Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Page #6
for three months.
That really stinks.
So, just out of curiosity,
who's gonna do the cartoon?
They're having tryouts, but
the important thing is Bryan gets better.
Absolutely.
GREG:
Bryan Little getting monowas destiny.
I draw cartoons all the time.
I'm gonna win this.
I decided to go ahead and forgive Rowley
for milking the broken hand so hard
and I told him
he could work on the cartoon with me.
So, I was thinking
we could do something like this!
Oops, I stepped in a puddle!
At least it's not an acid puddle.
Oy, oy, oy! It is an acid puddle!
Zoo-wee Mama!
Zoo-wee Mama!
It's the same joke every time.
Yeah! Zoo-wee Mama!
We can't just do the same thing
over and over.
We can if it's Zoo-wee Mama.
It has to be a little more sophisticated.
GREG:
(IMITATES CREIGHTON)I wonder what is in this cute little box.
GREG:
(IMITATES CREIGHTON'S FRIEND)It's not a box, it's a brick, you dumb moron.
GREG:
(IMITATES CREIGHTON)Oops! I've been trying to open it all day!
- Can he say, "Zoo-wee Mama"?
- No, it's not funny.
Well, I think it is. I like Zoo-wee Mama.
You know what? If you like it so much,
then why don't you go do it yourself?
Okay. I will.
See you.
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
Hey, I forgot my raincoat, so I'm gonna
need you to walk the kids home today.
I can't. I can't get my cast wet.
You can borrow my coat.
GIRL:
Where's Rowley?- He couldn't get his cast wet!
- He walks us better!
Oh, no.
Oh, my gosh! Space monsters!
They're going to eat us,
unless we can get into that hole!
Come on, people, move it!
Now, people! We're gonna get eaten!
Come on! Don't worry!
- Whoa!
- Go!
Hey!
Rowley Jefferson, is that you?
Yes, Mrs. Irvine!
Sorry, kids!
Are you going to eat us?
that Mrs. Cheznik is no longer contagious,
the cafeteria nachos bar will be closed
for the remainder of the week.
And now, what you've all been waiting for.
The faculty, Student Council
and editors have all met
and selected the new cartoonist
for the school paper.
And the winner is
"Zoo-wee Mama" by Rowley Jefferson!
(ALL CHEERING)
- What?
- That is funny!
BOY:
Great job!- Zoo-wee Mama!
- GREG:
I couldn't believe it!Am I the only one who gets comedy?
- Rowley, will you put me in your cartoon?
- Sure.
And me, too. I want to be the one
who says, "Zoo-wee Mama."
- You got it!
- Hey, Rowley, congratulations.
- Thanks.
- No problem.
You know, I read all the submissions
and yours was by far the best.
I read yours, too.
- BRYCE:
Hey, Rowley.- Hey, Bryce.
- Yeah, hey, Bryce.
- Hey, fella.
- It's like I'm famous! Isn't this great?
- Yeah.
Rowley Jefferson?
I need to see you in my office, now.
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
MR. WINSKY:
I just took a callfrom a Mrs. Irvine
about what happened
to the kindergarteners last week.
She was very upset. And so am I.
- What?
- You violated the sacred trust.
This...
This badge is supposed to mean
something, and you just spat on it.
I can barely even look at you.
- I really don't...
- Just save it.
You are officially suspended
from Safety Patrol.
And I expect a full apology
to the kindergarteners.
Yes, sir.
- Hey, what did he have to say?
- I'm kicked off.
I don't even know what he's talking about.
Rowley?
- What?
- Nothing.
You've been home for an hour
and haven't badgered me for any snacks.
Are you feeling okay?
Well, I'm kind of in a tough situation.
I know something
and if I tell the truth about it,
it could hurt somebody.
But if I don't, it could hurt somebody else.
Well, you have to trust your gut
and try to do the right thing,
because it's our choices
that make us who we are.
Okay.
GREG:
I was up all night,tossing and turning,
thinking about my mom's advice.
And I finally decided to do the right thing.
I'm sorry I terrorized you, children.
What?
I decided to let Rowley take one for the team.
But I'm not entirely sure that was the right call.
Hey, how's it going?
Well, I was pretty upset
about being suspended from Safety Patrol,
but then I just started drawing a bunch
of Zoo-wee Mamas and I felt better.
Look, I put you in this week's cartoon!
And you even get to say "Zoo-wee Mama!"
Wow! That's really... nice.
So listen.
It's kind of funny, you know,
the whole Safety Patrol thing.
Yeah?
Ready for the funny part?
Well, I'm the one who terrorized those kids!
What?
Yeah, and I think we can both learn
some valuable lessons from this.
Like, I should be more careful what I do
in front of Mrs. Irvine's house.
And you, well, you should be more careful
who you lend your coat to.
You know what, Greg?
You're not a good friend.
Whoa! How could you even say that?
I'm a great friend!
If you were a great friend,
you would have told Mr. Winsky the truth!
Okay, one thing.
- You can't get mad about just--
- You only care about yourself.
You hated my cartoon.
You made fun of my clothes,
you disrespected Joshie.
You broke my hand,
and you didn't even seem sorry!
That broken hand was the best thing
that ever happened to you!
Don't call me.
Don't come by my house.
We're done!
I thought the whole thing would blow over.
But Rowley was still giving me
the silent treatment.
- Even when I tried to make the first move.
- Yeah.
ROWLEY:
So, anyway, I was so angryat him, I didn't know what to say.
MR. WINSKY:
One of the kindergartenersfinally told their parents the whole story.
Greg? You're relieved of your Safety Patrol
duties, effective immediately.
Rowley,
for showing dignity under false suspicion,
I am promoting you
to team captain.
Now, that's a position that I held
for two years. I know you'll honor it.
(YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND
PLAYING)
Okay
You're supposed to be my friend
We're supposed to get along
Hey, you're supposed to be my friend
Hey, Rowley, my mom says it's okay
for me to sleep over tonight.
Awesome!
GREG:
The whole thing with Rowley is,I was willing to let bygones be bygones.
But then he made friends with Collin
just to mess with me.
As if I even care if he...
Well, you know what?
Two can play at that game.
There's no going back, Sergeant.
I need to board the helicopter.
Do you have my back?
I will always have your back, Captain.
Yeah, maybe I'll meet up with some friends
Yeah, maybe I'll meet up with some dogs
'Cause you're supposed to be
You're supposed to be
Supposed to be my friend
You're supposed to be my friend now
- Hey.
- Hey, Greg Heffley.
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