Duets Page #5
- R
- Year:
- 2000
- 112 min
- $4,262,782
- 501 Views
- It's $50.
- Each?
pal, Austin?
- Huh.
- No, the real big money's
up in Omaha this Saturday.
- Oh? How much?
- Five grand.
If you win here,
you qualify.
Well, show me the menu.
Thank you.
Mmm.
Can you handle this?
- "Try A Little Tenderness," please.
- Uh-huh.
Thank you very much.
Might think about slowin' down
on those, pal.
What are you, my mother?
Come on.
- What's the, um...
- This is the screen
I was telling you about.
The words
just come up there,
and as they change color,
you just sing along with it.
- As they change color, you just sing.
Okay, uh, I'm gonna have
to take a rain check, pal.
Just lip-synch or something.
- No, no.
- Really, really, I can't.
Oh, look, it's duets night.
Live in the moment.
I will drive you anywhere
in the goddamn country...
if you will
do this for me.
I swear to God.
- Come on. How you gonna beat that deal?
- [Music Starts]
Come on.
Just stand there.
That's all I need.
Please.
Oh, she may be weary
And young girls
they do get wearied
Wearin'that same old
shaggy dress
Yeah, yeah, yeah
But when
she gets weary
She gets weary
Try a little tenderness
- Tenderness
- Yeah, yeah
- Yeah, yeah
- Hey now
Come over here.
Come here. Come on.
I know she's waiting
Just anticipating
The things
- That she'll never
- Never
- Never, never possess
- Never, never possess, no
While she's there waiting
Ooh, she's waiting
Just tell me what to do,
Reginald, please.
Try a little tenderness
That's all
you gotta do
[Audience Applauds]
It's not
Just sentimental
No, no, no
No, no, no, no
She has her grief and cares
Yeah
- But the soft words
- You seen these guys before?
- They are spoke so gentle
- All right.
Oh, makes it easier
Easier
Easier to bear
- Ha!
- Oh, now you won't regret it, no, no
Young girls
they don't forget it
Love is their only happiness
- Yeah
- Yeah, yeah
- [Woman] Yeah!
But it's all so easy
All so easy
All you got to do
is try a little
- Tenderness
- Try a little tenderness
Yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
- You got to squeeze her
Don't tease her
- [Audience Clapping In Rhythm]
Never leave her
You got to, got to, got to
got to, got to, got to
Try a little tenderness
- Hey, hey, yeah, yeah
- Hey, hey, yeah, yeah
- Hey, hey, all you got to do now
- Yeah
- Ohhhh, you got to
- You got to
Squeeze her
Don't tease her
Na, na-na, wa, na-na, ow
Try a little tenderness
- Yeah, ohhhh
- Ooh, now, oh
Don't lose her now
You got to squeeze her
Don't tease her
Never leave her
[Scatting]
Try a little tenderness
- Ow! Whoo!
- Whoo!
[Cheering, Applause]
That was great!
Oh. Yeah.
You boys were great.
Me and Scott here were gonna
give it a shot tonight,
we ain't even gonna try.
Hey, thank you.
Superb.
[Car Horn Blaring]
- Wahhh...
- That's excellent, excellent, excellent.
Mmm. Mm!
- Try passing somebody.
- Are you crazy?
No, no, no.
Now, on the left, of course.
On the left, left, left, left.
Always on the left.
Always pass on the left,
Reginald,
unless, of course, the right
is the only thing open.
Cardinal rule
of American business.
- [Tires Screeching]
- [Todd] Oh, very good!
Very smoothly done!
- Hey, hey, hey!
- [Laughing]
You've done this before,
huh, hotshot?
This is good. You don't want
to pass this up. Pass him.
- No. Todd...
- Pass it!
- Oh, f... Pass it, loser!
- Hey!
- Hey, hey.
- How can a guy who sings
like you be such a loser?
Pass it!
- That's it! Yeah!
- Whoo!
Keep going.
Yes! Oh!
You're doin'beautiful!
[Todd Muttering]
- [Horn Blaring]
- Whoo!
[Reginald Screaming]
[Both Laughing]
Whoo!
[Coughing]
Whoo!
[Reginald Laughing]
[Panting]
Yours?
Oh, Reginald.
[Chuckles]
You have little hidden corners.
- Never mind that.
- Oh, what do you do with this thing?
- You don't wanna know.
- Oh, uh, you're wrong about that.
Show me.
No.
No more driving lessons
if you don't.
Fine. " No more
driving lessons."
Do you want to depend on people
for rides for the rest of your life?
- Come on. Show me
what you do with the gun.
- You don't want to know!
Get out!
Fine.
Hey... No...
Fu... F***.
No, it's not fne.
It's pathetic.
You sing like an angel, and you don't
even know how to drive a car?
That is what is wrong
with the entire culture, Reggie.
It's why I...
me personally...
why I destroyed the breeding ground
for an entire race of turtles,
all in the name
of a water slide, Reggie!
[Chuckles]
You're crazy.
I think you
need some sleep.
- Get some sleep for me.
- Sure.
- You're right.
- Really?
- Really?
- Sure.
Let's go.
[Coughing]
She'll expose you
when she snows you
Off your feet with the crumbs
she throws you
- She's ferocious
- [Patrons Whistling]
And she knows just what
it takes to make a pro blush
All the boys
think she's a spy
She's got
Bette Davis eyes
And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better
just to please you
She's precocious
And she knows just what
it takes to make a pro blush
All the boys
think she's a spy
And she'll
tease you
She'll unease you
Just to please you
She'll expose you
When she snows you
And she knows you
[Patrons Cheering,
Whistling, Applauding]
- Yeah!
- Amazing.
- [Liv] I was so scared.
- [Man] Oh, no, baby. You were great.
You know, you could go real far
with the right coaching.
Oh, my God, what are
you going as?
What exactly
are you doing here?
- I wanted to see you sing.
- Is that right?
little contest of ours?
I don't know. What do they
call it, anyway? " Karate-okee"?
Looks a little stupid.
Could I win a free drink or something?
- [Man Chuckles]
- [Ricky] And who are you?
Oh, well, this is Buddy.
Buddy is the champion around here.
He wins the prize money
every time, don't you, Buddy?
- Well, that's what they say.
- [Chuckles]
Oh, and this here is Clark.
This is Buddy's manager.
Manager? You must be
some singer, Buddy.
That's right.
Buddy here's the best on the circuit.
- Looks like my boy's gonna
bring home the bacon again.
- Your boy?
Oh, I get it. You two guys
are lovebirds. Is that the deal?
Who are you, mister?
I'm a guy who's willing to
bet you a thousand bucks...
on top of the purse...
that I can blow
your ass offstage.
What do you say?
All right.
No, Buddy.
Something don't smell right here.
Come on, Buddy.
It'll be fun.
Marlene, you got yourself
another entry.
Goddamn it, Buddy.
Let's just get the bartender
to hold this bet.
I'll hold it.
You really
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