Fifty Shades Page #4
person who's seen it.
Little Eskimo kisses?
Ooh, I never had anyone
do that to it before.
Ooh! Watch the teeth!
Sorry.
Got him.
Okay-
Sorry. I didn't have
time to shower.
Sh*t!
Thank you.
Ooh!
Okay. You ready?
I'm gonna take you
to a whole 'nother galaxy!
Oh, my God, I'm coming!
Oh, God!
God! God! God! God!
Whoo!
Already?
Oh, that was amazing.
Really? I guess I was
expecting something
different.
Don't worry about it. It's your first time.
Don't sweat it.
You'll get better with experience.
Just keep working on it.
Oh, you know, it's
customary for a woman
to make a man
an oversized sandwich
to help him regain his strength.
Either that or some leftover
pizza, or maybe a Hot Pocket.
You want me to make you
a Hot Pocket now?
I don't make the rules,
I'm just telling you.
You got a lot to learn, kid.
Mmm...
Are you asleep already?
Nigga!
Ugh!
Christian?
Christian!
Oh, sh*t!
Who the f*** is that?
My mother.
On!
Great.
Now I gotta get rid of
two crazy b*tches. F***.
Mother!
Ah, Christian.
Hello.
Oh, you better get dressed, or we're
gonna be late for the regatta.
I forgot that was today.
You're not doing
crack again, are you?
No, Mother. I never
raised you that way.
However, it is a prominent trait
in your genealogical pool.
Hello.
I'm standing my ground!
I'm standing my ground!
Oh, sh*t!
Mother, what're you doing?
That's Hannah Steale!
How many times I gotta tell you?
Black lives matter.
Come on, let's get you up.
Hannah, this is my mother, Claire.
Oh.
I am so sorry, Hannah.
Oh, my, you have
beautiful breasts.
I would've thought
they'd be more droopy,
like a sock with
a rock in the toe,
like in those National
Geographic magazines.
You're gonna have to forgive
my mother's behavior.
Sometimes she can be factually
inaccurate and quite racist.
Do not apologize
for me, Christian.
I am your mother, and I love you
like you were my
own white child.
But I still hide my wallet
at night, just in case.
As you should, Mother.
It is awesome to meet you.
Are you two dating? Oh, no,
Mother, we're not dating.
We're just f***ing. Hard.
And quick. Apparently,
it's the best way.
Well, I just can't tell you how
pleased lam to meet you, Hannah.
I mean, you're the first woman
I've seen Christian with.
I assumed that he was...
"On the DL?"
Christian, you can
do so much better.
Oh, Mother.
You're one of the richest, most
handsome men in the world.
Like Tiger Woods and Seal.
Okay, it's time for
you to go, Mother.
Or like Taye Diggs or Quincy Jones.
Or even Ice-T.
Hannah, Christian's Chinese
sister, Mai, has come to town,
so we're gonna hide the cats
and have the family
over for dinner.
You should come.
I'd be delighted.
It was really nice to meet you.
Okay, great.
Time to go, Mom.
Oh...
Now, where is my wallet?
Still there.
You just never know.
Yeah.
Mmm...
They're delicious. Mmm.
All right.
We had breakfast.
Time to go.
Ooh, look,
your Uber's here. All right.
Okay, what?
Spit it out.
Well, how did you
get into this whole
dominant-submissive thing?
It was one of my mother's
really close friends,
and my music teacher.
I was 16.
She was older.
Don't look
so nervous, Christian.
All I ask is that
you do your very best.
be here for music lessons.
Baby, you are.
And your lesson
starts right here.
Hey, hey. Ooh. Snap.
We got a regular
John Holmes here,
without the big
dick and the stamina!
Okay! Again!
One, two, three!
(GRUNTS
Ow! '
Do you know why
I hit you in the head
with that tambourine, Black?
I have no idea.
Well, were you rushing
or were you dragging?
I... I thought
I was f***ing.
Oh! That wasn't f***ing!
Now, count off.
One, two...
Was I rushing or was I dragging?
Answer the question!
You were rushing!
Is that a tear?
Oh! Poor little guy.
Are you upset?
I'm upset.
You worthless, adopted,
unloved little piece of sh*t!
Weeping and slobbering over my
vagina like a 9-year-old girl!
Now, for the last
father-f***ing time,
say it louder so I can hear it!
I'm upset!
Oh, Black, get off the bed!
You make me sick.
But I'm upset.
Get off the bed!
You're not ready for this!
I'm ready!
Ugh!
Willy? Willy,
you're up next.
Willy?
You better get your
sh*t together, Black!
anything, sexually or musically.
And you know what the biggest
disappointment of all is to me?
had rhythm and a big dick!
Boy, was I mistaken!
I have rhythm!
You're all set, Ms. Steale.
Courtesy of Mr. Black.
What the heck?
What is that?
Is that a drone?
All right, just sign here.
Thank you very much.
Ooh, girl, another gift?
Damn, you must be
giving that bomb head!
Wait a minute, is that a
B*tch, you lickin'
that butthole!
I didn't lick a butthole!
Sh*t, you lucky, girl.
Like, I licked six buttholes last week!
I got a Dell!
Desktop!
I can't take that
sh*t anywhere, girl.
Hey, the mail come already?
No.
It's just a weird sex contract
Christian wants me to sign.
You sign that, but then you get
that paper, boo, all right?
A b*tch gotta get hers. You
keep licking that bootie, okay?
We're done?
Wha...
Yeah, I read your text.
Wow face, sparkly diamond, poop?
Like, what does that even mean?
You got me all f***ed up
with your emojis, like...
Hey, how did you get in here?
Does it matter?
Yes, actually it does matter,
because you don't live here
and you don't have a key.
You don't need a key
to get in a hamper, Hannah.
Here, now, help me outta here.
You're lucky I wasn't in
your medicine cabinet,
or your jewelry box.
I tried to hide
in your nightstand,
but you had this Gideon Bible
in there and I couldn't fit.
Wait a minute, did you break
in through that window?
This one?
Oh, no, that could've
been anybody.
"Property of Christian Black."
"Christian..."
Yeah, yeah, it does.
But, I mean, that could belong
to any black Christian, right?
I mean, okay, shh...
Enough with the interrogation.
Come here.
Do not move,
or I'll be forced to punish you.
I said don't move!
Okay-
Ooh!
That feels weird. What is that?
It's so hairy.
Yeah! Yes!
Wait, wait, wait, don't move.
Don't, don't...
(GRUN Damn it, that sh*t was cold!
Are you ready,
Ms. Steale?
Yes, Christian.
Ooh!
You brought a condom, right?
A condom?
Yeah.
Oh... Okay.
Yeah, of course!
Of course I got a condom.
Hold on one second.
God damn it!
Just knowing you care enough
to use protection excites me.
Aha! Old trusty dusty!
"March, 1982?"
Aw, hell no.
Yeah, I got one
right here! Found it!
Here, let me open it
up so you can hear it.
Okay-
I'm just gonna scoot these
little bad boys to the side.
Oh! And then I'm gonna park this
right there.
Oh, my God, it feels so natural.
It's like you're not
wearing anything at all!
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