Dead Shack Page #4

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( gasps )

Hey, Jason, Hey!

Come here! Come here!

Come on, boy.

I got- I got a good idea.

We should start a band called

Sexy Cannibals.

Huh?

I'm the guitar and singer,

obviously,

you play the drums,

Colin plays the bass, what's

her name plays whatever it is,

we go on tour, we play

some f***in' shows,

we sleep in the van...

it's not as creepy as it sounds,

and we f***in' party.

And we'll party all the days...

long days.

What if no one goes

to our shows?

Why wouldn't people go

to our shows...

should be the question

that you ask.

I just bought a drum machine,

actually-

You bought a-

Hey, guys! Come here!

What? No.

It's too far.

Ok, fine.

Stay there.

Just don't touch anything.

Jason?

Get your axe.

Get your axe, Jason.

You be careful

with that thing, buddy.

Woah.

Yeah.

Woah.

( snorts )

Ready?

( thump )

Dad?!

Oh.

That's not good.

Yeah, no sh*t.

I don't...

He's still breathing.

Ok, good, good, good.

I think he drank some

of that drug wine.

Yeah, no sh*t, Jason.

Come on. Help him up.

Dad? Dad!

Dad.

Roger? Roger!

God.

F***, I hate you.

Let's move this table.

It's a fact, my dad's

an idiot.

Maybe he'll be fine in

a few hours or days.

I don't know that much

about drugs, but...

That's hoping that psycho

doesn't mind having

a 200 pound moron sitting

in her living room.

( thump )

Come on, dad.

( grunting )

He's heavy.

Yeah, well, he's 40 and all he

does is watch cartoons and eat,

of course he's f***in' heavy.

( struggling )

( drops legs )

That's not working.

Well, what then?

Where are you going?

I'm locking the door in case

she comes back.

We're gonna have

to hide him.

Close that door.

Fine.

( stumbles )

( thud )

What the hell?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Don't tell me you wanna put

him in there.

Uh-uh.

I don't think we have a choice.

F***.

( flies buzzing )

( chokes )

Actually, we can do better

than that.

That's... that's not good.

( banging )

( door rattling )

Jason?

( door rattles )

Jason, just get the weapons.

Come on.

Come on!

Come on, come on.

( rattling )

Come on!

( rattling )

Ready?

( thumping )

( gasps )

( muffled screaming )

Oh god, I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

( muffled screaming )

What the hell?!

Oh Jesus, I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

You're gonna be sir,

I know first aid!

( whimpering )

( heavy thud )

Woah!

( muffled screaming )

Sh*t!

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!

( screaming )

You know what?

No, no, no!

Ok, we need to help him.

Why?

Really?

Yes!

( screaming continues )

( feeding )

Woah!

( snarling )

Oh, Jesus!

Oh!

( low growling )

( thud )

( moaning )

( raspy breathing )

That was messed up.

Ok, ok, ok.

We gotta get-

we gotta get dad.

Ok.

( grunting )

Come on.

Yeah.

So we're gonna go home,

grab the van, pick up dad,

and get the hell

out of here.

Ok.

Get him...

( growling )

No, Summer.

Please, I don't wanna-

Shut up, we're doing this.

( growling )

Oh my god.

( grunting )

Come on.

Let's uh, squish it.

( grunting )

Sh*t.

( grunting )

Throw him in!

Now?

Come on, come on, let's go!

( thud )

Summer!

Were those what I think

they were?

I don't know, because to me

those looked like-

( twigs snapping )

Sh*t!

Come on, come on!

( sniffing )

What?

What is it, honey?

( low growls )

( rat squeaking )

( feeding )

( snarling )

What is it?

Is that a rat?

Drop it.

Drop it!

Ugh.

Dude, did you just smell

my hand?

What? No, I was just...

I was just sighing.

Colin? Colin!

Lisa?

Summer? Summer!

Summ-

Colin? Lisa?

( weak groaning )

( gasps )

Lisa!

Oh my god, I'm sorry.

I- I didn't like her

or anything

but I didn't want her

to turn into...

( faint moaning )

Colin!

We have to find Colin.

( groaning )

No, not again!

( retching )

I think I'm gonna puke.

No, no, no.

What the hell?!

What the hell?

I think she's

one of them.

Oh really?

What gave that away?

F***.

So, are we gonna-

Seriously, Jason?

Look, Lisa might be a b*tch

but she's still

my dad's girlfriend.

Maybe we can, I don't know,

save her, or... the...

Oh, I think when the blood's

black there's no going back.

Now's the time you decide

to develop a sense of humour?

Sorry, I'm just trying to state

the obvious, here!

( snarling )

( thud )

( gasping )

I'm sorry Miss...

I don't know what Lisa's

last name is!

Wait.

Wait.

Lisa?

( snarling )

( yelps )

Oh sh*t!

( snarling )

( coughing )

Jason!

Do something!

Uh...

( snarling and growling )

Oh my god.

Ah!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

Jesus!

( struggling )

Jason!

Get her off me!

Get her off!

( struggling )

( thumping )

This is so messed up!

Sh*t!

( choking )

Jason, Jason,

where are you going?

( choking )

Woah.

Woah, woah, woah!

Wait, wait!

Aaaaaggh!

Oh my god!

( gasping )

Holy sh*t!

( gasping )

Colin!

Get out of the way!

I've never done this before!

( gun shot )

Holy sh*t!

What?

( thud )

Lisa!

( gasping )

Did I get her?

F***.

Colin.

Colin, I thought...

I know, I know.

I know.

The neighbour, she was here

and then... and-

and I was peeing but then I-

she was doing something

to Lisa and I got scared

and I ran away

and I heard you guys screaming

and then I came in and then

Lisa was acting all crazy

and then she was trying

to kill you guys

so I just... I just...

did I just kill Lisa?

( spurt )

Dude, it's ok, man.

I- I think I peed my pants.

Oh, gross.

Whatever, man.

I mean, you're covered in,

like,

blood and brains and sh*t.

So where's dad?

What?

He's back at her place.

You left him back there?!

What, is he dead, too?

No, no, he's not dead,

he's safe and we're going

back to get him.

Look, he's not dead,

you hear me?

Why is he even there?

He drank some of the drugged

wine and then he passed out.

F***.

That's not my house,

you know.

The cabin?

No, the one you always pick

me up at.

The dump?

Yeah.

No, I actually...

I live in this big house

on Berksley Street

and my parents are loaded.

Well, whatever man,

I mean mine are, too.

No, I mean they're money loaded,

not drunk loaded.

Oh.

My dad's a dick and he treats

my mom like crap

and, you know, they're probably

getting a divorce.

This morning I left and I didn't

tell them where I was going

and uh... now I might die

and I don't even know if they'll

really give a sh*t.

Whatever, man.

I mean, my parents

are divorced.

And who knows?

I mean, maybe...

maybe your dad'll get

an undead girlfriend

and you'll get to blow

her brains out, too.

Colin, what?

Well, I don't know,

I'm nervous!

And I talk too much

when I'm nervous.

Wait, so you lied to me?

I'm, like, your best friend

and I tell you the truth

about everything and... like

that time when I wiped my ass

with Dave's toothbrush

because he-

he cheated on magic.

I was just... trying to fit in,

I guess.

By pretending to be poor?

That is so weird, man.

It's... weird.

You know, your family,

it might look messed up

but you guys actually

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