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Sory, Abi.

Is that building next door empM

Yes, right. It's empty.

Abi, sory. l want to ask something.

Which flat is the caretaker's?

There's no caretaker in this building!

So who looks after the building?

None of your f***ing business!

Don't mear, friend. It's shameful.

Don't give me shame!

You're making me yell at this hour!

So don't shout then. It's your fault.

What are you yelling about?

- You pressed my goddamn bell!

- So? Am l pressing you?!

Just wait there. l'm coming out!

Go ahead. What do l care?

You move in right by the entrance

and kick up a stink at the same time!

lf you're that bothered,

stuff some paper in your ears!

Son, the man's cray. Run for it!

- He's cra

- Yes, cray! Run for it, son. Run!

See the old man selling lighters there?

He knows the whole area.

He's been around here longest.

Go and ask him.

This one's cray. Run!

You don't mess with crazies.

l'll be off then.

Hello, old man! l hear you know eveyone

in this neighbourhood.

l'm looking for a guy but..

Let's see if you know him.

- Who's this?

- My dad. Ali Rza Seker.

- This is Ali RIza?eker!

- Right! It's Ali RIza?eker!

- He's a musician.

- Yes! He plays the saxophone.

- He plays the saxophone!

- Where is he now?

- Where is he now?

- l heard he lives here.

He used to live here.

Well, eveyone's moved out.

Theve emptied the building.

The building's empty.

A gas bottle exploded in the building.

Kemal died, the girl's arm blew off.

What?

This bit blew off and landed

all the way down at the greengrocer!

- My dad?

- Who's your dad?

You know, Ali RIza.

- Huh, Ali RIza.

He got paid 2000 lira.

Look! She's had kittens.

Come here, p*ssy, p*ssy, p*ssy!

My god!.. God!

Ow! That really hurts!

The nail's ingrown, Abla.

l saw. It's terrible.

Please, Ayten. Be a bit careful!

Abla, your Fatih is here.

- Firuzan!

Don't call him ''my Fatih''!

Firuzan! l know you're in there!

l've seen you, petal!

- Leave that.

- Come out and let's talk, Firuzan!

Firuzan, for god's sake keep cool.

He'll go in a minute.

Firuzan!

But l've had it with him, Meto.

And last night he was peeping on me.

A lover will do anything!

Anything!

- Ah! Should we call the police?

- Don't fire me up, Meto.

Firuz!..

Who's going to love you now?

Who's going to be your panther

when you're fondling and making love?

- Whoa! That's it!

- Firuzan!

- Firuz!

- F***ing son of a b*tch!

- Firuz!

- Come here, my love. Forgive me!

What do you want from me?

Firuz, don't kill your panther.

Forgive me, Firuz!

F*** your panther!

- Firuzan! Firuzan!

- Firuzan Abla, don't!

Don't tear the guy to pieces!

Don't let it get to you, Hseyin.

Tomorrow is another day.

Go again and have another look!

Thanks, Ramiz Abi.

Good night.

OK, good night.

l'm going to bed.

Don't say there closed again!

- Selam aleykum, Abi!

- Aleykum selam!

Abi, when do you think

this place will be open?

Roza HanIm went off to Bodrum.

She'll probably be gone for a week.

A week?

That's generallywhat happens.

She has another shop there.

Oh my god! What am l going to do

in Istanbul for a whole week?

Don't let it get to you, Hseyin.

Let's just see.

Yes, Metin?

Hello, Ramiz Bey.

l'm going to be tied up for a while.

Can you get the costumes to Firuzan?

Where is she?

OK. l'll send them right away, Metin.

Have a good day.

Thank you. Goodbye!

OK, Metin. Switch the phone to silent.

We're starting the class. Quick!

Coming, teacher!

OK, we'll start with basic.

To the side. Give it more energy!

Ah, Hseyin!

Have you got my dresses?

Hey, thanks.

It's been one thing after another.

Eveything's gone wrong today.

lt's my first magazine interview

and Metin dear is nowhere to be found.

Can you imagine?

l mean, l'm about to lose it.

lt's a concept shoot what's more!

Yes.

Hey, Hseyin..

Are you free toda

l have nothing planned.

l was just sitting in the shop.

- Give me some service today, will you?

- Give you what?

No, l don't mean like that.

Will you help me out toda

l mean, will you help me

with the shoot here?

Sure, if l can, Abla.

That's my boy! You're a hero!

Now take these. Hang them up

so they don't get creased.

Ah! l'm so nervous, you know.

l'm starving! It's nerves, stress.

Let's get something to eat.

Sit down there. Let's chill out.

We'll stuff ourselves

and then get to work.

Put those there so they don't crease.

Can you come over, hone

Yes?

Let's not mess around with menus.

What can we get that's fast?

Our specials...

That's kind of too much.

Let's not get into those.

We want something more..

Something more like a snack.

OK. In that case, you could have

buga beys, black risotto calamare...

...or filet mignon.

Hah! Look, fi..

Filet mignon is fine but..

The thing is, l don't eat chicken.

But filet mignon is

made with red meat, madam.

lt was with chicken in Dsseldom.

Whatever. So you do it different..

You said risotto, didn't you?

Yes, black risotto de la calamare.

De la.. OK. Calamare means

it has calamari in it?

Good, we'll have that then.

Two of those.

OK. What will you have to drink?

- Water.

- Water. OK.

OK. Thanks.

You like calamari, don't you, Hseyin?

l'm from anakkale.

We snack on calamari the whole time.

Ah, that sounds good!

All crisp and crunchy.

Well, there we go.

Let's see what it's like here.

- What's this?

- Black risotto with calamari.

- Where's the calamari?

- ln there somewhere.

Did a truck run over it or something?

What is this?

- lt tastes good actually.

- Abla, what's the black stuff?

Well..The calamari ink, l suppose.

- Do we eat that?

Er, yes.

The animal squirts that stuff

when it's running away shitless!

Go on, get it down you!

- Hello there, guys! Hello, Firuzan HanIm.

- Hello.

Sory, l'm late. Istanbul traffic..

You know what it's like.

Yes.

How about we do the interview first?

Then we'll move on to the shoot.

- Sure. It was Jale, right?

- Yes.

Welcome! Hseyin, can you slide over...

...and make some room for Jale HanIm?

Think of night club acts in Istanbul

and you're first to come to mind.

You haven't done an album yet either,

but you get far more work than artists...

...who have released albums.

What would you say the secret is?

Er, well, you know

Sezen Aksu is a Cancer too.

We're emotional people,

full of emotion, feeling, completely...

And of course being natural,

that's vey important.

That gets across to the audience.

l go for popular songs

in my repertoire on the whole.

l'm good on stage, l mean.

Yes, so they say.

Well, the album will hopefully

be making a big splash vey soon.

l got some songs off Yldz.

There are my own songs. And so on.

So did you also write the lyrics?

Yes, l wrote some of the lyrics.

l've found a new beau..

More faithful than you..

We walk down by the Bosphorus..

My new man's so different..

He doesn't hurt me like you..

His car's clad in leather..

He doesn't leave me all the time..

Ah! This man's so different..

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