Dude Page #6

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Freak to get it

Y'all game spit at y'all

Put the b*tch on the wall

And I hit it y'all

Lookin' kind of lonely

I'm feelin' horny put the dick

Are you okay?

I feel like my heart's gonna explode.

Uhm, what hurts you?

I got pain in my chest,

a raging fire in my stomach,

and a desire to kill someone

and die at the same time.

Are you allergic to gluten?

Hi, I, uh, I'm Mike.

- Yeah.

- We met at the...

Yeah, yeah, I remember. Uhm, Lily. Sorry.

Uhm, whatever it is you're mad about,

I'm sure it's not that bad.

Or maybe it is. Okay.

Fine motherf***er

Won't you back that azz up

Call me Big Daddy

When you back that azz up

Hey, do you wanna go out somewhere,

like, it's a little bit quieter?

Would you go upstairs with me?

Can we go upstairs?

- Absolutely.

- Great.

Man, you are sexy. F***.

Uhm...

Those are for a balloon party.

We're not, we're not having sex.

Uh-huh. Yeah.

Oh, my God, you're so wet.

- Oh!

- Whoa, dude...

Okay, that was really...

that was really tricky.

- Mike, stop. Mike, stop.

- Hold on.

- Hold on, I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come.

- Mike. Get off. Get off.

Can I have my underwear, please?

- No.

- You look really bad, Lil.

Have you seen Chloe

or Amelia or Becks anywhere?

I'm pretty sure they all left.

I saw them walking outside.

- They left?

- Yeah. Sorry.

I'm headed to Moreno Street.

Oh! My face hurts.

Morning sluts.

Hey, are you okay?

Oh, sorry about the leaving confusion.

We couldn't find you for hours and then

Alicia the C*nt said you'd already left.

Yeah, what the f*** happened?

We couldn't find you. Your phone was off.

We were in the tree house.

Yeah, what happened to you?

Last night was really f***ed up.

- Yeah, we're pretty f***ed up, right?

- No, you guys were f***ed up to me.

Guess you wanted

to get it in with Sam now,

since you can't at prom, huh?

- Why are you acting like this?

- I'm just trying to be honest.

Chloe is not going to prom.

Chloe is going to orientation at UCSB.

You guys knew?

I had a feeling.

I hadn't heard from NYU,

UCSB was sounding like the smart option,

Lil. Maybe the thing that I wanna do.

Oh, you hadn't heard?

And, and now you know, right?

And you didn't tell me?

I didn't wanna say anything

before prom and ruin anything.

Ruin anything?

What about our f***ing lives, Clo?

- Calm down, Lily. This is good for us.

- Yeah. Yeah. This is great.

Let's all just be alone,

that's a great way to go through life.

You know what?

Last night was a little preview.

You are f***ed up and you're confused

and you're feeling all sorts

of new emotions and then all of a sudden,

you're in a dark room

with some sweaty guy on top of you,

- but none of your friends will care,

- What?

because none of your friends

are gonna be there

and you're gonna be

absolutely f***ing on your own.

- What happened to you last night?

- What happened?

Nothing. A guy was...

was goal-oriented,

it was shitty. I'm fine,

but you guys ditched me

and that is not fine.

Lily, you went off

with some dude and didn't tell us?

- That's not our fault, Lil. We're...

- That's easy for you to say,

you're turning your back on us.

What are you, you think

you're gonna find some new best friends?

What? I owe you,

so I can't make any new friends?

All, I'm just saying, like,

how could you be friends

with someone who didn't know Thomas?

Are you f***ing serious?

I can't be friends with anyone

who didn't know my dead brother?

Jesus f***ing Christ, Lily.

He didn't die

so we could be best friends forever.

We can still all be best friends.

- Yeah.

- No. No, because she is f***ing up

the friend ecosystem.

Like, I'm the glue here, but without Clo,

your boy crazy ass

is gonna be with some dude.

Your f***in' head

is gonna be in the clouds.

Yeah, my head's in the clouds,

because Im, like, worrying about

paying for loans and school and sh*t

that's never even entered your mind.

Yeah, and I'm boy crazy?

Guys drive you f***ing nuts, dude.

Look, you don't deal. Your dad is gone.

The guy that you were in love with, died.

- I'm sorry for the truth bomb.

- You know what?

Lil, I'm just thinking about it.

Every guy you've loved, has left.

Okay, f***! F***. I'm not trying

to psychoanalyze myself right now.

- I'm outta here.

- This is your house.

Yeah, make yourself at f***ing home.

This is an awkward moment,

but I feel like, uh, I have a coffee date,

potential roommate situation.

Could you drive me?

- I got you.

- Okay.

Okay. She's gonna go. That was f***ed up.

Come on. Let's go.

Hey. Lil.

What the f*** is going on with you?

I can't believe

you don't wanna go to school with me.

and I seriously cannot believe

that you lied to me about it.

This is f***ing bullshit. You are

too smart to be acting this pathetic.

You clearly don't understand at all

- where I'm coming from.

- No, clearly you don't understand.

All your cherishing every moment and prom

and your weird f***ing memorials.

Since Thomas died, you've gone

into overdrive. It's f***ing oppressive.

Yeah, this terrible thing happened

and I'm just trying to get us through it.

I'm trying to make it better.

Yeah, this terrible thing happened,

but it doesn't mean everything else

has to be peachy f***ing keen, Lily.

Meils' parents still suck,

Becks still has to worry about money,

your dad is still gone,

I still have to deal with the gaping

f***ing hole that's left in my family.

- Life is hard and it keeps being hard.

- Clo, I know that.

This has been really tough for me, too.

- Oh, my God.

- And every time I try to talk to you

- about it...

- Okay, but we are different, Lil.

- Our sh*t is different.

- Yeah. I miss him, too.

Okay. Well, you know what?

Sometimes you don't get to tell me that.

Youre right, I, I'm not blood,

but he was something else for me.

Dude, whatever you thought he was,

- he was actually my brother.

- Dude, I know.

And I, I, was, I was trying

to make this time special.

All right? I was trying to make our future special,

because, Clo, I don't know what I would do if I lost you.

Stop. Stop.

Oh, my God, I can't...

with this psycho girlfriend act.

This isn't you and I know it.

I'm okay alone

It makes my soul stir

Under microscopes

Oh. How adorable.

You know, college is gonna be

so great. We don't need any friends.

Yeah. We can totally reinvent ourselves

as sloppy skanks who don't need anyone

and gain 15 pounds.

God, sh*t buckets.

F***.

- Hello.

- What's going on back there?

- I'm sorry, I, I was...

- Texting?

- Thinking?

- Well...

you can't just stay still,

you have to keep moving.

- I know.

- And other people have places

- to go, too, so you can't stop them.

- No, I, I know that.

There is a whole life happening

all around you and you can't control it

just by stopping whenever you please

and decide everybody else

just have to fall into place.

I get it, f***!

Have you been smoking?

No.

Then what's that bong in the backseat?

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