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[Man On TV] I need you guys|to tear this place apart.
Ah, it's the bowlin' ball.|Pure heroin.
- I know it's here somewhere.|- Check out the bowlin' ball.
- Hey, what about this bowling ball?|- There, I knew it.
[ Television Continues ]
- Hey, Sue!|- Hmm?
- What are you doin', love?|- Trying to think like a journalist again.
I used to be|pretty good at it.
Not that anyone was gonna put...
Sue Charleton and Pulitzer Prize|in the same sentence,
but, ah, [ Sighs ]|I'm just stumped.
Is it that, uh,|film studio thing?
I'm sure it's an elaborate front|for something. But what?
They're smugglin'.
- Drugs or guns.|- How do you arrive at that?
That's what it always is.
The big money thing they smuggle|into America are drugs.
And the big thing goin' out--|guns.
Oh.
And where did this insight into|major criminal activities come from?
Oh, from TV.|I'm a quick learner.
I look like I just fell off the turnip|truck, but I didn't land on my head.
You know what you need?|You need a mole.
- A mole?|- Me. I'll get a job at the studio.
Oh, Mick, I know you need|something to do, but--
I made a lot of contacts|at that movie party.
I bet one of them|could get me a job there.
Well, what about Mikey? Who's gonna|take him to school in the morning?
I'll get him one of those nannies.|I'll get a good one.
No worry. Leave it to me.|This is important.
See, sometimes I think young Mikey|thinks I'm a bit of a hillbilly.
Well, I am, actually.
I wanna show him that being a hillbilly|doesn't necessarily mean you're dumb.
I wanna show him that being a hillbilly|doesn't necessarily mean you're dumb.
[ Man ] So our first group,|stroll up the street,
followed by our three businessmen|at a more brisk pace...
and then our two|construction workers!
- Diego Rosales.|- Yeah, Mick. Mick Smith.
Nice to meet you, Mick.
Now, we're in Berlin,|so please walk like Germans!
How do Germans walk?
- One foot after the other?|- Okay.
So, this is a rehearsal!|Background only!
And... action!
What the hell are you doing?
I just wanted my kid|to see me in the picture.
Yeah, well, if you start looking|at the camera during the take,
- they'll take you out of the picture.|- Oh.
- You're new, aren't you?|- Yeah, first role. Bit nervous.
Cut!|Back to one, please!
- Just relax. Watch me, okay?|- Yeah.
Forget about the camera.
We're two working stiffs|on our way to a bar.
- Oh, just pretend it's real life?|- Yeah.
Okay, now, people, we will be doing it|for real this time, and remember--
attention, please!
- Quiet, everyone! Picture's up!|- Quiet!
- Roll!|- Sound speed.
Marker.
Set.|And... background action.
And action.
Stop that man!
- Cut! Cut!|- Man, are you okay?
- What the hell happened?|- It was my fault. I saw him runnin'--
Uh, what happened is that he--|he tried to catch him as he fell.
We saw him trip. He went down hard.|Are you sure you're okay?
- Thanks for trying, buddy.|- Okay, we'll go again.
Back to one! Fast as you can!|We're losing the light!
Hey, thanks|for covering up for me.
I couldn't help it, you know? Reflex.|Sort of like a football flashback.
Football, my ass.|That wasn't exactly a legal tackle.
It is at home. It's called a dowel|and coat hanger. Anyway, I owe you one.
No, no, it's okay.|I had to keep you here.
You're fun. I want to see what you're|gonna do to screw up the next take.
Okay.
Oh, uh, what's the problem,|Michael?
Miss, do people like rats|in America, or are they just pests?
- Why do you ask?|- There's a big rat in the bookshelves.
[ All Screaming ]
[ Gasping, Groaning]
- Is it dead?|- No, Miss.
I only stunned it. Dad says never kill|anything unless you're gonna eat it.
[ All ]|Eww!
I think we'll just put it|outside, please.
He's my best friend, you know?
The key to survival here is you gotta|keep your face away from the camera.
That way they can use you|again and again.
- I've been in every mob scene.|- You're a pro.
All right, everyone!|Settle down!
- Settling!|- Try again.
And background action!
Action.
Watch this! Watch this!|Kiki, get me a drink.
[ Chittering ]
Cut!|This isn't working.
What's the problem|with the monkey?
Sorry. She was fine earlier.|Come here, Kiki. Come here.
Come here.
I don't understand.|She never does this.
Come here, Kiki!
She's just a bit nervous.|What do you want her to do?
- You ever work with animals?|- Yeah.
- Kinda.|- She's supposed to go to the table...
and take a soda|to the actor.
- Diet or regular?|- Whatever. Diet.
- Want a glass?|- She hasn't learned that.
- We're running late here.|- [ Whispering ]
Can we try one more time?|If this doesn't work, we'll drop it.
Okay, back to one.|This is the real thing, everybody.
Concentrating. Roll!
- Picture's up!|- Speed. Marker.
- And background action!|- Action!
Watch this. Watch this!
Kiki, get me a drink.
Make it a diet one.
And a glass too!|Thank you, mein Liebchen.
Cut! Print!|Check the gate.
[Applause ]|Whoo!
[ Whispering ]|Book him.
Look, uh, I got a problem.|All my animals are on the jungle set,
and I can't keep coming|back and forth with the chimp.
So if you'll fill in for me,|I'll double what you're getting paid.
Will I still be on this picture?
Every day.|Kiki's an above-the-title player.
- You got a deal.|- [ Clapping]
You're looking at|the new monkey wrangler.
- Thanks for your help, Diego.|- Dude, Mick!
Hey, hey, this is|a positive career move.
- Reckon?|- I'm telling you, you're gonna go far.
Ah! Don't be a stranger now.
Hell of a nice guy.
Can't act for sh*t,
but he'll probably wind up|with his own TV sitcom.
- [ Kids Chattering ]|- Mikey!
Wait just a minute, dear.
- See ya, Mike.|- Bye, Mikey.
I suppose your father's|picking you up again.
Nah, he's at work this week.
Oh. Bummer. Well, how are you|getting home then?
I've got a nanny|like all the other kids.
Oh! Which one's yours?
Over there.|The big one.
- Your nanny?|- He's Uncle Jacko from back home.
- And is Uncle Jacko married?|- No, but he's looking.
Hi. Dorothy Mathis.|I'm Mikey's teacher.
G'day, Dorothy.|Call me Jacko.
G'day, Dorothy.|Call me Jacko.
Bloody marvelous.
Los Angeles, eh?
Funny name.
Los Angeles.
Yeah, it means, uh,|"lost angels. "
It's Italian.|Ah, there it is.
I told Sue I'd take you somewhere|really special for dinner.
You're gonna love this place.|Trust me.
Now, pick out what you want|of the menu here...
and you yell it out|into that box.
Two minutes later,|you're scarfing it down...
without even|getting out of the car.
We have these drive-ins|back home in the cities,
but this is|where it all started.
So you can eat like a pig|and no one can see you.
Clever buggers,|these Yanks, eh?
Well, this is why L. A. is famous|all around the world--
for its fine cuisine.
[ Girl] Welcome to Wendy's.|Can I take your order?
Let me handle this.|Good evening, Wendy.
There will be four of us|dining in the car this evening.
So we're gonna need|four triple burgers with cheese...
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