Dumbbells Page #7
Jeffry, um, is that corn?
Yes.
Aaahh!
Gross!
- Take it!
- Jeffry.
Sir, I'm so sorry,
I'm a horrible person
and I will go improve myself
around the corner.
How difficult is it
for them to get it right?
I'm gonna go
to the bathroom.
You gotta respect that.
She knows what she wants.
Respect.
Yeah.
What the hell
are you doing?
Eating?
Put down the knife
and fork, f*** head.
Come on, respect her.
Wait for your princess
to come back.
Sorry, my bad.
My bad, my bad?
Who are ya, Snoop Dogg, now?
I'm sorry.
You hear me, homey?
Pardon?
No, no, I think I know you.
You're one of those a**holes
that plays basketball
every night, right?
Right, and then you're listening
to your rap music
with your hippie friends.
And you're probably on
narcotics right now,
huh, Cheech?
No, no, Sir,
you have me all wrong.
When it comes to my daughter
she is my everything.
So you hurt her,
you so much as disrespect her,
and I'm sending people
to your house.
Capisce?
Capisce.
I'm gonna run to
the restroom myself
really quickly.
Ah!
Hi, it's Rachel,
leave a message at the beep.
Hey, baby,
it's Craig.
Why don't you
call me back?
We can work through this,
we can talk this out, okay?
Call me back.
It was just a rub and tug.
It's not that big of a deal,
it was a massage, okay?
That b*tch was just masturbating
with her hand on top of mine.
Without mine being there.
You know what?
I be banging b*tches
left and right.
You don't know sh*t,
you don't know nothing,
I don't need you.
Peace.
So, as you can see,
the living room
is very spacious.
Well, I, I see
that there's a pool,
but where's the tennis court?
We were told this property
has a tennis court.
Where do you expect us to go
when the servants
are cleaning the house?
Uh, well um,
there's a ping pong table
in the basement.
How dare you?
I have not been practicing
my backhand for nothing.
And why is there so much
furniture in this room?
Well, Ma'am, sometimes
we furnish the houses
to give the prospective buyers
a better idea
of what it will be like
once they...
And that trim is pretty shitty,
who did that?
Jack?
Jack who?
Is he in the union?
He's speaking to you,
dimwit.
I have explosive diarrhea,
so I will be right back.
He's not a dimwit.
You have to have a wit
to be dim.
- Right.
- Jack.
Call me Lonestar,
lay low.
Lonestar, why?
No time to explain.
Bianca, Bianca,
you gotta see this.
Where are you?
Bianca, this,
what are you doing down there?
I can't let you do this.
Do what?
This.
Look at you.
Look at me?
Jack, look at you.
You don't think I look good
as a brunette?
I'm happy right now, okay?
I've got my life together,
I've got money,
things are great.
Oh, everything's great, huh?
Oh, come on,
open your eyes.
Is this really
what you want?
- Yes, yes, it is.
- All right, look.
I'll be the first to admit
I lost my marbles there
for a little while.
But I'm back and I've never
been more clear on anything.
The cult tried to kill my
dreams.
I'm never gonna let anybody
ever do that again.
I can't give up.
Not on the gym,
and not on myself.
And you shouldn't either.
Jack.
Lonestar.
Lonestar, look.
Even if I did wanna
quit this job and dump Kim,
the gym's shut down
and you're broke.
Not anymore.
I've got a plan,
but I need your help.
You are a foul,
horrible young man.
Horrible.
I'm gonna call your office
and file a complaint.
My God, Jack, this is like,
freakishly good.
One great thing about
being in a cult,
planning to take over the world
every day
makes you very meticulous
and a great strategist.
You know what else?
I think we should do a whole
grassroots
social media marketing campaign.
I love it, let's do that!
Let's get to work.
Oh, man, really?
Can I get one day off?
My freaking armpits.
Your hyperhydrosis is
acting up again, huh?
What?
You poor bastard.
You haven't figured it out yet,
have you?
Let me guess.
You've tried every
antiperspirant known to mankind.
Yeah.
But nothing works, nothing,
not even clinical strength.
No.
Now you're resorted
to blow drying your pits,
patting them down
with paper towels.
Okay, are you following me?
Here, let me
show you something.
I keep this
as a reminder.
See, back then
we didn't have Photoshop.
Hyperhydrosis could have
killed my career
before it even started.
You're just like me.
Chris.
Kim.
Dude, she is hot.
You're not helping.
Be strong.
Who the hell was that
and what were you two doing?
That's my friend, Lonestar.
Daddy's waiting.
Ew, your armpits
are sweaty.
I have a condition,
hyperhydrosis.
Yuck.
Exactly.
Kim.
What?
I said, "what"?
I'm leaving.
I know, we have to go.
No, I'm leaving alone.
We're not driving
to Daddy's separately.
Bye, Kim.
Oh, God, is this you
being emotional again?
Don't be so emotional, Chris.
You're delusional,
wake up.
You know what, Kim?
I'm a Cancer,
and we are emotional,
art majoring,
empathetic,
fish-painting
motherfuckers.
Have a great life.
I don't get it.
God, I feel amazing!
I feel like I could climb
a mountain or something!
Why are we in a Prius?
I thought you had
a Lamborghini.
Had to downsize
for the mission.
Oh.
Wait, where are we going?
Page two, step one,
blue highlight.
Payback.
Oh, no.
Oh, yes.
These f***ers took
six million from me
and we need that money
to save the gym.
You gave a cult
six million dollars?
Are you crazy?
I didn't give it to them.
I was investing in land
on Octaurus.
Plus, they told me
it was a write-off.
Look, ah, Jack...
Lonestar.
I mean Lonestar, look.
I, I can't do this,
I'm sorry.
We have all the power,
just play the role,
it'll be fine.
What do I call myself?
Do I have a code name?
I don't want these guys
knowing who I am.
Ronald.
Ronald McDonaldson.
Okay, ready?
What are we doing
in a dentist's office?
Think about it,
that's how they get you.
Everybody needs to get
their teeth cleaned.
This is crazy.
What am I getting
myself into?
Oh, my God, what if
they have guns?
What if they try
to kill me?
Holy sh*t,
I'm gonna die.
F***.
I ate carbs today.
I am such a fatty.
Why did I think
I could do this?
I hardly even know
this guy.
What if he's trying
to brainwash me?
What if I'm already
in the cult?
I bet Rachel has
a blonde wig.
Yeah, but it would look
totally fake.
Ron?
Yeah.
I am Ron.
Um...
Mariah Carey flies south
for the winter.
Honey or Glitter?
Honey?
Right this way.
Octaurean Lifestyles,
this is Venus,
how can I help you?
Enter voice authorization
sample.
Activate.
Hello, Benevolent Leader.
Have a seat.
You dare bring in
an outsider, Dipshit?
This is my spiteful,
relentless, ball crushing,
undefeated lawyer.
Oh, yeah,
your worst nightmare.
Um, well, first I would
like to um,
thank you for...
Spit it out,
jackass.
Remember why we're here.
We need this money
to save Dumbbells.
All right, motherf***er.
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