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Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods Page #5
One of them came flying at me, too.
It feels a bit itchy.
Unpleasant. Very unpleasant.
So then, will you destroy the earth?
It might be best to renew
Before Creation cometh Destruction.
Hey, come on, you guys!
That's all for the side show!
Now, let the fun of the
bingo tournament begin!
P Bingo! P
P Bingo! P
P Bingo! P
What's come over Vegeta?
P Fun time bingo! P
P Earth is a fun place to be! P
P The food 'vs good there, too'. P
P Fun time bingo! P
P Fun time bingo! Yeah! P
That was somewhat engaging, huh?
be such a poor singer and dancer.
He could give your songs
a run for their money, Whis.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Well, let's collect ourselves
by getting some more food.
Yeah, all right.
Okay, that was good.
All right, children, that Ball isn't a toy.
You can't go carrying it
But your little skit was
kind of entertaining. Thank you.
Okay, the Dragon Balls
are all back together,
I sacrificed my pride to preserve
Beers' mood, so things managed to work out.
But it shouldn't be an issue anymore.
All that's left now is to get him to leave
earth while he's still in a good mood.
Is anyone one spot away from bingo yet?
Beers-sama...
Have you tried that
dessert they call "pudding" yet?
It truly is velvety-smooth and delicious.
What's that? Pudding, you say?
Where exactly is it?
Over there.
Oh my, it was here just a moment ago.
Don't tell me you ate them all, Whis.
Indeed not!
You there, is there any more pudding?
L-I'm sorry, but the pudding
over there is the last of it.
You there... Would you mind
sharing one of those with me?
Make that two... one for me.
If not, at least let us have one, for me.
Beers-sama, that's not fair.
You've already had one, right?
Hand it over.
Boo! No way!
What?!
I'm eating them all myself!
But there are so many of them!
All of them are mine!
Give me one!
No!
Give me one!
No!
Give me one, you dummy!
You called me a dummy.
I'm gonna turn you to candy and eat'cha!
Oh, no! I look away for one second, and...!
Now I'm completely upset!
Hey!
What did you do that for?!
Beers-sama! Please stop!
S-Stop him!
Ten-san'.!
He's out of this world!
Kuririn-san, get the others out of here!
Y-Yeah...
Are you all right?
Goten! Get her two friends!
Uh-huh!
You wouldn't give me any pudding,
so I'm gonna hurt you some more.
Stop!
Damn it! It doesn't matter anymore!
This way, Beers!
Thanks for waiting.
Ho! This tastes absolutely delicious!
What do you call this food?
Huh? O-Oh, it's called sushi.
Oh, yum.
He beat Vegeta in the blink of an eye!
Mai, wait here a minute.
Goten!
I know!
Fu...
...$ion! Ha!
Yay!
G-Goten has gone and
turned delinquent again!
His fighting senses, at
least, are pretty good.
Hey, you! The cat-person!
Cause a big ruckus over pudding, will you?!
Anyone who has manners that
bad gets their butt kicked by Gotenks!
What did you say?
You earthlings are probably
accustomed to eating it,
but for me, it's an unknown food,
whose flavor I can't even guess!
Pudding! Even the naming
makes it sound delicious, doesn't it?!
Y-You hush!
Don't! You're no match for him!
Ow! Ow!
I'm sorry'.
I imagined that you'd be beyond the pale,
levels would be this far removed.
Damn, the end is finally here.
You run out of pudding,
and the Super Saiyan God isn't here.
I guess it's time for destruction.
Hmph, it might be an honor to be
eliminated by Beers the Destroyer.
Oh, well isn't that a nice thing to say?
All right then, as you wish...
Hey, that's enough of that already!
I don't care if you're a
friend of Vegeta's or not,
but you've turned my 38th
birthday upside-down, you know!
38th, is it?
H-How dare you... hit my... Bulma!!
You filthy bastard!
This is incredible!
surpassed Goku, hasn't he?
Take this!
Wh-What's that?
Are they launching off extra-large
fireworks at the Capsule Corporation again?
Well?
Sure enough, that doesn't seem
to be Super Saiyan God, either.
Enough, already. I'm going to
destroy the earth and head back.
Whis!
Just a moment!
So it's a sea urchin battleship roll?
This is quite delicious, too.
L-I won't let you do it!
You're always "destroy
this," "destroy that"!
Let it go. I told you, it's already over.
Vegeta!
Vegeta!
Whis, I say!
You called, Beers-sama?
It looks like this Super Saiyan
God is just a pointless dream,
like you said it was.
And I'll say it again! I'm gonna
destroy the earth and head back!
As you wish. But could you
please wait a little while longer?
H-How is the tuna roll?
Fantastic!
Incidentally, I don't seem
to have very much time.
Could you wrap some of this up to go?
Um, the earth is, I suppose,
enjoyable in some aspects,
so I will give you one last chance.
You, over there!
Yes, you there! You!
M-Me?
Yes. You, the tasty-looking one.
H-He's gonna eat me!
Come over here.
L-I'm yucky! I taste incredibly yucky!
Rock-paper-scissors with me,
and if you win, I will leave.
But if I win, I will destroy the earth.
R-Rock-paper-scissors?
Destroy the earth?
No way! I'm lousy at rock-paper-scissors!
The fate of the earth has
been entrusted to you!
This is your first big role, isn't it?
If you lose, you're to blame.
P-Pu-erh, I'll get you!
Ah! So that's it! Hey, I get it!
I know why you're the
one he picked, Oolong!
He thinks that you're just an ordinary pig!
And as a pig, he thinks
you can only throw scissors!
However, you're a pig-man!
He doesn't realize you can
also throw rock and paper!
He's sure to throw rock,
so Oolong, if you throw paper, you'll win!
L-I get it! A-All right! L-Let's do this!
Are you ready yet?
Y-Yeah!
All right...
...Rock-paper-scissors!
...Rock-paper-scissors!
Fools! I heard your whole strategy.
Wait!
Goku!
Goku-sa!
Goku!
Son-kun'.!
You, again? What do you want?
Did you get a handle on
what this "God" thing is?
That's still a mystery,
but don't destroy this planet.
I am a god of destruction.
I know that, Beers-sama.
But just this once, give us a pass.
And do what? Are you
going to fight me again?
I'd like to say I will,
but you've got me in a bind.
To be honest, no matter what I do,
I ain't gonna be able to beat...
That's it!
Beers-sama, is it okay if
I try my luck at something?
For what?
You know, that Super Saiyan God thing.
There just might be a
chance of getting one!
How so?
Would you give me just a little
bit of time? Just a little? Okay?
Please!
Very well. But just a little.
Thank you!
Bulma! I'm gonna have to
use the Dragon Balls!
That's fine. If it's going to put
that dumb rude jerk in his place,
then use them all you want!
That's a spiteful thing to say.
The man is a deity!
Huh? A deity?
Yeah.
So? If you're a deity,
then don't go pitching fits
over something like pudding, you dummy!
He's no ordinary deity.
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