Corky Romano Page #5

Nothing but field trips

and old women.

Exactly! The Night Vulture's

a chameleon!

It's just the kind of place

a sadistic son of a b*tch...

like that would call home!

Sorry, sir.

This is direct from Shuster.

We're going to Chinatown, and

we're taking Pissant with us.

What's up, guys?

The seller's from Vietnam,

the buyer's from Thailand.

Sounds cool.

Where do I come in?

You translate.

Perfect.

What did he say?

He said that you have

very kind eyes.

Tell him I said thank you.

What?

What is going on?

Aah!

Someone get me outta here!

Peter! Paul!

Get me outta here!

You can ring my bell

Oh, yeah,

that's what I'm talkin' about.

Ring my, you can ring my bell

Ah, damn. They both got away.

No. Pissant got one.

You just reminded him of

this horse thief he once knew...

and I defended your honor...

and he grew angry.

You got a cool head, man.

Goin' down on your knees,

crying like a girl?

That was great!

That's something I learned

from our friend the possum.

It's a tactic he would use

to thwart off his enemies.

We'll back you up any time,

Pissant.

- Mm-hmm.

- Call me Corky.

- My name's Terrence.

- Hey.

- I'm Bob.

- Hey, Bob.

You guys want to get

an orange julius or something?

We can't. Brick is sending us

to collect evidence...

on some underground casino.

Do you guys know

where Kate is, by chance?

She'd probably get a kick

out of this whole thing.

- She's gone.

- What do you mean, gone?

We're not at liberty

to discuss that.

Yeah, I know.

She didn't leave a note...

or a joke or a little poem,

by chance, did she?

Nope. See ya.

Bye.

Pissant!

Give me one good reason...

I shouldn't can your ass

right now...

for breaking protocol

with that Romano file?

Sir, I just wanted to get

a closer look at the file...

and lend my expertise, sir.

You don't walk in

and take evidence!

You fill out an X-7-4!

And then you get it approved

by a superior! You got that?

Sir, the bottom line is,

because I got so excited...

I forgot

to follow procedures...

but I do take full

responsibility for my actions.

Pissant, you're an honest man.

That's a rare quality

in this day of buck-passing.

- I kind of admire that.

- Oh, what the hell?!

He just confessed

to breaking protocol!

At least he had the guts

to admit it.

We can all take a page

out of Pissant's book.

Good day.

Hi.

Hi.

You guys want some cookies?

I'm sorry, you guys.

What is it, Corky?

I couldn't get the-

Sweet Jesus!

Ay, Dios mo!

What is she doing here?

That's Esperanza,

dad's new nurse.

Don't worry about her. She

don't speak a word of English.

- How do you know my name?

- What?

- Corky.

- You said that name again.

Ha ha ha ha!

Why are you freakin' out?

I'm gonna go, uh, make some...

toaster strudel for everyone.

Anyone?

I assume everyone wants one.

What the hell

are you doing here?

What are you doing here? And

why are you dressed like that?

I just came from

a Girls of America meeting...

and I sponsor

one of the girls...

and it's traditional

that you wear...

these outfits at the meetings.

I don't have time to talk.

What are you doing here?

I realized no one's

gonna just hand me...

a good undercover case,

so I made Shuster...

send me in here

to collect more evidence.

- What about you?

- I'm undercover, too.

That is so typical!

Shuster gave me his word...

that he wouldn't

send a man to cover me.

No, I-I was just here first.

That's why I'm here now.

How come Shuster

didn't say anything?

He doesn't know.

You're undercover

without clearance or backup?

- That's insane!

- I know. It's crazy, isn't it?

Uh, look,

this area is totally covered.

You can back off now.

No. I worked hard for this.

You back off.

Look, I don't have time

to fight with you, OK?

I don't want you to get hurt.

I don't need you to protect me.

- Fine.

- Fine.

Romeo loved Juliet

Juliet, she felt the same

When he put his arms

around her

I gotta go.

Huh? Huh?

I can't believe this sh*t.

What happened?

Down at the casino,

they caught...

a couple of chumps

with hidden cameras.

Who are they?

A couple

ofyour little FBI buddies.

Cox and Darnell.

Black Beauty.

Black beauty.

You know,

I read this book to my son.

Now you try readin' it.

Go ahead. I'm gonna help you.

"The-the m-m-mor-morning... "

Very good. Sound it out.

Sound it out.

"The mor-morn... "

"... ing. "

"ing. "

Whoa. Where do you think

you're goin'?

Into the underground casino.

I heard you have

excellent craps...

and I'm in a crappy mood,

so... heh heh heh.

- You can't go in there.

- Says who?

The lady said beat it!

Understand?

Oh... yes, sir.

That's a good little b*tch.

Now bounce this jive-ass fool.

Aah! Uhh.

It's gonna take

a heck of a lot more than that.

I took

a walk around the world

To ease my troubled mind

I left my body lying

Somewhere

in the sands of time

But I watched the world

Hey!

Fold to the dark side

of the moon

I feel

there's nothin' I can do

Yeah

Ow! Oh! God, my nose!

You pervert!

What?

Ifl go crazy, then will you

still call me Superman?

Ifl'm alive and well, will

you be there to hold my hand?

But I didn't do anything!

I'll keep you by my side

with my superhuman might

Aah! Aah!

Uhh! God!

Get out!

Uh! Ha ha ha! Uhh! Uhh!

Ahh. Ahh. Ahh.

- Uhh!

- You again.

Ooh! Aah!

Hmm?

Aah!

Hmm?

Waaaaah!

Let's introduce him to Shaky.

Get in there.

Hey, come on, you guys.

Someone's gonna get hurt.

Sorry, Mr. Romano.

I had no idea

you were with the family.

A- ah,

d- don't w-worry ab-bout it.

You g-guys

are just d-doing your j-job.

Is there anything

I can get you?

No, b-but

if it's OK with you...

m- maybe I can take

m- my friends with me?

That's another one

we owe you, Corky.

Yeah, what a waste.

We should have been helping you

catch the Night Vulture.

If you could, just don't tell

the guys in the department.

Mum's the w-word.

W- b-b-b-b-ah!

Psst!

Shh! Quiet!

Why are you still here?

It's 3:
00 in the morning.

I'm a live-in.

That's what the informant

arranged.

Informant? What informant?

Ay!

- De corvato.

- Heh heh heh.

Soy una seorita.

- What?

- I don't know what that was.

You tomcattin' son of a b*tch!

I had no idea

you were such a ladies' man.

Ha ha! Yeah.

Yeah, she's livin' here 2 days,

you're already poundin' her.

I was thinkin' about

makin' a move on her myself...

but, you know,

I can get another broad.

Say, Pete.

I haven't seen you

with a woman in a long time.

In fact, I don't think

I've ever seen you with a woman.

I just haven't found the right

filly yet, that's all.

Do you remember

when we were kids...

how we watched that Christmas

special about Rudolph...

and how Rudolph knew

he was secretly different...

from all the other reindeer?

And then, you know,

Rudolph tried to hide it...

but that just,

you know, ended up...

making Rudolph

angry and scared.

And then he met

Hermey the Elf, remember?

And he-he didn't-I didn't-

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