Fantozzi Alla Riscossa Page #3

The potter deals with dirt.

They are innocent !

I find them innocent too.

They are white as doves.

- What doves, they killed ....

- Even she agrees.

- Isn't that true ?

- Yes, it is.

- As you wish. They are innocent.

- Did you hear ?

Four of them say they are innocent.

It is four against four.

For me they are guilty.

If they are freed, who will violate me from now on ?

You are the one that can change the verdict.

Say :
guilty or not?

Who ?

Them .... I mean ...

- They are innocent.

- You say innocent too ?

Then who killed that man in that bar ?

Who bombed that bar ?

Answer !

Who ? Who ?

It was me. I confess !

Call the stenograph !

I admit to everything. I set the bomb.

I killed and massacred.

After six months in jail,

Fantozzi was released.

He was diagnozed with a mental instability.

Ciao, Ugo !

As such, Pina marched him to the insurance hospital.

- Excuse me, where is the bathroom ?

- I don't know, I'm sorry !

That's ok.

What is his disease ? He looks pale.

Very pale.

Excuse me ! Where is this office ?

- Thank you !

- Good afternoon, professor !

- Good afteroon !

- I came to ...

- Yes, let's see what we have here !

- Well, Mr. Fantossi !

- Fantozzi !

What was that, Mr. Fantossi ?

I understand, Fantozzi ! Sit down.

- Where should I... ?

- On that bed.

- Everything is better now. Right ?

- Yes, yes !

- Why aren't you looking at me ?

- Who ?

Relax, be brave !

Are you relaxed ?

- So say, Mr. Barierozzi...

- Fantozzi !

- I'm 52 years old.

- Well, 62 years old.

Now, tell me everything that is on your mind.

I am here.

- You're practically alone.

- But there's continuous traffic through here ...

- So me... everything that's on my mind ?

- Yes, first thing. Come on, be brave !

The doctor wrote three notebooks.

Fantozzi confessed all the intimate details of his life.

Even his height complex.

You can get up.

But all these people ...

After I've told you everything,

what do you say ?

- What, I didn't understand ?

- One can say that I am a piece of sh*t ?

- He said he is a piece of sh*t.

- You shouldn't use that word.

- But others called me this word.

- You shouldn't listen to them.

I will take your advice, and when I leave here

I'll take apart all those that ...

That is the last thing that you should do.

You shouldn't take revenge.

You must be satisfied with yourself.

To accept who you are.

But in this way, I will never succeed

to get rid of my inferiority complex.

- You don't have an inferiority complex.

- Really ?

You ARE... inferior !

Bravo !

That's true !

Fantozzi was pondering over the psychiatrist's advice.

He found someone to teach him how to become a true lion !

Who is the a**hole who is disturbing me ?

I'm the accountant that must

get his diploma for your course.

- Come here !

- Allow me ...

- Salut !

- Who is it ?

Start the course !

Lay everything on the table !

It was a hooligan that stayed behind in Italy since '90.

Rejected even by his mother land,

he remained in Italy.

He flourishes his talent by giving courses of agression.

And violence.

- I took out everything.

- What an ass !

- Why an ass ?

- You disgust me !

Yes, that's true.

Your clothes disgust me !

Take off your accountant coat.

- Excuse me, wait !

- Take everything off.

Take off this white shirt and the tie

which hold you back.

- Everything, naked you are even more disgusting.

- Wait !

- But you tore my pants ...

- Sit down !

Aia, oi, oi, oi oi....

What a terrible pain.

Aia...

Ok !

I finished the tattoo.

Come !

Move it.

- Wonderful !

- What a horrible experience.

- What did you write here? You can't make it out.

- Of course. You'll see in a second.

- Only you will understand it.

- Better.

Every morning when you look yourself in the mirror

You must say ...

I love Fantozzi.

And I hate everybody else.

Excuse me Dr. Urican, but....

There's a small mistake. My name

is not Fantocci...

It's Fantozzi !

With a double "Z".

- Yes, double 'Z'.

- Excuse me for a second !

That's true, that's true.

What are you doing ?

- Ok. Are you ready ?

- What are you trying to do ?

- To fix the mistake.

- No, I was wrong.

I love myself as Fantocci !

- My name is really Fantocci !

- Now, get dressed.

- Excuse me, you don't have a box, a bathroom... ?

- Shut up !

I'm ready to explode.

I have a bladder pressure of 1 atmosphere.

- Keep it shut !

- Like a dog. Let's see...

Excuse me for a moment !

Where did you go ?

I'm here, reading something

about your practices...

I must write you a few notes ...

Aia, aa... just a moment !

To extract... the mutilated out of here ...

Remember I told you it was like that ...

Now it's zero.

- Come on !

- Come on, come on.....

Now let's see if there is anything else ...

- Lesson number one.

- I didn't quite understand ...

You're going to go inside that store.

- You will steal a stereo.

- I'll steal a stereo...

Steal a big portable one.

Mine broke down.

- And you couldn't get it fixed ... ?

- Are you scared ?

Have a beer to get courage,

I'll drink one too.

Should I drink a beer too... ?

- What is it now ?

- I swallowed the tab.

Am I going to be ok ?

- Stop it...

But who cares ?

Now we'll go in... ?

- You go in. I'll be here.

- You'll stay here ?

I have to go alone. I'm going.

Excuse me, may I.... no.

- Sh*t.

- Yes, I got it....

I'm tipsy, Dr. Hooligan.

I'm completely disoriented.

Look at him ! A hardcore theft.

They're all pale in fear.

- Let's go !

- Get going, you're driving !

And you thought I wasn't practical ?

Let me tell you, doctor, I'm very practical.

- Let's get out of here !

- What are you doing ?

- You stopped the engine !

- Where are you going ? Stop.

You forgot your warranty, receipt and change.

Do you want the transaction copy too?

What are you doing ?

You bought it ?

- The had a big sale.

- You bought it !

Yes, mister, there are also two bonus batteries included.

Good-bye, and thank you !

- There are two bonus batteries.

- Eat the batteries !

- Eat !

- I'm not very hungry right now ...

The lessons for property vandalization

lasted a whole week.

- Today you'll break the chandelier.

- Who's gonna do that ?

- You're gonna do it.

- But I have no reason to.

- Marvelous !

- Yes, marvelous !

- Aim well with the slingshot.

- Even better, you hold it.

- I don't know how.

- Learn, it's easy.

- You set the steel ball here.

- Do I have to eat this one too ?

- No. Put it here.

- I put it here...

- Aim and pull.

- I'm pulling, pulling...

- More, more.

- More, more !

Pull !

What the hell, you make me sick !

For violence towards passengers,

they took the inspiration from a movie.

But Fantozzi's train,

instead of leaving, was just pulling in.

It stops here ?

But will leave shortly...

What's going on ?

What are you doing ?

Wait a minute.

I'll explain everything.

Help, doctor !

- Who is it ?

- It's me, Ugo !

Ugo ! O, Lord !

What happened ?

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