Dorfman Page #4
SORRY.
WHAT THEY HELL:
(WHISPERS)
TURN AROUND. TURN AROUND.
JUST STOP. GOD, WHY DOES
EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE SO HARD?
TRY THIS. IT'S DELICIOUS.
HAPPY NOW?
DANCING ON THE CEILING.
-TASTES GOOD.
-GOOD.
BUT I WOULDN'T MIND A SANDWICH.
YOU SURE IT'S SAFE?
YEAH, IT'S JUST THE CITY, POP.
WHO'S THAT? THE MAYOR?
LOOK. OK. YOU CAN'T SHOW
ANY FEAR DOWN HERE. RIGHT?
YOU JUST HAVE:
TO ASSUME BADASS ATTITUDE.
LET'S HOPE THEY DON'T SEE
THE URINE RUNNING DOWN MY LEG.
ALL RIGHT. WE'RE ALMOST HOME.
HOME HAS A KITCHEN
THAT'S NOT IN THE LIVING ROOM.
YOU CAN SURVIVE FOUR MORE DAYS.
I CAN'T SURVIVE
FOR FOUR MORE SECONDS.
MOVE! YOU'RE NO THE ONLY ONE WALKING DOWN HERE,
YES, ADMITTEDLY,
BUT, HEY, MAYBE A LITTLE SCARY
("VOCAL CHORDS"
DEBORAH.
OH, GOD.
YOU KNOW, NOBODY CALLS ME THAT.
BETTER THAN COOKIE.
SORRY. SOMETIMES I JUST...
HAVE NO FILTER.
WHAT ARE YOU EMBARRASSED
TO BE READING?
NOTHING.
PROVE IT.
ALL RIGHT. YES, IT'S TRUE.
I'M A CLOSET ROMANTIC.
I'M--YEAH, NOPE, YEAH--
IN YOUR SLEEP.
SO, NEW LOOK.
YEAH. I'M JUST, YOU KNOW,
TRYING IT OUT.
(SIGHS)
-LATE TO WORK?
-YEAH.
THEN DON'T.
WHAT'S AMAZING IS
THIS ONLY HAS 150 CALORIES.
HMM. SATISFY JAY'S SWEET TOOTH.
SHE SEEMS FRIENDLY.
I KNOW HER.
SHOCKING.
I PRESUME.
WHAT IS WITH YOU AND THIS, LIKE,
REVOLVING DOOR OF HOTTIES?
YOU EVER HAD SERIOUS GIRLFRIEND?
HEARTBREAK?
(WOMAN SPEAKING SPANISH)
COME ON.
VERY, VERY GOOD.
OK.
(WOMAN SPEAKING SPANISH)
FOR YOUR HUSBAND.
-BIG CUCHARA.
-OH.
IF I HAD A HUSBAND,
HE WOULD DEFINITELY
WANT A BIG CUCHARA.
BUT I DON'T. SO...
-AHH.
-NO HUSBAND.
-SORRY.
-THAT'S OK.
FOR MY DAD.
VERY GOOD. TODAY ONLY.
A DOZEN OF RED SOCKS FOR 1.99.
OH, THAT'S A GOOD DEAL.
HE'S A WIDOWER.
BUT TODAY ONLY, SENORITA, 5.99.
-BEAUTIFUL, HUH?
-OH, YEAH.
OK. DEAL. SOLD.
ALL RIGHT! WHOO! VERY GOOD.
OK. HEY, COOKIE.
DON'T SAY
OK. AHEM.
WE SHOULD GO.
-GRACIAS. ADIOS.
-ADIOS, HANDSOME.
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
WHAT?
SHABU-SHABU LAST NIGHT.
NOT REALLY. I MEAN,
OH, GOD. I'M SO SORRY.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
-YEAH.
-LUCKY.
THE ONLY PERSON WHO EVER GOT ME.
I MEAN, NOT THAT SHE THOUGH I WAS PERFECT.
SHE WAS ALWAYS ON ME ABOU EVERYTHING--MY HAIR, MY WEIGHT.
SHE'D BE LIKE,
DEBORAH.
