Divorce Invitation Page #7
I never, ever thought we'd be able
to retire, but if this works out,
maybe we can. Or at least
cut back on our hours.
Retire? Oh, sweetheart.
We're not gonna retire.
We're just gonna begin to live.
- I got to go.
- Okay. I'll see you at home.
I'll show them the rest.
- All right, let's see.
- He did this all himself.
Sorry.
- Didn't mean to wake you up.
- I wasn't sleeping.
I was at the office with Scott,
and then we went to dinner, and...
It's okay. Come on in.
I read your e-mail.
I'm sorry. Okay? I...
I wouldn't have sent it if I
had known... the news earlier.
So, you would have continued to
cheat on your wife? For how long?
No. No, no. I... I don't mean that.
I just mean I would've waited
for the... the right time.
The right time.
And when would that be?
Dylan, I am sorry. Okay?
It's just I'm kind of
in a corner right now.
She wants to leave by Christmas,
and she wanted an answer before then.
Oh. Oh, she does, does she?
Okay. Well, at first, I was upset.
After I calmed myself down a bit,
I tried to be objective...
Tried to understand where
you were coming from.
Thank you.
And I've come to a decision.
The answer is no.
- What?
- You heard me. No.
W-what do you mean "No"?
- No to what?
- To a divorce. No.
I understand where
you're coming from.
Okay, knowing what we know now,
it right away, obviously.
No. Not by tomorrow, not by Christmas,
not by any deadline she may give you.
I'm not signing divorce papers
for you ever in my life, period.
Good night.
So, you have to go by Christmas?
Look, I understand
your dilemma, Mike.
Just let me go. Be with her.
I'm not gonna force
you into anything.
And don't worry. I'm not gonna
back out of the franchise deal.
That's not what I'm worried about.
She's pregnant.
Congratulations.
That's exciting.
I hope your baby gets those
beautiful long eyelashes.
I wasn't ready for this.
I don't want to lose you again, Alex.
Okay.
I can wait.
How long do you think?
I'm afraid it may never happen.
Okay.
It's all right, Mike.
I just want you to be happy.
- It's all right.
- No, it's not me.
She said no... no to the divorce...
not now, not ever.
Oh, my gosh. She sounds
like just like my ex-husband.
He never wanted to let me go, either.
That bloodsucking leech.
Should've known better than
to sign that prenup. So stupid.
Never sign a prenuptial agreement
without reading it carefully.
There are so many snakes
to bite you on the ass
that the devil's
pitchfork up the wazoo
is gonna come as a welcome
relief by comparison.
Scott, how could you not let
me read this f***ing bible?
I would've done it for free!
And you! You...
How do you sign this thing
without giving it to me first?
All right. All right. Here we go.
Here we go, okay. Here is
the clause that's the killer.
If you ask for a divorce, you have to
arrange a formal divorce ceremony.
Such ceremony must consist of the guests
attended the wedding in the first place.
It has to take place in
the same wedding venue.
The couple will wear the same
attire from their wedding day,
and only then is she legally bound
to sign your divorce application.
On top of that, you also have the burden of
explaining your reasons for your divorce.
The ceremony will be followed
by a lavish dinner and dancing,
which will be paid for... by you.
In short, she's a genius.
She's got you by the balls.
You're f***ed.
Welcome to the club.
Although I have some good news.
There's a 10 percent discount
on the people attending.
Good luck, buddy!
Bastard. Con man.
He pulled the "I'll be Jewish"
wool over our eyes.
You mean your eyes. I told you
it wasn't a proper conversion.
Why would you let that
bastard live in your place?
- Why don't you kick him out?
- Grandpa! How does that help me?
At least I'll have somebody to
call 911 in case, god forbid,
something happens to me
in the middle of the night.
Well, you move in with us.
We'll take care of you.
Why should you?
It's his responsibility, too.
You know, nowadays they say,
"We are pregnant."
Why should he have the easy
way out? Let him do his share.
Having a baby is a bliss. He doesn't
deserve to be any part of it.
If I were you,
I would kick him so far away
that even his shadow
couldn't touch that baby.
Enough!
25 years ago, you chased Delilah's
father away with the same attitude,
and what was the result? He never
even showed up for Rachel's funeral.
And who suffered the most?
Delilah.
This child has never even seen
her father in her entire life.
I'm so sorry to bring
this up now, honey.
This is not our decision to make.
It's Mike. Wait, wait, please.
Let me talk to him now.
- Hey, grandpa Paul.
- Hi.
- I'm assuming Dylan told you.
- Yes, she told us.
I just want to say I have the
highest regard for you and Elaine.
wonderful woman.
I truly love her. I really do.
It's just, you know, sometimes fate
kind of plays tricks on you, and...
I never thought I'd run into Alex
again in the rest of my life, but...
I did, and unfortunately, it just kind of...
happened at the wrong time.
What do you want from me?
Dylan is not really of a sound
mind to listen to me, so...
I was wondering if you could talk to
her and get her to sign these papers.
If you do, we can just avoid
the whole prenup and just...
Move on.
My granddaughter never
cared for my advice,
even when she was choosing a spouse.
But don't be discouraged.
I'll do my very best to help
you out with your divorce.
Living together after this
isn't good for anyone. Wait.
And, you know, I will do my
best to work on the franchise.
Oh. Is this the prenup?
I already have a copy.
No, it's the guest list
from your wedding.
- I thought you said you were gonna help me.
- I just did.
I'm now officially butting
out of your lives. Good luck.
Honey, you're going about
this all the wrong way.
Stop thinking of this as just your
divorce and start thinking of this as a...
celebration of our lives together.
Start having fun
with it, and if you do,
then the guests will be more likely
How many divorces will ever
have this kind of an opportunity?
Good luck.
Every day, every hour you're on the road.
It's a carmaggeddon for you, dick.
- Don't call him that near my school, mom!
- Be quiet. Mommy and daddy are talking.
It doesn't mean you can
take away my day with him.
No?
No.
This is hilarious!
Oh, you got to accept
this funny gift.
Hi. Come to my divorce.
You are coming to my divorce.
Divorce ceremony.
Henley's only, okay?
What the f***? Who the f*** are you?
Some high-school friend?
Some college roommate?
- Who the f*** is this, Brad?
- Honey, I have no idea.
I swear to god, I don't even
know who this idiot is.
Brad, it's me... Mike Christian.
I'm Dylan Lipnick's husband.
Oh! Oh, yeah!
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