Dumbbells Page #3
really simple for ya, buddy.
Either you're a cock block
or a Dumbbell.
You need to choose.
Jeez.
# Girl, don't be shy
# You can take a sneak peek
when I walk on by #
# Don't stare too long
# 'Cause the 12 inch python
just might bite #
# I steal your coin
# No shirts means I'm dressed to
please #
Hey, I'm a movie star.
Yeah, hey Momma, hey.
# The same as everybody
# I'm always at the club
# The life of every party
# I know you love my body
# The same as everybody
Hey, look who's here.
Good morning, Dumbbell.
So, check out
the new unis.
Not bad, huh?
You got here
three minutes late
so you get the sleeves.
So what do you think?
You don't waste any time.
Yup.
Dreams do come true.
Hey.
I'm glad you didn't pull
a LeBron on us, teammate.
That's me, go team.
Come on,
let's do this.
Day one of the rest
of your life.
# I do my thing
# Girl on the ground
when I do my thing #
# I'm at the gym all day
# Bet your boyfriend wouldn't
try to do the same #
# I walk around
struttin' my stuff #
# Yeah, baby, you can look
but you sure can't touch #
# You ain't ready for my lovin'
'cause I like it rough #
# I know you
want my body #
# The same as everybody
Small.
Thank you, Jack Guy.
Jesus.
Really?
Come on!
Who sweats this much?
F*** you,
f*** you.
# You should take a picture
'cause it lasts a lot longer #
# Longer, longer
Ah.
What sweating problem?
Ahhh.
Feels so good
to work out high.
What's up, Enrique l-gay-sius?
What are you doing in the gym
Filming a show, right?
Since when do you
wanna film the show?
Bobby, leave me alone.
Ah, I got it.
What are you, "Ah,
I getting it" about?
under a blanket.
So, I guess you made up
with my uncle.
- Hi.
- Wow, you, you look...
...fit.
Okay, this is awkward.
Great compliment.
So, you're the Chris Long.
You didn't think I'd
figure it out, did ya?
I didn't really take you
for a basketball fan.
Wait, basketball?
No, I was, I was referring
to the fish.
Fish?
It was signed
"Chris Long"?
The painting.
Right, yes.
Duh.
Wow, I'm, I'm impressed.
I can't believe you were able
to read my signature,
most people tell me it just
looks like a C with a scar.
Good morning, everyone.
Welcome to
the Dumbbells experience.
But first I'd like us all
to give a big, warm,
Dumbbells welcome
to our very own
Dumbbell Girls.
I'd also like us to give
a big hand
to our very acclaimed director,
famous for his
award-winning short,
"I Think It's HPV"
So now we're gonna do
a little b-roll.
So please do me a fave,
just pair up, work out,
and, most importantly,
just mingle.
Pretend like
we're not even here.
Remember, it's all about
looking hot.
So don't sweat.
All right,
Dumbbells team out,
let's do this.
So we're partners,
right?
Yes, yes,
yes, we are.
Yeah, sorry.
That's cool.
I went to law school
for a few years
and then I thought to myself,
"Why the hell
am I doing this?
"I hate this."
So I quit.
But I discovered what I loved
which was psychotherapy.
Psychotherapy?
Yup, I'm gonna be
a therapist.
Really?
Yeah, really.
Why, you sound surprised.
No, it's just funny
because people
that I need therapy every day,
"You need therapy".
Great stuff, keep going,
I love the honesty.
Physical therapy, I mean.
And that is why
I work out here.
Let's go, Dumbbells!
Can you believe this sh*t?
Yeah, it's a total
exploitation of women.
as if she's a person.
So what I wanna know is
other than adorable fish,
what else do you paint?
Um...
I uh, I don't really paint
that much anymore.
You're good.
You should keep at it.
Are you drinking soda?
Are you out of
your f***ing mind?
I don't put that sh*t
in my body.
I'm downing some COC.
Cellular Oxygen Creatine.
my amino acid circulation
while quadrupling
my recovery time by five.
Plus, it tastes like cherries.
Woo!
Are we ready for
the exciting part of the show?
In a few minutes we'll begin
the athletic competitions
to determine
the King of the Gym.
Yes, yes!
I'm f***ing stoked!
But first, I'm very proud
to introduce
our very own
celebrity host.
Drum roll, please.
With great pleasure
I would like to introduce
the one, the only,
the fabulous Fabio!
# I'm sexy
# Who's sexy
# Who's sexier
# She got a mean cat
# But I got the eye
of a tiger #
# And I'ma go hunting
# We gonna be humping
like we on fire #
# Come on baby,
let's work it out #
# Let's bring this party
to the floor #
# She's sexy, sexy
# When she turns
it right on #
# She's sexy, sexy
# When she breaks it down
# She's sexy, sexy
# When she turns around,
turns around #
# Breaks it down
# Work it out,
work it out #
# Get your dumbbells girls,
spread it out #
# And get your workout on
# Get your dumbbells girl,
spread it out #
# And get your workout on
# Get your dumbbells girl,
spread it out #
# And get your workout on
Eric, listen,
I told you many time
I don't want to do
with a Kardashian.
Beside, the only good
reality TV they make
is when they make porn.
You know what, Chris?
This, this is only
the beginning.
We're getting in
at the ground floor.
My goal is to be
the Coca Cola
of the film industry.
What?
The lights look great,
what are you talking about?
Don't tell me
it's not artistic.
I've got a show to run.
You ready, big guy?
Yeah.
Hey, listen, don't feel
like you have to do this,
all right?
'Cause I know my uncle can be
a bit overzealous.
Wow, well,
I appreciate that,
but I think I can handle
competition.
You know, Sigmund Freud
said
"The ego is not the master
in its own house."
I thought he said,
Just be careful, all right?
Did she just imply
that I have an ego?
Little bit.
Okay, guys.
Let's have a good time,
let's have some fun,
but, most importantly,
don't f*** up my sh*t.
We can't do that.
It's television.
The girls have to wear
underwear.
Are you crazy?
A, E, I, O, U.
Ready, Fabs?
Oh, yeah,
just give me a minute.
F*** you, Seacrest,
it's Fabio's time.
Oh, hello, America.
Fabio here.
Welcome to Dumbbells 25/8.
Let's meet
our first contestant.
One is a wannabe actor,
and the other one
a washed-up hoops star.
They must remain
in their position
known as the breakdown stance.
Do not stop,
do not stand up.
Ready, and go.
Go go!
Come on.
You are delusional.
Don't be so emotional.
You're a f***...
f***... f***ing
Loser.
You're a loser.
You're delusional.
Wake up.
And the winner is
Dre.
Chris, you're a p*ssy.
You all right?
Fabio's kind of a dick, huh?
But don't beat yourself up,
there.
Right.
Look at the bright side.
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