Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods Page #3

Goku couldn't leave well

enough alone, and was easily beaten.

He was what?! Kakarrot?!

Super Saiyan 3 Goku was left

barely breathing after just two blows.

Just two blows, you say?

I'm begging you.

The fate of the earth rests with you.

That really was awesome.

Imagine, there being someone like that...

I warned you, over and over!

Just be grateful you weren't killed!

To get any stronger,

there ain't no choice but to

merge with Vegeta, is there? No...

...even at that, I doubt I could beat him.

Let's hope the people on

earth don't do anything foolish.

He said something about

"Super Saiyan God," didn't he?

Is that something I can

arrive at with training?

Or is it the name of a Saiyan

called "God"? Is there another...?

A senzu bean?

I'm better!

Kaio-sama, we have to

let everyone on earth know!

I've already told Vegeta.

He's the one most likely

to step over the line, after all.

Things ain't looking good.

I'd better get back to earth right away.

Or maybe I should train a bit first.

You're finally here, huh, Vegeta?

Oh, and why are you

wearing your combat gear

to your own wife's birthday party?

What's wrong? You seem unusually blue.

A-ha, could it be that you're in shock over

your beloved wife turning another year older?

It sure is nice for you Saiyans,

not having to grow older.

Silence!

What do you mean, "silence"?! Hmph!

What is this? I've got

a knot in my stomach.

Is the great Vegeta-sama

trembling with fear?

What is with you?

Beers the Destroyer...

Without a doubt, I know

I've met him somewhere before...

Hey, Prince Vegeta, right?

You're all grown up now, aren't you?

It looks like this "Ki" that you

all use doesn't work on deities.

Ah, yes, well...

Something's come over Vegeta.

Do you remember me now?

I remember!

When we previously met,

you were still just a little boy, huh?

Don't you remember? Your

father, King Vegeta,

put on quite a spread for me.

The Destroyer, Beers...

...-sama...

What Kaio said was no exaggeration.

This guy is trouble.

He's way beyond trouble!

It looks to me like you're up

to something enjoyable here.

What's more, I smell something very good.

A-Ah, this? My wife is

having a birthday party.

Your wife? Well, I'll have

to go pay my respects.

Beers-sama...

Oh, right. The point of my visit...

Have you ever heard the

term "Super Saiyan God"?

Super Saiyan God?

You don't know it, then?

Are you sure your premonition wasn't wrong?

I'm never wrong!

But you are, quite often.

I'm starting to get annoyed.

Oh, Vegeta, the man who

tells his wife to be silent...

Who have we here?

O-Oh, th-this is...

...Beers-san and...

The name is Whis.

Oh, friends of yours?

Hello. I'm Bulma, Vegeta's...

...beautiful wife.

...Hello, Bulma-san.

...Hello, Bulma-san.

Oh, my! For being friends of yours,

they have fine manners.

But you don't appear to be from earth.

You're aliens, right? Aliens?

Th-That's enough!

We just happened to drop by earth,

and spotted Vegeta-kun here.

Sightseeing? If you'd like,

why not come party with us, first?

You're quite welcome.

H-Hey!

Well, I do hate to intrude...

...but the truth is, I spotted some of the most

delicious-looking food when I first got here.

Go ahead, go ahead.

C-Come, let's go down there.

Hey! You there, the cat monster!

How'd you like a match with me?

A match?

Th-That idiot!

I'm pretty good!

Oh, Dad, you're embarrassing us!

I apologize for his rudeness.

Where are the Dragon Balls?!

You idiots! If you make any

loud noises, they'll hear us!

R-Right!

All right...

This house is ridiculously huge,

for crying out loud!

Pesky fools!

We' re sorry.

Sheesh!

Just where are the Dragon Balls, anyway?

All seven of them are

supposed to be together here.

I don't know why I can't

get my wish granted,

but right now, we're in luck!

My next goal is to be hugely wealthy!

Huh?

L-it's not world domination?

Getting a great deal of money comes first.

I've had enough of living the poor life.

We couldn't even get

hired for part-time work

in these child-like

bodies we have, you know!

...Y-Yes...

...Well...

I am Great King Pilaf!

Earlier, when we were

finally about to get Shen Long

to grant our wish, Pilaf-sama,

you said "Make us young again!"

Y-Yeah, but...

...there's no point in dominating

the world when we're old,

if we're going to drop dead right away.

Maybe so, but we're too young like this!

It was a relief for me.

My life has been greatly

extended, in dog years.

Stop your griping and hurry up

and find the Dragon Balls!

And if worse comes to worst,

let's just grab anything of value!

...Yes, Sir!

...Yes, Sir!

Okay!

"Prizes"

O-Over here...

What is it?

"Bingo Tournament Prizes-Keep Out!"

You don't suppose...

...all of these...

...are prizes?!

That castle is a prize!

...Wow!

...Damn it, what a ritzy bunch!

I'll spray graffiti on them!

"Stupid"

Take that! And that! And that!

I.

That's quite sordid.

...Come on!

...Let's hurry!

Yeah! The Dragon Balls must be

hidden here someplace! Find them!

...Yes, sir!

...Yes, sir!

You don't think they're

inside the castle, do you?

Pilaf-sama!

Did you find them?!

The participation prize is a

ten-year assortment of fine hams!

Get two or three boxes!

Yahoo!

The second-place prize is...

What a ridiculously huge diamond!

Be sure to take it!

But if this is the second-place prize...

First-place must be...

We sure found them easily enough.

Pilaf-sama!

Th-There really are all seven of them here!

...Yahoo! Yahoo!

...Banzai! Banzai!

Pilaf-sama, let's get our

wish granted right now!

You fool!

If we summon Shen Long in here,

the ceiling will collapse on us!

Hey, you guys!

What are you doing in there?

W-We're friends of the boy who lives here.

Huh? My friends?

Y-You're the boy who lives here?!

That monkey is talking!

...Mon...

...Mon...

Who are you calling a monkey?!

I am Great King Pilaf!

We came here to burgle the place!

What's the big idea, giving

them your real name?

Hey, Goten! Come over here and

see this! There's a funny monkey!

I'm not a monkey!

Hmm?

Hey, boy! Be quiet! Do

you want to get hurt?!

What?

Look.

Th-That distinctive hairstyle...

It looks extremely familiar...

Those blank eyes that

reveal such innocence!

They look extremely familiar...

H-He's that...

"Genuine great ape!

Clear out!

Right!

You can have this.

Pilaf-sama! Wait for me!

Wow, that really was one

strange monkey and dog, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Hey, who was that girl who gave

you the pretty rock as a present?

Is she your friend, Trunks-kun?

She's... my girlfriend.

What do you think? Amazing, huh?

You mean, you're going out with her?

W-Well, yeah. We've even held hands.

That's amazing!

Y-Yeah, I guess.

Amazing.

Damn! What is he doing here?!

He's still a child, too!

And thanks to him, we didn't

get the Dragon Balls, did we?!

What?! You're creeping me out!

Prepare to feast your eyes... on this!

I used the diamond to distract their gaze.

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