EuroTrip Page #3
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- 2004
- 92 min
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Piss off!
Get in here and say that,
you froggy Itie shities!
- F***ing beep!
We'll beep, you bastard,
all over your f***ing nose!
Get out of the way! Piss off!
Hey, lads!
That wanker's got
Let's give this nancy
a f***ing good kicking!
Come on, lads, he's going off!
All right. Twins said
they'd meet us here.
Look at that!
There they are. Come on. Jenny!
- Jamie!
- Hey!
Come here!
No, no. No, no, no!
- Scott, bienvenu a Paris.
- Thank you.
- Is that a new camera?
- It isn't just a camera,
this is a Leica M7.
Uber-sensitive exposure settings,
legendary cloth shutter system.
- Let me see that thing.
- No can do.
lacrosse players to pay for it,
so nobody touches my camera but me.
- It's like your wiener.
- No, it's not...
- Jenny...
- Cooper, leave him alone.
Wow, I can't believe you came
all the way to Europe for a girl.
Wait, not just any girl.
Show her the picture, Scotty.
She makes girls in our high school
look like walruses.
I'm a girl from your high school.
No, I mean "girl" girls.
Guys, we're wasting the whole day here.
We're in Paris!
Let's go to the Louvre!
To the Louvre!
So, you guys wanna stay here,
the huge line at the Eiffel Tower?
Here's a fun fact. Voltaire contracted
syphilis two blocks from here.
- Should we go?
- Can we please get out of here?
- This guy's really creeping me out.
- Who, robot man?
He's just trying to feed
his robot family.
- I really don't like him.
- Why?
Because he's doing this?
OK, seriously, don't do that.
Cooper.
Do not hate me.
I am familiar with
over 600 dance moves
and I am programmed to get...
freaky.
You're just upset because
people like me better.
It's okay.
Oh!
Fight! Fight!
Break the leg shot!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Don't look in his eyes, Scotty.
- Ohhh!
- That was not cool.
- Oh!
Guys, let's go. Come on.
Error! Error! Error!
How cool is this?
It's a shame we only get
to spend one day together.
- Why don't you come to Berlin?
- Umm, no.
Jamie, come on. In a few months,
we go to different colleges.
This could be the last chance the four
of us are together like this.
Plus, we're in Europe. Huh?
This should be the trip of a lifetime.
There's no way we should split up.
All right, this table
is now Europe, OK?
Excuse me.
We are right here, in Paris,
and I have got to get to Mieke,
who is over here, in Berlin.
If you come with us,
I'm sure there's a ton of great stuff
to see along the way.
- We can go to Denmark.
- I love Denmark.
- We gotta hit Amsterdam.
- Definitely.
And the cathedral at Cameret!
- Yeah...
- Maybe. We'll see.
- Whatever.
- If there's time.
Come on! I really want you
to be there when I meet Mieke.
Fine.
- Excellent!
- All right!
- A toast!
- Yes!
- To Mieke!
- To Europe!
To Europe!
Merci.
- Berlin, here we come!
- All right.
Better let me hold on to those.
- What the hell is that?
- It's a traveler's money belt.
Frommer's says
if you have one of these,
no one can rob you of anything.
Except your dignity.
No, you just put that in your...
wait, what?
Come on, guidebook. Let's go.
Check it out.
European ass.
What's up?
Jesus, Jenny.
I thought you were some...
girl. Come on. Platform 4.
Thanks.
Damn!
I believe this is yours.
Pleased to meet you.
My name is Christoph.
- Jenny, let's go!
- Move it!
Those are my friends.
We're supposed to go to Berlin...
- Jenny!
- I'm coming!!
So, it was really nice
to meet you.
The pleasure was all mine...
Jennifer.
" Scotty doesn't know
That Fiona and me "
" Do it in my van on Sundays "
" Tells him she's... "
What?
You gotta admit,
" Tells him she's in church
But she doesn't go "
" Still she's on her knees
And Scotty doesn't know "
" Scotty doesn't know "
- " Scotty doesn't... "
- Buongiorno.
Buongiorno.
You know, there are a lot
Huh?
Ah! Si...
Si.
Pardon me.
Eh?
Ohhh...
Scusi.
Mi scusi.
Hi.
Buongiorno.
- What the hell are you doing?
- Mi scusi, mi scusi.
No! No, no, no!
- Uh-oh.
- What?
Big tunnel.
Who's touching me?
Scotty, is that you?
Who's touching me?! Scotty!
Oh!
Scusi.
Buongiorno.
Crans Sur Mer.
Well, we got a couple
of hours to kill.
What's there to see in this town?
Hello? The Monument des Poissonieres.
It's a monument to all the local
fishermen who were lost at sea.
Frommer's says it's supposed
to be..."quite moving."
What the hell is wrong with you, C-3PO?
We're here to see Europe,
not some crappy statue.
I'm taking a nap.
Wake me up when the train gets here.
Hmm. Says here this town
has a famous nude beach.
All right, we can't all
just lie around all day.
We gotta experience
the culture firsthand.
Let's go exploring!
So, what's the etiquette on boners?
Do I roll over and dig out
a hole for it,
or is it cool to just let my flag fly?
Wait, wait.
Does "nude beach" mean
we have to get naked, too?
Of course.
Do you think you can go an hour
without your currency colostomy bag?
As long as this thing has
our money and passports in it,
it's not coming off, and
my trunks won't come off, either.
Come on.
You came all the way to Europe.
Can't wimp out now.
OK.
All right, on the count of three.
Here we go.
Look at Jamie's penis!
Very funny. Very funny.
All right.
Let the crazy European
sex odyssey begin.
- Here we go.
- Really?
- Yes.
- Mm-hmm.
- Hello, ladies!
- Ladies?
- B*tches?
Eww! What a rip!
There's no nude girls here,
Just guys like us
looking for nude girls.
I don't understand.
"Crans Sur Mer has one of the best
nude beaches on the continent.
"However...
"during the summer,
the European women
"are chased away
by gawking male tourists,
"so Europe's most nubile exhibitionists
head to the deserted beach
"next to the Monument des Poissonieres."
There's so many penises.
Frommer's tried to tell you,
but you just didn't listen.
This is the biggest
sausage fest on earth.
It's the international house of sausage.
Hey!
- Thanks for waiting.
- You're not missing anything.
It's all guys.
At least the sun's out.
" Dreams come true "
" I made my dreams come true "
" My dreams come true "
Holy crap!
What? I thought this was a nude beach.
No!!!
- Huh?
- No.
- What? What are you doing?
Girl?
Girl!
Ooh, girl.
Girl... girl.
Girl... girl...
Run!
- I'm not gonna make it.
- Go on without me.
- All right. See ya.
Chica! Chica!
Chica! Chica!
Reading Mieke's old emails again?
Yeah.
I have no idea what I'm going
to say to that girl when I see her.
You know, she said
I might be the one?
That's huge.
I've never been "the one" before.
Thought I was "the one" with Fiona,
but turns out I was, what, 101?
- 200.
- 200!
Look, you got nothing to worry about.
You'll show up and sweep her
off her German feet.
Thanks.
Yeah.
I will, won't I?
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