Comet Page #6
Oh, God, I feel sick.
I blame L.A. for this.
This is what happens when you
fall in love in Los Angeles. F***!
So, what is this? Are
you breaking up with me?
I don't want to, no.
But you like this Jack guy, right?
Do you realize Jack Tripper was one of
my favorite characters in all of fiction
and you've forever ruined his good name?
Sh*t! Can I...
Sh*t, I can't even order
a Jack and Coke anymore!
A vodka soda!
A vodka soda? My life is ruined!
Okay. We should just
get off the phone, okay.
You're mad, and any words we exchange
now are gonna be bleak at best...
I can't believe this. You used to
never want to get off the phone.
No, I used to want to get off
the phone, I just used to not.
And now you can't wait
to get off the phone.
I don't even know what we're
fighting about anymore, okay.
If you wanna yell at me about
Jack, fine, but I'm too tired
for another one of your meta arguments.
I don't deserve to be treated like this.
I thought you were supposed
to be my indentured servant?
Whatever happened to that, huh?
So, what are you
prescription to life thing.
Right, except it's
subscription to nature.
Whatever.
No, you have this backwards,
kid, I saved your life.
But then I saved your life.
When were on the train, we ran into
each other, and we got back together.
You mean, when you stalked
and followed me onto the train?
I saved your life because
you got off at Chico.
You weren't supposed
to get off at Chico.
You were supposed to go on to Portland,
but because of me you
got off at Chico instead
and you weren't on the
train when it derailed.
You could have died.
No one died, Dell.
The point remains...
No, that's not the same, okay.
You would absolutely have
died had I not saved you.
Plus, I saw that car coming. I knew it
was going to hit you, and I saved you.
I knowingly saved you.
Yeah, well, that's starting to
feel like a minus, not a plus.
Be that as it may, you didn't
know you were saving me.
You were just trying
to get back in my pants.
No! I was trying to get you back!
Which just happens to include
getting into your pants.
So yours was a sinister
doing, mine was pure altruism.
But I knowingly saved you too.
We just went over this, pothead...
You were supposed to get
off at Portland to meet Jack
but I knowingly saved you from him.
Except I didn't, did I?
F***!
I should have told you I loved you more.
When we were together, I mean.
I was also such a dick to you
but I thought you'd find
it endearing for some reason
like... like people feel
about Don Rickles or Mussolini.
It's not an excuse, it's just a reason.
Anyway, I'm sorry, okay.
I need a drink. In a bad way.
There's a bar car here,
they sell drinks. Let's go.
No, doesn't that mean we have
to walk in between the cars?
No, I can't do that
while the train's moving.
- Oh, don't be such a p*ssy.
- Said the dick.
Besides, the world's at war
right now, so I think we should...
We should take every little opportunity
to put ourselves in harm's way.
Alleviate some of the guilt, you know?
No, no, there's all the scary
noises that the train makes
and what if I fell?
I don't have the best
relationship with gravity.
Put your iPod on and
play something calming
that'll drown out the sound,
and I'll hold your
hand. So you don't fall.
Come on. Come on.
I won't let you go. I promise.
Tied to my bed
I was younger then
I had nothing to spend
But time on you
But it made me
love it made me love
It made me love more
Do what you said the
words she said left out
Over unto the sky
where I'll soon fly
And she took the time
To believe in
to believe in...
Have you ever tried asking someone
"Where's my f***ing
money?" You ever done that?
You mean, at random, or
when I'm actually owed money?
No, at random obviously.
Right, I don't know what I was thinking.
It's fun, you should try it. Ask me.
Ask me where's my f***ing money?
Where's my f***ing money?
Where's my f***ing money?
Oh, no, motherf***er.
Where's my f***ing money!
If I don't get my f***ing
money right f***ing now...
Where's my goddamn
money, you motherf***er?
What the f***?
Jesus.
That was really fun.
Wait. It's just that...
Say what you were going to
say, and then, after you say it
maybe we should, like,
not talk for a minute.
You know, like, let a whole minute
pass by without saying something.
But go ahead and say
what you were gonna say
and then we can start right after that.
I'm really gonna miss you tomorrow.
So, wait, you're saying you
dreamt this conversation?
A conversation that didn't
take place until now?
I'm saying I dreamt a bunch of
conversations, including this one
which led me to come here,
because it made me think
about how much I regretted...
Do you regret meeting me, Dell?
No, of course not.
I'm glad we dated. I needed to date you.
Before you, I only dated guys
that looked good on paper.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
You were really, really smart,
but also selfish, crass...
Not always in an
entertaining way, mind you.
You hated your job and life
and you were completely
comfortable being miserable.
You're horrible on
paper. And I loved you.
Being with you made me realize it...
Doesn't have to look good
on paper to feel good.
- What kind of sandwich...
- PB and J.
Of course.
- What's your favorite word?
- Comet.
- "Comet?"
- Right.
Not like "proliferate," "ensconce"
"kerfuffle," or "serendipity. "
"Comet?" Like...
"comet?"
Yeah. Exactly like that.
What about your least favorite word?
I don't strongly dislike any word.
I sort of have a love-hate
relationship with the word
"fingerfuck," but that's
technically two words
and I like each one separately.
So, do you ever wish you
could, like, control society
for a couple of minutes?
Like make them all
hate MTV or something?
important as you think it is.
You're so wrong. MTV is so manipulative.
It's like a drug which you
get hooked on at age twelve
that you can't wake up from until
you're probably, like, thirty
when you finally realize
But by then, it's too late.
They've, like, won.
You've watched all their commercials
during their week's sweep.
I believe it's "sweeps week. "
You don't deserve me. I can tell.
That's perfect. I want
someone I don't deserve.
You think you've won me.
I can't believe you think
you've won me already.
Are you kidding? You
ditched a much prettier man
to stay with me. I've
definitely won you.
You're so wrong, my friend.
Holy sh*t.
You are so easily amused.
Cause of the boots,
huh? Sarah's stupid idea.
Louis L'Amour is her favorite
novelist, so, here we are.
You know I just realized. I
don't even know why we're here.
I don't even like Sarah.
Fire.
Just let me have this,
and then we'll go.
What are you doing?
This feels like a dream...
I love it when you look out windows.
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