Expresso Bongo Page #3
- Year:
- 1959
- 111 min
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Tell me first
what you thought of my number.
Well...
Well, Maisie...
You're a highly talented girl, but...
- You didn't like it.
- Well...
- It's a small voice, Maisie.
- It's getting bigger every lesson!
Well, yes, but, um...
Oh, be like me, doll, give up gracefully.
Thanks for nothing, pig!
Look at that bed!
How can you live like this?
Come on, let's make it.
Now, look, Maisie,
I said, make it!
Don't act like we're married.
It spoils everything.
Nobody else in the world is so
pathological about the word marriage.
Come, straighten these.
Well, haven't I been faithful to you
for two years? As far as you know.
You want the Tin Pan Alley award?
I'm only faithful
because I'm not married to you.
Only a married man is unfaithful, Maisie.
The sheet comes
before the blanket, nowadays.
- So, my voice doesn't move you?
- Oh, sure I'm moved, doll,
but this is no playground.
It's a jungle.
And it eats up pretty little birds
like you in great quantities.
They get swallowed up.
Nobody ever knows they've gone,
nobody ever misses them.
Are you trying to tell me,
in your tender way, you'd miss me?
If you don't know already,
how can I tell you?
You've got a wonderful way
of not saying a thing.
I don't say it because maybe I'd mean it.
And anything I mean,
I'm not foolhardy enough to say.
Can't you say it just once?
Say what you mean in this jungle,
and you're a dead jackal.
How did I ever tangle with you?
You're not my girlhood dream at all!
I want you to know that.
- Now, Maisie...
- Give me the pillow!
All I'm saying is, enjoy your lessons,
but don't expect too much,
because practically
nobody's a star, Maisie.
Including most stars.
What's with this Bert kid, then?
Well, this boy's our stake in
the future of British show business,
I'm just not with you
the way your mind works.
that turns out to be untalented.
I just knew, against my own intelligence,
of my working life,
that one of these boys would make it.
But not me.
Look, Maisie,
I've only got a very small organisation.
One artiste is all I can handle at a time.
You just don't think of me
that way, do you?
Well, I do that way, Maisie.
But not that way.
Well, at least he can't give you
what I can give you, I hope.
Hope justified!
You see what a waste of time it is
making a bed?
Cor, look! Who's he?
Boys, boys...
- Yes?
- Mrs Rudge?
- What if?
- Is your son, Bert, at home?
- No.
- No?
What's he been doing? I'll kill him!
No, no need for violence, Mrs Rudge.
Hey, what is all this?
- Who's he?
- Where's young Bert?
Nicer type of probation officer
these days.
- Hiya, guv.
- Well, there's my boy!
Now, you listen to me, mister,
he don't tell me what he gets up to
at nights hanging around the West End,
and I don't want to know.
Don't speak to the gentleman
like that, Mum.
He's the bloke I told you about.
Gonna be my manager. He's gonna make me.
Make you what?
- That's it, Mrs Rudge.
Mmm?
Our boy is gonna be
the idol of teenagers everywhere.
Recordings, variety bookings.
Why, he'll even open up
shoe shops for cash.
And it only requires your signature.
I ain't signing. It's all a swindle.
Whenever I ever signed anything,
it's always been a swindle for me.
Hello?
I'd like you to meet my new guv'nor, Dad.
I'll have a bitter.
The pleasure is mine,
Mr Rudge, and congratulations.
And perhaps you'd prefer to sign.
- Oh, is he the man from the...
- Success, Mr Rudge, any moment now.
You have produced one of
the major talents in Britain today.
Yes, you, by marrying Mrs Rudge
and begetting Herbert,
have contributed in no small measure
to the pleasure of hundreds
of little people like yourselves.
Oh, poor bastards.
All we need is the signature and
a peep into the boy's birth certificate.
Don't you dare!
Now, Mrs Rudge,
when did you say the lad was born?
I didn't.
And mind your own bloody business.
It's nobody's business when he was born!
Now, look, Mrs Rudge.
It's just in the case of minors,
we have to get things right for the book.
I don't want no nosy parkers
nosing 'round my marriage business!
Dad, tell him to belt up and get out!
But think what a difference this will make
to your standard of living, Mrs Rudge.
- Here you are, handsome.
- Oh, lovely!
- Here, give me that back!
- Now, Mrs Rudge...
Oh, that's none of your business!
But I'm his guiding light,
his helping hand, his mentor.
I see.
Ah-ha. Oh, I follow.
My dear Mrs Rudge,
it can happen to the best of us.
My own mother. Need I say more?
That's right, Myrtle,
you always was too touchy about...
You, shut up! You had your say years ago!
You're his mum, I'm his old man.
It's all that matters, ain't it, mate?
This just makes for
We don't want all that shouting
all over the place.
But you're the only one
that's shouting, Mrs Rudge.
- Oh, yes. Definitely, yes.
- You belt up!
So, come on, now.
There's no need for self-consciousness
amongst friends.
Just sign this little go-ahead
to handle Herbert's career.
- Why should I?
- Where the dots are, Mrs Rudge.
That little swine's never
brought me more than two quid a week!
- Why should I do anything for him?
- Cor, haven't I got expenses?
- I've got a lot of expenses.
- What about me then?
What do I got for your
How much do you think
this haircut costs? Peanuts?
Twelve bob a week, I tell you.
- Down, boy.
- Well, she'll always on at me. Always.
This isn't pie in the sky
we're talking about.
Why, you'll even see
your boy on television.
The beloved face of your own little Bert
reflected in the hot cod's eye
which watches every home in Britain!
- We got no money for television!
- Sign, madam,
and you will have a contemporary home
fit for British voters
to watch television in.
How do I know what all this mean, all this
whereas, where if and wherefrom.
I don't wanna know about any of that.
It's an insurance for your future.
Have kids. Go on, have kids and get done!
I don't know what we have 'em for!
He's a good boy, Mrs Rudge.
He'll look after you fine,
if you'll just sign.
Have kids... I've got this drunk.
He can't have two pennies in his pocket
without being a good-time Charlie
with drinks all 'round for every
Tom, Dick and Harry.
- Just sign...
- And that Edna there.
Always after the boys.
Where's she going to end up? And him!
Oh, stow it, stow it!
This is all very highly embarrassing
to a stranger...
I don't know. Definitely, I don't know
why we have kids for!
I'll tell you what you had kids for.
So you can bleed 'em white!
- Call yourself a mother?
- Don't you talk to me like that.
- Come on, you talented little Bertie.
- And don't come back!
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