Eyyvah eyvah Page #3

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- Rude git!

Sit down, Abla. Sit down.

OK, Abi.

Look, that seat's free.

You can sit there.

Hold on a second.

That seat is mine.

- Which one?

-13 and 14. l reserved them both.

Good for you.

What do you want with o seats?

What's that got to do with you?

lt's OK, Abi. Let's go to the back.

We'll find you a seat. Come on.

Why don't l just get out

if l'm making so much trouble?.

What is this, dragging me round

all over the place?!

OK, Abi. Move on towards the back.

Abi! Come down here!

Right. Sit over there.

Ramiz Abi?

Hseyin? Wow! That's my boy!

Welcome, Hseyin.

l've been expecting you so long!

What are you up to, Abi? Are you OK?

l'm fine, kid. You know.

l'm getting bywith needle and thread.

Hey, l'm so glad you came!

So am l, Abi.

l've missed you.

Have a seat.

Now wait, how many years has it been?

Easy to say. Look how time's flown.

How was the trip?

Anay there's a shuttle service

to this neighbourhood, Ramiz Abi.

l just asked people along the way.

- Good! You want some tea, Hseyin?

- Let me get it, Abi.

Get along with you!

Wow, Ramiz Abi. You haven't changed

a bit. You're just how l remember you.

l wish! l have grey hairs

coming out of my ass!

l look at you now, you know.

Awhole lifetime's gone by.

l'm getting old. You were this big,

and now you're big as an ox. Amazing!

l'm going back to the time

l made your circumcision outFit.

Remember how you yelled

at the circumcision...

''There chopping it off!

There chopping it off!''

Well, theywere!

How's the music?

Are you still playing?

Would l ever stop?

l'll play as long as l live.

Fantastic! How's Halil Agha?

And Hatice Abla? Let's hear!

Ramiz Abi, there old, you know.

They bicker and bicker,

then there friends again.

Good! Great!

So what's up? What's the big task

you mentioned on the phone, Hseyin?

l'll tell you in a bit, Abi.

Look, Hseyin. The shop's all yours.

l must get to the bank before it shuts.

There's an urgent bill to pay.

Let me do that and l'll be right back.

l'll go if you give me directions.

No, no. It needs my signature.

You just make yourself at home.

l'll be back in no time.

OK, Abi.

Hi there, honey!

Isn't Ramiz here?

Well, Ramiz Abi..

But that's not on!

l'll be late for the rehearsal.

Oh god, where's my dress?

Well, Ramiz Abi..

Ah, here. Let's see

if he's dropped the neckline.

Hold this up against me.

Hold it or it'll slip off.

No, not like that, boy!

Hold the bag.

Can you hold the sleeve as well?

l can't tell a thing like this.

l'm best off tying it on.

You wait there. Hey, bum fluff!

You're not peeking, are you?

How could you think that?!

Go for it, boy! Go for it!

Come on, boy!.. Go!

l just can't tell how it's turned out.

God! Does it make me look fat?

Huh? What the hell has he done

to the neck? Does he think l'm a nun?

l'm supposed to go on stage

in this dress!

You old fart, Ramiz!

How many times is this now?

l'm so wound up l could cy!

Plus l'm late for the rehearsal!

Now listen. Get the scissors

and cut open up the neck.

Come on, boy! l'm late.

But l...

You're opening this,

not your mouth!

Cut it.Open it up, go on!

Oh god! F***!

What the hell have you done?

Oh no.

God damn you, bum fluff!

The dress is wrecked!

- Suppose we whack some glue on it?

- Here! l've done the whacking!

What was that about?!

What kind of helper are you?

You've f***ed up the whole dress!

l'm not a helper. l'm looking after

the place. l'm a musician!

So, so, la, te, so,

fa, so, re, mi, fa, so, so..!

- l'm back, Abla!

- Where the hell were you, Ramiz?

The bank. l just had...

Don't give me the bank!

You were dropping off

betting coupons again, right?

Er, well.. No! What coupons?

Drop it! You think l don't know you?!

The superstar

also known as Ramiz the Horse!

Thell put up a statue of you

at the racecourse, you know?

- Ramiz the Horse?

- So you've made friends with our lad.

l was so blown awaywhen he f***ed up

the dress l thought l'd make friends.

- Yes.

- Don't open your mouth like that!

lf it wasn't for my love..

If my heart wasn't so on fire..

Who'd call you..

Who'd call..

Come on!

There we go!

Ati on kanun!

- l'll be right there.

- Firuz.. Firuz..

Psycho! Didn't l tell you

not to come here? Huh?

l can't do it, Firuz. l can't do it.

What can't you do?

How many times have l told you

it's over?! Don't you get it?

l'll kill myself then, Firuz!

Go ahead! Do what the f*** you like.

Now get out of here! Go on!

Firuz, listen. They asked Hayyam

if he wanted a palace or a mansion.

He said what would he do with either

if there was no lover maying inside?

Hayyam said that, did he?

It's Muazzez AbacI who sings that!

Get out of here! Now!

Or l'll have you beaten up!

Look, Firuz. Just hold on..

Where the hell were you, Metin? Huh?

How come he got in, Metin?

The guys on the door dozed off, Firuz.

You're goddamn unbelievable!

But you doze off too, Manager Metin!

You do too! Let me tell you!

Firuz, l'm checking the numbers.

You want us to make no money tonight?

- Firuz!..

- Ah, sory! Take him away. Creep!

- What are you saying?

- Really, it's like that, Ramiz Abi.

lt turns out my dad didn't die

before l was born. He was alive.

Good god!

Yes. It hit me like a ton of bricks.

What kind of surprise is that?

Relax, Hseyin. Relax.

We'll find your dad somehow,

dead or alive. Don't you wory.

Look at this, Ramiz Abi.

l have a photo of him.

Here. And his address is on the back.

Let's have a look.

Elmadag. OK.

We'll check it out tomorrow.

Abi, there's really no need.

l can find the place myself.

Out of the question!

Abi, l can't go messing up your work.

Don't make me feel bad, please!

lf l can't manage by myself,

you can help me out.

- Hey, come on. Come here.

- lt's me who's going.

- Get it down you.

- God damn you! Psycho!

Son, let me come with you. The place

is full of a**holes. This is Istanbul!

No need for that, Ramiz Abi.

l don't want to mess up your work.

All right, Hseyin. Remember.

Take the 71T from over there.

And get out at Taksim.

Coming back, take the shared taxi to

BakIrky from Talimhane. It's easier.

- OK, Abi. Have a good day.

- Hey, wait! Have you got any mone

- Yes.

- OK. Have a good day then.

You too.

Morning, Firuzan.

Morning, horse whisperer.

- Hello, Ramiz Bey.

- Hello, Metin.

- Where's the boy going?

- Off to do some detective work.

Are the costumes read

l'll be picking them up tomorrow.

Thell be ready, Metin. Don't wory.

OK. Let's go.

We're running late, Metin.

Hey, are you rubbing against me?

You've been following me round

like a duckling all this time!

l'll snap it off and stuff it in

your pocket! Move away! Move!

This is the place.

Is there nobody around?

Ah, have they moved?

Arnavutky.

Number 35.

ls there no caretaker or anyone?

Let me ask over there.

Whoa!.. Whoa!..

Who's there?

Hello. l pressed

the caretaker's bell but..

Why are you pressing bells

if you don't know whose they are?

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