Dumbbells Page #4
You have a bad knee,
yet you still competed.
So what'd you do?
Did you try rehabilitating it?
I did, I had some of the best
physical therapists
there were, actually.
And I was making
really good progress.
The Miami Heat even
invited me
Wow, that's amazing.
It was,
it really was.
Until dinosaur-looking
Chris Bosh
stepped on my left ankle.
He made me fall on my face
in front of Pat Riley
They cut me
the next day.
The truth is I was
never better than 50%
after my injury.
Strange how life takes us
in directions
we least expect, huh?
Tell me about it.
Okay.
Bullseye.
Here we go.
Did Chris Bosh step on
your hand, too?
Oh, wow!
Someone is hilarious, huh?
I try.
Hey, turd face!
Some icky blonde tramp
just threw up
in front of my salon,
and we can hear your music
blasting.
Ivana...
You know what?
- I'm gonna go.
- Hello.
You're leaving?
Yeah, I just,
I have some schoolwork...
You know what?
You can talk to
your girlfriend later, okay?
Ivana, listen, okay?
I know when you were
a little brat
your dad gave you all the
puppies and ponies you wanted,
but in the adult world you can
take a time f***ing out.
You know what?
Time f***ing in, Mister, okay?
Because it wasn't a pony,
it was a stallion.
His name was Prancer,
and he was perfect.
And now he's dead,
so f*** you.
Great.
Hello?
Hey, Chris,
it's Kimmy.
Miss me?
Of course you do.
Oh, my gosh, Daddy and I
just got back
from Saint-Tropez,
I am so channeling...
- Jack.
- Chris.
What are you still
doing here?
Ah, I was just using
the internet.
I didn't realize
anyone was still here.
You don't have internet
at home?
Well, I kind of haven't
paid the bill
in like, seven months,
so, no.
Ah, money problems, huh?
Well, you know
what they say.
Mo' money,
mo' problems.
Yeah, what do they say
about no money?
Excuse me.
So, you speak Spanish.
What a surprise.
Well, I did use to date
Sofia Vergara.
Guess you could say
it comes with the package.
F*** you, seriously.
What are you even
doing here still?
Shouldn't you be at home
spooning
with your Victoria's Secret
supermodel wife?
Let me tell you something
about me, Chris.
When I start
filming something,
It's 25/8, baby.
Could you put a towel on?
Not a locker room guy, huh?
More like not a cock
in my face guy.
You all right?
Yeah, I'm fine.
You don't sound fine.
I know that look.
What's her name?
Jack.
Come on, spill the beans.
You remind me of
my friend Tantu.
Tantu?
Tantu Tantutututinko,
He was a chef
at the local diner
at the reservation where
I do my sweat lodges
with the Bee Gees.
Let me tell ya,
nobody can poach an egg
like Tantu.
He used to always say
that he was fine,
but he wasn't.
I could see it all over
his Indian face
and I see the same look
on your face right now, Chris.
Can you stop?
Just stop.
Okay.
I know what to do.
Get comfortable, buddy.
What are you doing?
Bro.
Therapy saved my life.
Okay.
And how does that
apply to me?
I don't need therapy.
What is with you people?
She said that
she loved me
and she didn't love me.
She left,
she didn't even say goodbye,
she left a note.
It wasn't even goodbye.
And then I say,
"Guess what, Kim?
"I don't even wanna play
in the NBA anyway,
"you materialistic f***!
"Why don't you go
whiten your teeth again?
"Why don't you throw up
that hamburger
"in the toilet again?
"You don't think
I can hear it?
"I can hear it every time!"
I guess what bothers
me the most
is obsessively pondering
over what I could have been.
My true potential.
NBA star,
happily married to Kim,
or anything other
than what I am now.
Chris, sometimes we need
to lose everything
that we think we want
in order to discover
who it is
that we really are.
That's deep.
It's a magnet
on my refrigerator.
$75,000.
Starting salary.
Sounds like
a f***ing b*tch.
I just, I don't get her.
Why now?
I mean, where's she been
and why do I still give a sh*t?
Don't beat yourself up, pal.
Every woman's
got a vagenda.
The question is whether
it's the right one for you.
Did you say "vagenda"?
That injury was the best thing
that could ever happen to you.
Do you really think
the two of you
could have ever
been happy together?
Yes.
No.
You know what?
You're right again.
I don't,
I don't need her
and I don't need
her daddy's money,
and I've got things
going on in my life.
I've got, I've got Jack Guy.
I've got Dumbbells 25/8,
right?
That's right, brother.
You know what?
I feel good right now.
I feel clear.
I feel one with the universe
or something.
I feel, I feel taller.
I feel light.
Everybody should try therapy
at least once.
It's not like people haven't
tried to tell me that.
Especially Missy.
Did you know that Missy and Dre
take a two hour bus ride
to get here every day?
- From downtown.
- Really?
I feel like I've been
a jerk to those guys.
I feel like I wanna do
something nice for them.
Well, we could start
by brightening their day.
Hey, dumbass, did you forget
to lock the door last night?
I was a little tipsy.
Wait, do you hear music?
# I used to think
maybe you loved me #
# Now baby I'm sure
# And I just can't
wait till the day #
Good morning!
First, I'd like to say
that I think you're both
equally amazing
and I'm sorry from
the bottom of my heart
for being an a-hole.
And I appreciate
both of you.
You see, Missy,
you are like my rock.
You're my foundation
that keeps me sturdy.
And, Dre, you're like
the rainbow
that shines above those rocks.
And not like a gay rainbow,
but a masculine rainbow
with muted colors.
Who are you and what
have you one with Chris?
Hey, there he is!
Day two, baby.
Nice wheels.
Something wrong?
Yeah, you know what's wrong.
Your check bounced,
you a**hole.
What?
There must be some mistake.
I mean, come on, Fabs,
you know I'm good for it.
Listen, don't call me Fabs,
it's Fabio.
Fabio.
- Io.
- Io.
- Io, io, you idiot.
- Fabio.
Let's go inside,
everyone's waiting.
You screw me over,
and you know what?
Nobody fucks
with Fabio.
I've got plenty of money
in that account!
Fabio!
Damn.
What?
No!
Let's just say the man
has a vision.
Big changes
are coming.
There's the genius!
Saul, where are you?
I've got a big problem,
call me back!
What uh, is wrong?
Fabio quit.
Let me guess.
There was too much
dialogue for him.
Why, why,
why did he quit?
Because he's a dick.
And the check
I wrote him bounced.
Oh.
Saul,
but what it means is,
you know,
and still pay for it.
All right, we'll find
a new host, right?
Chris, I just can't, like
go on the internet
to CelebrityHost. Com
and push a button.
It's not that easy.
Not to mention I've got
the cast and crew here
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