Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods Page #4

They haven't realized that the

Si Xing Qiu ball has been stolen.

You've outdone yourself, Mai!

Yes!

Just a minute! We can't grant

our wish with just one of them.

Don't you worry about that, Pilaf-sama.

We'll say, "if you want this back,

hand over one million zeni,"

and demand their money!

Oh, I get it!

Mai, you're a genius! You big-time rascal!

Oh, no, not as much as you are, Pilaf-sama.

But that diamond was worth

more than ten billion zeni, wasn't it?

U-Um...

Y-You idiot! That huge

amount of money just means

that much more stress, doesn't it?

Y-Yeah! If we get so

nervous that we pee our pants,

are you offering to wash them for us?!

Huh?

Eh?

Ahem...

I'm not so sure about that example.

It seemed to be a little bit off-color.

I beg your pardon.

Hmm? Isn't that...?!

It's him! What is he saying?!

That girl over there is

your girlfriend, Trunks?

I don't know who you take after,

but you're quite the stud,

aren't you? Nice going!

Amazing, huh?

Y-Yeah, I guess.

Call her over here for me.

Yo'.!

My good lad! You just flew

through the air to get here!

Never mind about that, I...

...was trying to act cool, and

said that you were my girlfriend.

You said I was...?

N you'.!

Then, me?

Why would I?! This girl here!

Who, me?! Me, with a

little boy like you...?

You're a little girl, yourself, aren't you?

Oh, right.

I hate to ask, but pretend

to be my girlfriend for a while.

P-Pretend to be your girlfriend?

What do I have to do?

Well, we hold hands... and stuff...

H-Hands?!

The children these days are so depraved!

You're free to eat all

the food you want, too.

Food?!

And there's a bingo tournament, too!

Absolutely!

Come on!

Just a moment.

Pilaf-sama, I know he is a child,

but holding hands with a boy

on the very same day

I met him is something I can't...

You're actually more than

old enough for this, aren't you?

Pilaf-sama, there are some things

you can say, and some you can't!

Do it, Mai! For the food and

the bingo tournament! As well as...

...the Dragon Balls it comes with.

I've seen that older

lady somewhere before...

I-it was back then!

Yes, that is her, all right!

That kid earlier and the one

who was with them back then...

I'm getting nothing but

bad feelings about this!

Come on, let's go.

R-Right!

These "takoyaki" balls are fascinating.

They are quite delicious.

Both the sauce flavor and

soy sauce flavors are fantastic.

So your name is Mai-chan?

Mai-chan, how old are you?

You shouldn't tease the grown-ups!

Ka...

...ha...

Please don't wreck anything else.

Hal!

This is crazy!

It's no use. I can't beat

the Destroyer like this.

Beers-sama was much, much stronger.

Hey, Kaio-sama!

It looks like a quick bit of

training ain't gonna be enough

to reach this Super Saiyan God thing.

I have to admit, I'm not seeing

any sign of this Super Saiyan God.

I was kind of looking forward to it.

From what I hear, as far as the Saiyans go,

aside from Son Goku and Vegeta,

the others are all half-earthling.

And two of them are still just children.

Okay, next up is everyone's

favorite, the bingo tournament!

While the castle and the

airplane are both terrific prizes,

the main attraction has to be...

Look at this! All seven

Dragon Balls together!

If you win, you can have

whatever wish you want granted!

Oh? Those balls are a lot like

Planet Namek's wish orbs, huh?

...Earth's Kami does appear to be a

Namekian, after all... All right!

As I recall, a dragon

appears from the wish orbs,

and grants any wish they want, right?

H-Hey, just a minute!

Aren't you one Dragon Ball short?

The Si Xing Qiu ball is gone!

No way! They were all

there a little while ago!

Hey, are you leaving already?

Mai-chan, tell me what

your cell phone number is!

I don't have anything so fancy!

Hold on!

You idiot!

O-Oh, no, I fell into their trap.

You're the one who cried out, you know.

At this point, there's little choice left.

Damn it!

P-Pilaf-sama!

H-Hey, all of you! If you

don't want this kid to get killed,

you'll hand over one million zeni!

Well, 100,000 zeni will be okay, too.

Wh-What's so funny? I really will kill him!

That child says she will kill him,

yet the others are laughing.

Maybe they need some punishment.

N-No! That girl is apparently

my son's girlfriend, after all!

This is just a silly game.

I really, really, really mean it!

U-Um, Mai-chan...

No talking, hostage!

Your chest is touching me.

Oh, this is an entertaining

side show, isn't it?

All right, I'll play along!

You adorable little villains!

The Great Saiyaman does

not stand for bad guys!

...Yeah! Yeah!

...Way to go!

Seems fishy. By any chance,

is that the Super Saiyan God?

P-Please, do not get the wrong idea!

That is just Kakarrot's son,

dressed up in a disguise!

Young lady, go ahead and try to shoot me!

Th-That's crazy!

S-Stay back!

It really is okay for you to shoot me.

I think that will liven

things up a bit more.

I know! While you're at it,

shoot all your bullets at once at me!

Mm-hmm, that will be great!

A-All of them?

It's no problem.

He can deflect all of them away.

But don't shoot at my feet or anything.

Let's keep it simple.

Aim right for the face, okay?

Okay, villains! Shoot as much as you like!

Okay, but you asked for it!

How do you like that, you villains?!

Do you now realize the

power of the Great Saiyaman?!

That's not like him. He's not

accustomed to drinking so much.

You guys, I thought that was just a toy,

but it's a real gun, isn't it?

You children shouldn't be

carrying something like that.

If it hadn't been me, this

could have been really serious.

Ee-yow!

Videl! Videl, are you okay?

Videl-san!

Gohan! What's the big idea,

hittin' your own wife?

L-I'm so sorry!

Here, let me have a look.

Can you heal her, Turtle Hermit-san?

I'll give her mouth-to-mouth...

That has nothing to do with an injured leg!

You haven't changed at

all, you dirty old man!

N-Neither have you! How could

you do that to a great sage?!

Allow me to heal her.

Wh-What do you think you're doing?

You should watch what you say.

This person is Kami-sama.

K-Kami-sama? You don't mean, for real?

Are you really Kami-sama?

It's better.

Thank you very much, Kami-sama.

Um, your tummy is carrying...

Shh! It's still a secret.

Oh, it is?

Gohan, no more drinkin'

alcohol for you for a while! Got it?!

Y-Yes. Thank you, Dende...

I mean, Kami-sama.

This is a dream, right? A dream.

But I thought we were

dreaming before, and it was all real.

By any chance, can you

deflect bullets, too?

Of course I can. You knew that

when you started the act, right?

And you there, the dog,

you can't just stand there in a daze.

You have to hurry up and

come slashing at me!

S-Sorry.

And monkey, your intensity

leaves a lot to be desired!

What a shame. It could

have gone over better.

We'll try harder next time.

Wh-What did you think?

That was an entertaining show, right?

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