Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods Page #6

He's a god of destruction,

the most terrible kind in the world.

His name is Beers-sama.

He's the strongest guy in the universe.

Strong enough that he scares the

crap out of Kaio-sama and Kaioshin-sama.

Everyone, please mind

your manner of speech.

If you happen to offend Beers-sama,

you will be destroyed, along

with the entire solar system.

B-Beers-sama!

S-Stop that! It has the opposite

effect with middle-aged women!

Shut up!

OW!

Goku, what are you going

to do with the Dragon Balls?!

Come forth, Shen Long!

And grant me my wish!

So that's it! You're thinking

of having Shen Long

put a stop to the destruction of the earth!

Nope.

That would be too much for him.

The Capsule Corporation, huh?

Rich people have the

wildest attractions, huh?

I shall grant thee any wish. Now, speak!

Listen, Shen Long...

Um... do you know what

a Super Saiyan God is?

Huh? What's that?

Ho, that's the same

question that I was going to ask.

Yeah, I do know.

Huh? You know it? Really?

Really. Ls your wish

whether or not I really know?

No. No, no, no, no.

If you know, then could

you bring one here for us?

I cannot bring one, for one does not exist.

Super Saiyan God is a deity

that can only be formed

by Saiyans temporarily.

What do you mean by that?

You are asking many questions.

What exactly is your wish?

Beers-sama says to produce

a Super Saiyan God.

Hm? Ah, B-Beers-sama?!

Why, it is Beers-sama! Pleased to meet you!

Tell them how to form a Super Saiyan God.

Er, right!

I've never seen Shen Long like this.

A Super Saiyan God is a savior,

created by chance by a

handful of righteous Saiyans,

who long ago questioned the

evil acts of their fellow Saiyans,

and led a revolt against them.

This savior had immense power,

and dispatched the evil

Saiyans in no time at all,

but shortly thereafter,

they returned to normal,

with their power apparently used up.

Once again, Planet Vegeta

became a world of evil Saiyans,

and the savior was also

eliminated from their legends.

This vanished legend goes...

This story sure is long, huh?

Are you getting this, Vegeta?

Shh! Keep quiet!

..."Five Saiyans who possess

righteous hearts join hands,

and by instilling light into

another righteous Saiyan,

they will become a Saiyan god."

I have now told you the method. Farewell.

Please excuse me.

Five Saiyans who possess righteous hearts?

Hmph, that's impossible.

The only two Saiyans like

that are Gohan and Goten.

How rude of you! While we may

not be able to say much about Vegeta,

Trunks has a righteous heart, doesn't he?

Ha! Any kid his age that

already has a girlfriend is impure.

My, you sound like an old fogey!

Are you sure you're not just jealous?

Yeah, Piccolo-san! Are you

sayin' Goku-sa is impure, too?

Hmm, it's true that Goku may be pure,

but he's purely a fool for fighting.

Whether that counts as a

pure heart is a subtle distinction.

Shut your mouth, you dirty old geezer!

Wh-What did you call me?!

Such a thing to call a sage!

Hurry up and give rise

to a Super Saiyan God!

Um, broadly speaking,

don't all five of the Saiyans here

possess hearts that are righteous?

Hmm? Even Vegeta?

Don't you judge me!

Vegeta-san may have been

evil a long time ago,

but I'm not so sure about now. Is he evil?

Now that you mention it, you're right.

He hasn't done anything

bad for a good while now.

Stop insulting me!

You're saying the great

Vegeta-sama has a righteous heart?!

It doesn't matter,

just hurry up and give it a try!

Why does Kakarrot get to be the main one?

Quit complaining!

Father, h-has there been any change?

W-Well, I ain't sure.

There, thanks for waiting.

These are called tempura prawns, are they?

That's good, too.

Oh, they did m.

Well, Kakarrot?

Father, you have an

outstanding battle power.

Goku has finally gone and become a god!

Son-kun! Go ahead and show him!

Don't bother, Goku!

It won't do any good to fight him.

That was not godly.

B-But...

The reason your battle power went up

is due to nothing more than

collecting energy from the others.

He's correct in saying so.

If all you have is battle power

that appears superficially,

you can't call it godly.

Ah, that makes sense.

Yeah, you're right. I don't feel

like I could beat you, Beers-sama.

Oh, no...

Listen closely, everyone.

Please remember what he said.

The light from five of you

is instilled into one other.

The total number of Saiyans

you need is six, is it not?

Oh, so that's it! We goofed up!

Six? Then, one other... one other...

That's it!

Vegeta, you've got an on-the-level

younger brother, don't you?

On a faraway planet. What's worse,

I don't even know where it is.

You didn't even get his cell phone number?

Enough! I was looking forward

to an interesting development,

but you've disappointed me.

I'm starting to get drowsy,

so I'll destroy the earth

right now, and head home.

E-Excuse me! There is one other!

Videl-san? What other one?

Um, not quite another one,

but soon to be another one, you might say.

But it definitely has Saiyan blood.

What are you talking about, Videl?

Your papa may be a great man,

but I'm a full-blooded earthling!

I'm not talking about you, Papa!

Um, Videl-san has a baby inside her tummy.

D-Do you mean it?!

I do.

I didn't say anything, because

I wanted to surprise you, Gohan-kun.

Hooray!

...Wow!

...Congratulations!

Are you turning God, or not?

C-Come on, let's add

Videl-san, and try it again!

Mm-hmm!

Will this even work?

It hasn't even been born yet.

We've got nothing to

lose, so let's just try it!

Right.

Maybe it's not going to work after all...

Hey, that's the same

old Goku as always, right?

But look at him. His hair is red!

You're right. He also looks a bit thinner.

I can't tell what Goku's battle power is.

Congratulations.

It appears they were successful.

It was worth waiting so very patiently.

Really? Have I become a Super Saiyan God?

We should know once we start fighting.

Now, come and fight me.

All right! Well, here I come!

Sure. If you're the stronger one,

I won't destroy the earth for you.

Huh? You mean it? Thanks so much!

Okay, everyone, this will be dangerous,

so please give them a little more room.

Well? What are your

impressions on being a god?

I'm stunned.

I see. You're surprised.

That's the same impression I had.

Good. Keep that up.

What's wrong? You seem dissatisfied.

A little.

You don't care to be a god?

Nope. I never knew there

was a world like this.

What do you mean?

A world that I couldn't come to by myself.

And you're unhappy with that?

Yeah. I ain't happy!

Hmm? What's that?

An earthquake?

You say such interesting things.

You don't like working with

your friends to become a god?!

Oh, I'm happy. I'm happy,

but without using everyone else's power,

I couldn't fight with

you like this, Beers-sama!

That frustrates me!

Then why did you turn God?

Because I wanted to fight you, Beers-sama.

You really are a fool for fighting, huh?

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