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Clerks. Page #6
- R
- Year:
- 1994
- 92 min
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I'm not happy, but I'll be able to deal.
- Why don't you go back
- You had to tell him ?
- l had to tell someone.
He put it into perspective.
- What did he say ?
- He said at least he wasn't 36.
And that made you feel better ?
And he said most of them were college
guys l never even seen or met before.
- The ostrich syndrome:
If you don't see it--
- it isn't there. Yes.
- Thank you for being rational.
- Thank you for the lasagna.
- Couldn't get the shutters open ?
- No.
I called the locksmith.
He said the earliest he could
be here is tomorrow morning.
Bummer. Well, l gotta
head back for the 1:30 class.
- What time you get finished ?
- 8:
00, but l haveSo, I'll see you when you close then.
Can we go out for coffee ?
- Sure.
- Good.
See you when you close.
Enjoy the lasagna.
[ Door Opens, Closes ]
Vermont ?
No, that can't be.
I just talked to him this morning.
He left at what time ?
He really went to Vermont ? When
the hell was someone going to tell me?
He promised me he'd be here by noon !
Jesus, when does he get back ? Tuesday ?
You've gotta be f***ing kidding me !
I've got a hockey game at 2:00, and
the steel shutters are jammed closed.
And he's in Vermont ?
I'm not even supposed to be here today !
[ Sighing ]
So I'm stuck here until closing ?
Oh, this is just great.
I can't f***ing believe this.
Th--
No. No, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to yell at you.
Yeah, l know.
No, l-I'll be all right.
Well, that's all l can do, right ?
Yeah.
- All right, thanks. Bye.
- Vermont ?
- Can you f***ing believe this ?
- He didn't mention that to you
this morning ?
Not a word !
Not a f***ing word, that slippery sh*t.
- So, what ? You're stuck here all day ?
- F*** !
- Why'd you apologize ?
- What ?
I heard you apologize. Why ? You had
every reason in the world to be mad.
- l know !
the leitmotif in your life.
- Ever backing down.
- l don't back down !
You always back down.
You assume blame that's not yours.
You come in on your day off;
you buckle like a belt.
- You know what really pisses me off ?
- That I'm right about your buckling ?
- I'm going to miss the f***ing game !
- Because you buckled.
- Shut up with that sh*t.
It ain't helping !
- Don't yell at me, pal.
- I'm sorry.
- See ? There you go again.
- l can't believe
I'm going to miss the f***ing game.
- At least we're stuck here together.
You got a customer.
What ?
What do you want ?
I can't f***ing believe this.
Yeah, hello, Sanford.
Dante.
I can't play today.
I'm stuck at work.
Yeah, l know I'm not scheduled today--
Forget it.
Point is, l can't play today.
Neither can Randal. He's working too.
Wait a second.
Do we have to play at the park ?
Hold on.
- Pull my laces tighter, man.
- I've got to tell you, my friend,
this is one of the most ballsiest moves
I've ever been privy to.
I never thought you capable of such
a blatant disregard of store policy.
- l told him l had a game today.
It's his own fault.
- No arguments here.
- insubordination rules.
- l just want to play hockey
Like l was scheduled to.
- I'm gonna grab a Gatorade.
- lf you grab a Gatorade,
then everybody's gonna grab one.
- So ?
- Who's gonna pay for these Gatorades ?
- What do you care,
you shoe polish-smelling motherf***er ?
- l have a responsibility here.
- l can't have everybody
grabbing free drinks.
- What responsibility ?
- You're closing the store
to play hockey.
- He's blunt, but he's got a point.
Will you let me maintain
some semblance of managerial control ?
No, I'm sayin'
if you're gonna be insubordinate,
might as well go the full nine,
not p*ssy out
when it comes to free sh*t to drink.
- He's right. As if we're going
to have a run on Gatorade.
- F***in' A.
All right !
Jesus, you f***ers are pushy !
- l hear Caitlin's
marrying an Asian drum major.
- Design major.
- Can we not talk about this ?
- Fine by me.
But you're living in denial
and suppressing rage, motherf***er.
- You going to lock the store ?
- l don't know.
You're going to lock the video store ?
Look who you're asking here.
How're we gonna block the street ?
- We're not playing in the street.
- Then where are we gonna play ?
Hit 'em, hit 'em, hit 'em !
[ Yelling ]
I got it ! l got it !
It's mine, it's mine !
Yeah !
Hit 'em !
All right, here we go.
I got it.
- When is this period over ?
- Eight more minutes.
What, are you shitting me ?
I wanna get cigarettes.
- Just wait a few minutes.
- I'm gonna break my crazy neck
on this ladder.
Now, lose the skates, Dorothy Hamill,
and open the f***ing store !
- Dante, where are you ?
- He's busy !
- in a second !
F*** ""in a second"" !
Oh, look at you. You can't even pass.
- [ Dante ] l can pass !
- How about covering the point ?
Man, you suck !
- Who are you to make assessments ?
- I'll assess all l want, pal !
- Dante, you in or out ?
- Don't pass to this guy.
He sucks. You suck !
- Like you're any better ?
- l can whip your ass any day, pal.
- Easy to say over there.
- Give me a stick, pretty boy !
I'll knock your f***ing teeth out
and pass all over your ass !
- You open ?
- Yeah, you open ?
[ Together ]
No !
All right, there's a stick over there.
You're shooting up against this goal.
Hey, Redding ! Come on.
Get this f***er !
Oh, man ! Hey !
Come on. Let's go, let's go !
Come on, come on. Get him !
Come on. Get him, get him !
- Give me another ball.
- There are no more.
What the f*** you talking about ?
and... the orange one.
[ Jay ] About the biggest pair
you ever seen, dingleberry.
- You only brought one ball ?
- l thought Redding
brought all the balls.
- [ Redding ] Dante had the balls.
Sh*t !
We got what, 12 minutes of a game
and it's over ? F*** !
F***, f***, f*** !
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
I still get free Gatorade, right ?
- Be careful.
- I'm trying.
You know, the insides of those has
got stuff that can give you cancer.
- So I'm told.
- Yeah.
I had a friend that chewed glass
for a living. in the circus.
- And he got cancer
from chewing fluorescent bulb glass ?
- Nah.
- Got hit by a bus.
- Oh. Can l help you ?
Well, uh, that depends.
You got maybe a toilet in here ?
- Yeah, but it's for employees only.
- l understand.
But l, uh, thought maybe
you'd let me use it anyway.
I'm not so young anymore and I'm,
how do you say, a little incontinent.
- Sure. in the back, through the cooler.
Say, uh, what kind of toilet paper
you got back there ?
- The white kind.
- l didn't ask about the color.
I mean, is it rough
or is it cottony ?
- Actually, it's kinda rough.
- Oh, boy !
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