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Jamie Marks Is Dead
Carter Smith
2014		Mooney! Where you at, Mooney? Mooney! Mooney! Hey, don't drop your wad, you get spied on in the shower. Do it. Just do whatever faggy shit yo...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Shaun Of The Dead
Simon Pegg
2004		Last orders, please. - Shaun. - Yeah? - Do you see what I'm saying? - Yeah, totally. I know he's your best friend but you do live w...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie
Phil Vischer
2008		Prince Alexander: HA HA! Prince Alexander: Stand firm, men, for the King and Monteria! (YELLS) Back to the sea, dog! (GRUNTING) Pirate: Prince Al...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Better Off Dead...
Savage Steve Holland
1985		Get... Get... Up! You missed! You missed this time, you little menace! I beat you! Morning. Honey, you're getting all upset over nothing. ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Dead and Gone
Harry Shannon
2008		# He was a man # # Who loved as hard as he drank... # Our favorite tune, precious. Our very own little baby-making song. I have to do this, M...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Carl Reiner
1982		1 It was a quiet day at the Rigby Reardon Detective Agency. I had a hangover, and business was so slow I was rereading old newspapers. I was e...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Land of the Dead
George A. Romero
2005		... dead people... ... the recently departed... Unburied human corpses are returning to life... and feeding on the living. Stay inside. Do no...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Night of the Living Dead
John A. Russo
1968		They ought to make the day the time changes the first day of summer. What? Well, it's eight o'clock and it's still light. A lot of good the e...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The Damned Don't Cry
Harold Medford
1950		Well, they finally got him. Had to happen sooner or later. He just got it sooner. - I'll phone the sergeant. - Right. "The body of the notorio...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Ted Elliott
2006		Will! - Why is this happening? - I don't know. You look beautiful. It's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding. Make way!...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End
Turi Meyer
2007		Hello? It's dead out here, and I'm hating you about now. - What kind of agent are you? - You'll find the road. Kimberly, look, it's 4:00 a. m....Rate it:

(4.25 / 4 votes)
Love Don't Cost a Thing
Troy Byer
2003		-Be sure to lock the door. -l'll lock it. Hi, there. Go on in. -Hi, Ms. Morgan. -Oh, Alvin. l should have called you. The kids are having a pa...Rate it:

(4.17 / 6 votes)
Dead Poets Society
Tom Schulman
1989		INT WELTON ACADAMY DINING HALL - DAY - VARIOUS SHOTS 1 CREDITS ROLL On the left is a life-sized mural depicting a group of young scho...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Doctor who the unquiet dead
Mark Gatiss
2005		[Chapel of Rest] (A small altar with a cross on it flanked by a pair of candles. The rest of the room is also candle-lit and there are arum lilies ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead
Joe Cross
2010		What I wanna buy is some celery. Ah, you got the tomatoes? Yeah, I got the tomatoes. How many do you want? They're two for a dollar. Ah good, ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
The Dead Room
Kevin Stevens
2015		Well, the house is a dump. What an amazing view. Oh. We'll, we won't need that. No, we're not on the grid. There's a generator. -Okay. Anyth...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Don
Salim Khan
2006		Keep it. ls the Cocaine in the case? No TJ. l'm here to give you my birthday card. Where is my money? Right here. Here's your full and final...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Don Juan Demarco
Lord Byron
1994		My name is Don Juan DeMarco. I am the son of the great swordsman... ...Antonio Garibaldi DeMarco... ...who was tragically killed|defending the h...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Bringing Out the Dead
Paul Schrader
1999		After World War One it was called Shell Shock. After World War Two it was called Battle Fatigue. After Vi...Rate it:

(3.50 / 4 votes)
Dead Town
imad chelloufi
2024		SEASON 01 - EPISODE 01 Curse of the Heart EXT.DARK-WOODS-NIGHT. Night ,has fallen. The sky is as dark as ink, with the moon barely visible behind ...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
Helicopter Mom
Duke Tran
2014		3, 2, 1. Well, I'm just paying attention to you. I am not hovering. Okay. You're always gonna be my baby. Let's go. I'm not ready. H-how can...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Adam Sandler
2008		You don't mess with the Zohan! Come disco. No, no, no. I no disco, I make the fish. Danny, come on, go disco. Oh, okay. Disco! Danny, that lo...Rate it:

(3.33 / 3 votes)
God's Not Dead
Hunter Dennis
2014		1 It wasn't enough No, it's not enough So just let it go J" But the angels, they brought you And they're gonna hold you up They see the fe...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Jeff Nathanson
2017		Father's Curse. DEAD or ALIVE. THE FLYING DUTCHMAN - Father. - Henry. What have you done? - I said I'd find you. - Look at me, son. - I don'...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)

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