Fletch Lives Page #7
- PG
- Year:
- 1989
- 95 min
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Satanized affliction that I
suffer from:
: Migraine headaches.Don't you, Jim Bob?
Is that you?
Come on down, Jim Bob.!
Praise be.! Hallelujah.!
Amen.!
Praise the Lord!
Be saved!
Jim Bob, welcome.
God bless you.
Jim Bob, how long have
you had these headaches?
About five, 10 minutes.
God... help him!
- And how do you feel now?
- It's a throbbing...
God bless you. A throbbing headache
comes up through your heels,
up through the hip bone, the knee bone,
up the spine, up through your back,
through your head like Satan
was belching through you?
- Is that it?
- Exactly.
- Do you believe?
- I believe.
He believes! Hallelujah!
Amen! God bless. Amen.
Hallelujah.
Rid this man of these headache
demons, of these migraine demons.
Heal this man!
Amen!
Amen!
Hallelujah!
Oh, good golly, Miss Molly!
How do you feel, son?
My headache is gone, but...
God bless him! Is there
anything else I can do for you?
No! No. Good! God bless you. Praise be.
Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you so much. Ouch!
I am worn to the bone.
Thank you very much for
gracing us with your presence.
Good night. Praise be!
Maybe I was wrong
about Farnsworth.
There was a new player in the
game:
: Becky's unknown client.I had to find out more, and the
only way was to get into her pants...
I mean, her car. At least it
had brakes. Her car, that is.
Fletch, what
are you doing?
The guy who works in there
stole my watch.
He dropped it while he was trying to kill
me. I'd just as soon he not recognize me.
I'd like to keep an eye on him.
Maybe he'll lead us to his boss.
How long are we
gonna be here?
Bored?
Oh, no!
This is exciting!
Fletch?
What?
I have to pee.
The same thing used to happen
whenever I'd play hide-and-seek.
I always got caught. You think
the morgue has a ladies' room?
Hey.
Not so close. Try to get a
little distance between you.
I'm gonna have to play it pretty
tough in there. Still have to pee?
I gather the rain
isn't helping a lot.
- There's always the bushes.
- I'll be okay.
If I'm not back in five minutes,
call your dad.
Could I have a soda, please?
Diet Pepsi or a Tab
would be good.
- Hey, p*ssy.
- Name's Ed. Ed Harley.
Are you sure
you're in the right place?
I think so.
"Think so"!
Ed, what are you doin' here?
I'll give you a hint.
Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Hmm?
You don't get it?
You're the one
that doesn't get it.
Ed Harley.
Harley-Davidson Motorcycles.
You own the company?
Well, my granddaddy started it. Then my
daddy screwed Davidson out of his half.
Now I own the whole thing.
- Harley-Davidson?
No sh*t? - No sh*t.
Hey, y'all, Ed Harley
of Harley-Davidson!
We're the Nazis from Natchez!
Who're you callin',
babe?
Knock it off! Yo, boss, look who's here!
Harley-Davidson. Yo, Ed, come
over here and meet the boss.
Hi. Ed Harley, the Third.
Harley-Davidson Motorcycles.
If you need any T-shirts or decals,
I can make arrangements for you.
I just can't wait.
- What model do you ride?
- '78 XL.
'78 XL? That's a legend!
It's not blue, is it?
- You in luck, white boy. Come on.
- Oh!
There she is. Ain't she
beautiful? Original blue!
Oh, she is a beaut. Gee, golly,
I'd love to ride this '78 XL.
Nobody...
touches my Hog.
- Sorry. - If you wanna ride
that low-rider, that's all right.
Hell, we'll all ride.
Fire 'em up!
Do you mind if...
Darleen.
- If Darleen rides with me?
- Feeling a little horny, Ed?
Yeah. You know, my life
isn't all hubs and gears.
Take it easy.
% All right now%
% Hey, hey
We're gonna go out tonight%
Little murky in the oxydol.
We're gonna flush that out,
suck it, streamline it.
Hey, your mustache
looks funny.
Oh, boy.
Hey, look at that!
Came off.
% One for the money
Two for the show%
% Gotta go, let's go
Hey, hey%
% Gonna go out tonight%
% Gonna have some fun%
% Everything
will be all right% %
What're we gonna do? Something that
will seem extremely stupid at first.
Oh, my God!
Yee-ha!
Home!
Oh, my God!
I'm a mess.
You want some coffee?
Sure.
I look like a raccoon.
I gotta get to work, although I don't know
why. All I do is sit with nothing to do.
The only work I've had in the last three
months has been with Everest Realty.
And look what that's gotten
me. Can I use your phone?
Sure, go ahead.
That's toxic waste on the soles.
What have you been doing?
Jogging in the Love Canal.
What do you mean "toxic waste"?
- It's special. There's only 11 places that make this sh*t.
- Where?
Frank, just give me the ones
that aren't in New Jersey.
Ah, there's only one.
Yazoo, Mississippi.
Bingo.
I wanna thank you
for everything you've done.
I'm sorry I caused
such a mess.
Can I ask you a personal
question? Mm-hmm.
Did you finally get
to pee?
Yes.
Good.
Yeah.
Particularly my mind.
Where's the shampoo?
I'll get you some.
Here. You'll need
a clean towel too.
No, yours will be fine.
Fletch!
You're right.
This is too wet.
You know how
to get to Yazoo?
Well, you're in
the right vicinity.
The church seemed less
and less culpable.
Why would they want toxic waste next
to their land? Why would anybody?
Why are there four S's in Mississippi?
Four I's and only two P's...
and one "M'"
as far as I know?
Bly Bio Chem was the biggest
chemical plant in Mississippi.
My Laker shoes were ruined
by toxic waste produced there.
They probably knew who
delivered it to my backyard.
Now the lead-lined containers
painted with innocent bluebirds...
added a crucial piece
to the puzzle...
that had begun way back
in Amanda Ross's pants...
I mean, bedroom.
This is a secure area.
I'm very happy for you. Most people
live in terrible neighborhoods.
Are you the head honcho? That's
right, sir. Headly Dan Duke.
And what seems
to be your problem?
I agreed to take a sh*t load of
that Bluebird crap off your hands.
And it ain't come yet. I'm
very sorry, sir. And you are?
I are pissed!
Some damn fool told me it was on
back order, and I'd have to wait.
Whose signature is this?
Who signed that? I can't...
That's the trouble! It's
typical of a large corporation.
Lack of communication. That's
why I like to keep Everest small.
Oh, you're from Everest!
Now you're talkin'!
Elmer Gantry. Elmer Fudd Gantry. I'm
not sure there's anything I can do.
You could pull my file instead of
standing there pulling your pud!
Whatever you say, sir.
Bring me the Everest file.
Yes, sir.
Mr. Gantry?
I apologize for my bellicosity.
I've had a hernia operation.
Is that the stuff
I'm supposed to get?
Yes, sir. Why are they
wearing those funny suits?
They're protective, as you know. That's a
very corrosive by-product they're handling.
Oh, yeah. I guess if they
didn't wear those suits,
those boys would be so full of holes,
they'd whistle when they walked.
I've been spitting up blood,
pissing blood, bleeding.
I go through five
of these suits a day.
It appears you have
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