Do Not Disturb Page #3

Could you still leave a pal

high and dry

or do you have a code of ethics now?

I will do it.

You will?

So will .

- Yeah?

- Yeah, you bet.

We shouldn't do it as a challenge

or 'cause we feel obliged to.

We'll do it for art's sake!

It may be crazy,

but it's a great idea!

Right! We're pushing back

the limits of art!

- Will you tell your wife?

- Sure.

How do you think she'll react?

Can't know what she'll say,

but I'll explain it to her.

If it's a problem, won't do it.

But think she'll be OK with it,

'cause she trusts me.

That's marriage.

You don't believe me?

You're the one freaking out.

You don't have to do it.

Tell Anna and let me know.

If she's OK, I'm OK.

Leave Anna out of this.

I'll deal with her.

So are we on?

We're on.

OK, we're on.

- Seriously?

- Do look like I'm joking?

We're on.

- Tomorrow night?

- Tomorrow night, yeah.

You can still back out.

I'm not backing out.

I'm gonna bareback you!

I'll be there.

Me too.

Sorry about last night.

It's my fault.

Agree, it was stupid.

Sometimes you're stupid,

then get stupid too.

Was stupid this morning

whereas you're more stupid

in the evening!

Love you.

Me too.

Need to tell you something.

Let the cat out of the bag...

Or the duck.

Or the duck, right

Talking of Jeff...

want everything.

Me too.

He's lost, you know.

I watched him last night...

It's touching how he wants

his life to have meaning.

The good news is, he met people

over there. They hit it off.

They take part in an art festival.

They've asked him to join them.

And he's totally into it!

I'm not sure...

He asked me to help him.

Yeah, sure.

What festival is it?

It sounds kinda weird.

It's a festival,

an anal... annual festival.

They do art films that are...

a bit...

A bit what?

Dunno. They make films,

then destroy them!

Hump?

What?

- The festival?

- You know Hump?

It's a porn film festival.

Is it?

Yes, it is.

Maybe. Don't jump down my throat

It's mainly artsy.

Yeah, it promotes porn's artistic

aspect rather than its mundane one!

Right.

They're skin flicks.

- Whatsit you do?

- Lend a hand.

I'll make coffee and sandwiches...

I'll help him.

He's motivated for once.

They're doing it tomorrow.

want to help a pal. It'd be cool.

Can't help out a pal?

Sure you can.

How do you know Hump?

Oh, right!

Well played, girls!

Team spirit!

No problem.

Can handle it.

You can even call your girlfriends.

Yeah, you too.

What the f***'s that for?

Depends...

Opinions differ.

You scared?

Don't freak out. It doesn't bite!

You could've said

it was a costume ball.

Common, relax.

How'll you cope with a real one?

A hot one moving up and down

behind you!

Well, thought

we could do something more natural.

That's not

what we had planned, sweetie.

Sorry.

Suggest that for tonight,

we use my tool.

If all parties aren't satisfied,

we can try

to introduce the...

No reason

for one cock to drive away another.

OK, no problemo.

Could stay and watch and jerk off.

You want a hetero trip?

Two girls for you,

and you control the joystick?

Can't we play with you a bit?

Feel threatened?

Don't be.

Don't want

to get between the two of you.

I'm very disappointed.

You're not the only one.

Guess I'm just too...

conventional for you.

Muchachas!

Adios, amigo.

We're finishing up dinner.

Let's go out for a drink.

It's cool. A drink is cool.

- We don't have to...

- Give me the phone.

Give me the phone!

Hi, Jeff. And you?

Why don't we grab a drink together?

We can't leave you alone.

It's no trouble. Where are you?

Great, know a bar there.

What?

I'm just looking at you.

We'll never find a parking space.

Let me out. You're a pain.

You're abandoning me?

I'm not abandoning you.

- See you in a sec.

- OK. See you.

Did you have a nice evening?

Yes, very nice.

How about you?

Don't know... strange.

Whatsit you have?

The same as you.

Was the poet,

he was the illustrator.

And he dumped me

for an unpaid apprenticeship.

That idiot!

He had talent.

But he didn't believe in himself.

So he blew off the trip

we'd been planning for ages.

We named ourselves

after the famous road adventurers...

Kerouac... Easy Rider.

Went alone,

but it amounted to nothing.

Never graduated.

And hold your husband responsible.

- That idiot.

- What's he doing anyway?

- A valet parking apprenticeship.

- Unpaid!

Unpaid.

You're a cool chick.

Thank you for the compliment.

That's not what meant.

What meant was that

I'm a big fat stubborn moron.

That's what meant.

Know. know look kind of...

- But at the same time...

- Yes?

He was right.

You can't judge a guy

by his pleated pants,

his pedometer and his wife.

A pedometer is very sexy.

You dig that kind of stuff?

We'll use it tomorrow.

- Really?

- Yeah. We have it all planned out.

Yeah, he told me.

wanted to ask you... I'm curious.

Hump!

want to hear all about it.

You know Hump?

I'm blown away by your open mind.

Sh*t!

Do really look that uptight?

- He told you about our project?

- Of course.

Kind of weird, huh?

But since you're cool with it...

Well?

Only guys like you and Ben

could go through with it.

It's just one night.

It won't change your relationship.

Our relationship?

The film is

of you and Ben sleeping together?

Totally wild, huh?

Hump, hump, hump!

Anna, what's wrong?

What's going on?

What did you do?

You said you'd tell her.

She said she knew...

Shut up, both of you!

- You told her?

- Didn't you tell her?

- "You told her?

- was going to.

Wanted to tell you earlier.

This wasn't the plan.

Everything got off to a bad start.

You freaked out at the word "porn."

freaked out?

Don't believe it!

My guy is going to make

a skin flick tomorrow

with his pal!

Please, calm down.

What's going on in your head?

Calm down. Take a deep breath.

Can we get my car?

We talk here and now.

Why are you doing this?

Don't know.

Ever since art school,

we said we'd do something together.

"Something"?

Anna, please!

- Listen!

- Go away.

- Wait.

- Go away!

I'm sorry.

Good evening, ma'am.

Ticket control.

Your ticket, please.

Don't know where ...

Do you have a piece of ID?

A piece of ID?

My name, my sex,

my distinguishing marks.

You think that sums up

my true identity?

You don't care.

No-one cares.

No-one ever knows anyone.

Listen here, Mrs...

That's right, "Mrs."!

Mrs. Ben Azuelos!

From the "Ben and Jeff comedy act.

They horse around and wrestle

like they were 14 years old.

Know how this will end.

Their totally wild" thing.

Thought knew the man

was living with.

And suddenly...

his best friend opens my eyes.

They never admitted it,

but it's coming out now.

It's not just about f***ing.

It's much deeper,

much sicker than that.

Mrs. Azuelos...

Mrs. Azuelos...

Good evening.

Can tell you something

I've never told anyone?

Was 18 when came to Paris.

Had no friends,

so rented lots of films.

The guy at the video shop suggested

some documentary on architecture.

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