Yeah.
That's one of my worst ones.
What do you got there?
What's with the legal pad and pencil?
Well, they're supposed to be my vows,
but they're all blank.
I have to write them,
but I'm having some trouble.
Uh-huh.
I kind of need a writer's opinion.
Did you come all the way in here
for me to work on your vows?
Can you?
Where do we start?
That's where you come in.
Wow. You're making
a real dent, I see.
Okay. Well, um...
I don't know.
What... what do you like about him?
Well, he's certainly not afraid
to be himself. That's for sure.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, I can see that.
For sure.
Okay. Let's write that down.
He makes me feel safe and secure.
Mm-hmm.
Takes care of me.
- He's handsome...
- Okay.
- Successful.
- Okay.
This is all great, by the way.
What else?
He's very strong-willed.
Strong-willed... good word.
These are really good.
I mean, not afraid
to be himself... clearly.
I mean, anybody who dances like that
can't possibly be self-conscious.
Just completely uninhibited.
I've never seen a man
dance like that before...
without him being a woman.
This is not gonna help.
All right, maybe not right
for the vows.
I'm just trying to be objective here.
And, I mean, honestly,
as far as being safe and secure, look.
How can you not feel safe and secure
with a guy like that?
I mean, he's probably
the only man in history
to wear a turtleneck in Africa.
I like it.
Oh, it's too hot in here for this.
And as far as being strong-willed
goes, that's great for you,
because you could just turn off
for the next 50 years,
like a little robot...
be taken care of.
Isn't that what you want?
Now you're just being an ass, Sam.
Yes, I am.
I'm winning you back, goddamn it.
I missed you.
I know.
That's why I came.
I could feel it.
Just shut up.
Yeah, you know,
if you could just be gone
in the morning before I wake up,
that would make things
so much easier for me.
Well, who said I was trying
to make things easy for you?
You never stop talking, do you?
No, I don't.
Okay.
If I'm so lost without a friend
Tell me, who's this by my side?
This girl with eyes like gems...
What are you doing?
You looked so peaceful,
I was gonna let you sleep more.
Boy.
We had a crazy night,
didn't we, old sport?
Well, what happened
with Zoe last night?
What about it?
I mean, why was she in your room
instead of
with her soon-to-be husband?
You want to know the truth,
Marshall?
Yeah. I want to know the truth.
To make a long story short,
she's not sure she wants
to marry this a**hole after all.
Seriously?
Seriously.
She's saying she's thinking
about calling off
the whole frickin' wedding.
God, she's a very
complicated woman, Marshall.
Yeah, it seems that way.
Buddy, I know this is
the last thing you need.
I would not have ever come
down here in the first place
if I knew she was gonna go nuts
on me like this.
That's okay.
At least we can leave now, right?
I can't.
Why not?
Because I have to stay here
until she figures
I'm all she has.
She's all alone in the world.
You know, who's she gonna
talk to... Uncle Teddy?
In the meantime, why don't you
go take a power nap?
I'll go downstairs and have them
whip you up some eggs.
Still like your yolks cut out?
You look like a little prince
right now, by the way.
I love you.
La, la, la, la, la, la, lies
You can't repeat
what you put 'round
All the things that made me cry
Hey there.
Um, good morning.
about getting some... getting...
...maybe getting some eggs?
Um... one minute.
Oh!
I've got my girl
and together we're strong
Strong
To laugh at you
and prove you wrong
I don't insist that you feel bad
I just want to make you smile
Don't ever think you...
Morning, gang!
Is this the cool section?
Hi. Is it morning already?
Wow.
It just sneaks up on you.
You sleep at all, pal?
Perfect amount.
How about you?
No, not one bit.
I've been working on this all night.
Check it out.
It's a cock.
I know, Teddy.
How exactly do you know
this Sam character, anyway?
It all seems a bit mysterious.
I-I was in New York.
I bumped into him.
He's a writer.
He sends me his stories, and...
I give him notes.
Gives me something to do.
You totally f***ed him, didn't you?
He's a bit young, dear.
No. No, we're friends.
We're pen pals.
If you want to know how the sex is,
I think you got to ask Margaret.
Hmm?
- Shut up.
- What?
You complete old slag!
Well, come on, then, tell us.
Was he any good?
Well, if... if holding him
while he wept
because some girl
broke his heart is good, then, um...
yeah, it was great.
Best I've ever had.
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