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Sure, but our movies are set|in Eastern Europe.
You can't fake|the locations here?
I mean, they're shooting|an African jungle next door.
Sue, can you and I talk|off the record?
- Will you excuse us for a minute?|- Sure.
Quite frankly, the, uh,
the success or failure|of these films...
is of little importance to us.
We're after bigger fish.
There are over|300 million people...
in what was once|the Soviet bloc.
People who are starved|of entertainment.
Movies shot in their own backyard,|starring their own people.
I'm talking about building|major studios, cineplex chains,
even theme parks.
The deal I am talking about will make|Euro Disney seem penny-ante.
Well, this is a great story.|A Russian Hollywood.
And when do we go on record?
[ Sighs ]|Two weeks, tops.
But for you,
Exclusive to Newsday.
And in return?
Postpone the piece you've|already started. Right now, what is it?
It's a-- It's a story|about a small-time studio...
and their two|unsuccessful movies.
[ Chuckles ]|Who cares?
What do you say?
- [ Buzzing ]|- Well,
if it's a Newsday exclusive,|I guess you got a deal.
Claire, why don't you take|Ms. Charleton down to the set.
You can see the glamorous|side of the business.
I'll be in touch.
You are good.
[ Tour Guide ]... where we can transform|an ordinary man orwoman...
into an ape or a clown.
All righty, then. Now, before|we enter this next portal,
it is my duty to warn you that several|dangerous jungle creatures...
have been sighted on the loose,|so keep inside the tram at all times.
I don't want to lose|anyone... again.
- Dad, do you have your big knife?|- Didn't think I'd need it here.
I might have my pocket knife.|What do you need it for?
- In case the jungle animals attack.|- I think we'll be all right.
Okay, look out, folks,|it's a giant deadly anaconda!
- [ Passengers Gasping ]|- [ Chuckling ]
- Well, that's awesome, dude.|- Sorry, reflex action.
Okay. Cool.
Let's get outta here.
[Man ]|Hey, is he part of the show, or what?
G'day.
- Was that more man stuff, Dad?|- You got that right, mate.
- Hey, you two. Did you have fun?|- Yeah, it was cool.
Yeah. So how'd your interview go?
Creepy.
Did you ever talk to someone and think|everything they're saying is a lie?
Yeah. Nugget.
Well, Nugget's harmless.|This guy--
You know what you should do? Your|paper's got police connections, right?
You get the cops to do|a background check on him.
That's the way they do it|on NYPD Blue.
Hmm. Well, I see Mikey's|not the only one glued...
to the TV all day long.
But we only watch educational|programs. Right, mate?
Yeah. Like wrestling.
"Can you smell|what the Rock is cooking? "
- Well, did he behave today?|- Yeah, he was good as gold.
I wasn't talking to you.|I was talking to Mikey.
Oh.
And no more TV.|You start school tomorrow.
G'day. Mick Dundee.
Here to pick up my ankle biter.|It's his first day.
Ah, Barry Katz.|What, uh, grade's he in?
- Uh, fourth.|- Oh, same as my boy.
My boy's in the third.|Eric Berry.
- Hi, Eric.|- Well, you look like an outdoors man.
What do you think of this|whole survival camp idea?
What is it?
The school's puttin' it on this summer.|Teach kids how to survive in the woods.
Fishing, making campfires.|Dads are welcome.
- Oh.|- [Eric ] I think it's a great idea.
Gives them a chance to get in touch|with nature. I'm gonna take Gary along.
Good for you.|Couple of weeks in the bush,
you and your boy,|you'll both love it.
You ever take your boy into the outback|where you were? Down under?
All the time.
Just last month,|I took him into the bush.
Taught him how to kill|a wild boar with a stick.
Kill a boar?|But he's, like, nine years old!
Yeah, well, you know what they say.|Better late than never, eh?
Ah.|See you later, fellas.
Hey, Dad. Ms. Mathis wants to talk|to you. I'll meet you over there.
- Dorothy Mathis, Mr. Charleton.|- Oh, how do you do?
Actually, it's Mick Dundee.|But I'm Mikey's dad.
Oh, Mr. Dundee. Right.
Well, first off, Mikey is|a lovely boy. Bright, friendly.
There's just one small problem,|one we run into all the time here.
We call it|the "Hollywood Syndrome. "
Like when a dad plays|a policeman in a movie,
the children often believe|he's actually a policeman.
Oh, right, you've got|a lot of actors' kids here.
I'm not in the movie business, I'm in|the tourism business. Not so glamorous.
Exactly. Which is why|your son tries to make it...
sound a bit more colorful|than it really is.
Now, it seems harmless,|but little fibs can grow.
What's he been sayin'?
I'm afraid he told everyone|you're a hunter,
and you hunt and kill crocodiles.|[ Chuckles Nervously ]
Oh. He knows|better than that.
Crocodiles are protected.|I don't kill 'em. I catch 'em alive.
Oh? Well, yes, of course.
I'll talk to him.|There'll be no more fibs.
Really nice to meet you, Dorothy.
Looks like a hunter.
Nice butt.
Dad, will you tell the teachers|to call me Dundee, not Charleton?
Oh, sure. We just had to enroll you|at school under your mother's name...
'cause that's your|legal name over here.
Is that 'cause|you won't marry Mum?
Oh, no, we're married...|sorta.
We just haven't done|the legal bit yet.
So what'd the kids say when you told|them your dad was a crocodile hunter?
They said, "Well, what's|he doing in Beverly Hills? "
Smart kids.
Hey, Dad,|what's that man doing?
I don't know.|Let's go and ask him.
Excuse me, mister.|What are you doing?
Well, I'm meditating,|young man.
What's meditating?
Meditating is a special place I go|in my mind where there's no distraction,
and I receive|a great source of power.
Cool. Can you|show us how, please?
Sure. Come forward|and have a seat.
- My name's Mikey. What's yours?|- Hi, Mikey. I'm Mike.
Oh, hi, Mike.|I'm Mick, Mikey's dad.
Mikey, Mick, Mike.|You gotta be kidding me, right?
- No.|- Okay, okay. Hold your legs...
like in a Buddha position,
grab your ankles to|save yourself some discomfort,
and, um, we're gonna take it easy--|close your eyes, relax.
[ Inhales Deeply ]|Inhale the positivity,
[ Exhaling ]|exhale the negativity.
Inhale the positivity,
exhale the negativity.
Open your eyes.|Wake up. Relax.
- How do you feel?|- Very powerful.
And that's the ticket, daddy-o--|power. It's all in the power.
Mikey, would you just hurry up ahead.|I need to talk to Mike for a minute.
- Okay.|- In private.
- Thanks, Mike. See ya.|- You're welcome, Mikey. Take care.
Now, Mike, I need a favor.
You know, Mick, everybody|needs a favor from me.
Well, I need you to help me up.|My knees have locked.
That's my bad right there.|You got it, buddy.
I didn't want my kid to see.|Oh! There.
Thank you.
Hey, Dad, did you see the size of|Mike's muscles? They were huge.
Yeah. You see, you should never|judge a book by its cover.
That Mike-- big man,|built like a brick dunney,
but I could tell straightaway|he was a gentle man.
He wouldn't hurt a fly.|I just know people. It's a gift.
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