GET MARRIED,
I USED TO HATE I WHEN SHE WOULD NUDGE ME.
BUT NOW IT'S LIKE...
I EVEN MISS THAT.
I MISS EVERYTHING.
OH.
SORRY. SORRY.
DEBORAH,
STOP APOLOGIZING FOR BEING YOU.
I DO THAT.
YOU SAY "I'M SORRY"
OH...SORRY.
HEH. SEE.
YEAH.
-GOT IT.
(PHONE RINGS)
OH.
HI, DANIEL. I'M SORRY.
OH, SORRY.
I'M GOING CRAZY.
ARE YOU OK?
DO YOU WANT TO COME TO THE LOFT?
NO, NO, NO. POP CAN'T KNOW.
OK. MEET ME AT PERSHING SQUARE
BY THE FOUNTAIN.
THANKS, DEB.
(PHONE RINGS)
JAY:
I DON'T KNOWIF I CAN DO THIS.
-JAY.
-THEY SAID "KABUL" SO I JUMPED.
EMBEDDED WITH THE TROOPS HERE.
BUT NOT ME.
-LISTEN--
WEAVING BUSINESS
THEY'RE TEACHING ME
I WATERBOARD MYSELF.
I DON'T WEAVE.
JAY, OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE THE BES REPORTER THAT THEY HAVE.
AND YOU WEAVE WITH THOSE WIDOWS
AND SHOW US HOW:
THEY'RE NOT ONLY SURVIVING
BUT THEY'RE THRIVING
IN THAT WORLD.
DEB,
YOU'RE RIGHT. THANK YOU.
HEY, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
I DON'T HAVE ONE. WHY?
NO REASON.
I MEAN, IT'S A SURPRISE.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, I'LL SEE YOU SATURDAY.
BYE.
(CLOSES PHONE)
-CHANGE!
-OH!
-GOD!
-CHANGE!
ASK NICELY.
YOU'RE SCARING PEOPLE.
CHANGE?
-HEY.
-HEY.
-WHAT'S GOING ON?
WELL, GOOD. YOU KNOW,
A LITTLE FUN.
OH...GOD, DANIEL!
HOW COULD YOU?
DOES LEEANN KNOW?
A BIG PROBLEM.
ALL NIGHT.
THAT'S AWESOME.
WHAT'S MY BIG PROBLEM?
YOU'RE A SEX ADDICT?
I'M A SEX ADDICT?!
DON'T WORRY.
BECAUSE I TOLD LEEANN
THAT I CONVINCED YOU
TO GO TO THE 12-STEP MEETINGS.
NOW, LEEANN'S GOING TO CALL YOU.
-NO WAY. NO WAY.
-DEB.
YOU CROSSED THE LINE THIS TIME,
DANIEL. I MEAN IT.
DEB, PLEASE, I SWEAR
AND I WILL NEVER,
EVER CHEAT AGAIN.
I DON'T WANT ANY PART OF THIS.
OK. OK. OK. OK.
-STOP BRIBING ME.
(PHONE RINGS)
IT'S LEEANN.
I CAN'T BREATHE.
HEY, LEEANN.
YEAH. NO, NO, NO. HE--WE--
YES, HE WAS WITH ME LAST NIGHT.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
HE TOLD YOU I HAVE A SECRET LIFE
POP:
KOBE BRYAN SHOOTS AND SCORES.AND THE LAKERS WIN IN OVERTIME.
BOY, DID YOU MISS A GREAT GAME.
AND FOR WHAT? TO PAINT A WALL?
WE'RE NOT PEOPLE
WHO PAINT WALLS.
WE HIRE PAINTERS TO PAINT WALLS.
IT'S FUN, POP. YOU WAN TO GRAB A BRUSH, JUMP IN?
WITH GLOBAL WARMING.
YOU KNOW,
WHICH ONE OF THESE
DO YOU THINK MATCHES HIS EYES?
OH!
LOOK, POP.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
IT'S THE KEY TO MY HEART, BABE.
-IT'S FOR PUTTING UP WITH POP.
-IT'S BEAUTIFUL, BABE.
BUT WE'LL GET THERE.
(SIGHS) LET'S SEE.
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