Flock of Dudes Page #6
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and thinking about each other.
That's super f***ing weird.
Well, here's the other
thing about my mind, man.
I don't really care about
your stupid little contract.
OK.
In my mind, I
don't care about it.
Well, in my mind, I
care about the contract.
So how do you explain that?
Well, in my mind, we're not
talking about that at all.
We're continuing the
conversation about the jeans.
In my mind, the conversation
shifted into a different thing.
Well, in my mind, it didn't.
In my mind, it's about,
uh, 20 minutes long.
And in the midst of that
conversation in my mind,
you apologize for cutting your
jeans into stupid f***ing jean
shorts.
And then also in my mind, I
don't accept your apology.
I don't accept your
apology in my mind!
Well, in my mind, you
accepted the apology.
You... you totally graciously
accept the apology.
And you were even a
little bit... you bowed.
You were a little bit
Japanese about it.
How's that?
Jesus.
Howie!
What are you doing?
Oh!
Hey!
What the hell, man?
Where are you going?
Howie?
Howie?
I got it!
- Hey, man, how's it going?
- You're not gonna run to second?
Huh?
No.
No, no, no.
I'm not gonna do that.
Oh.
Hey, I'm sorry
about before, man.
Yeah, don't worry about it, man.
It's all good.
Hey, hey, hey.
We don't want to
make this weird.
No, of course not.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Woo!
That's game, you guys.
Hey, Beth, thanks for today.
That was fun.
- Yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, are you going to
come to Big Wangs?
Oh, Wangers?
You... you guys are
going to Wangers?
Heh.
Nobody calls it that.
But yeah, we go every Saturday.
Cool.
Yeah, I'm in.
I knew it.
I mean, deep down, you know
it's an athletic ability.
I mean, I haven't kicked
a ball since eighth grade,
but I've been
competitive-drinking
since ninth.
Hi.
Sorry to interrupt, but did
you lose a business card?
No I don't...
No, you didn't,
because that one's mine.
Call me.
That's a good move, man.
I got to do that.
Perhaps some business cards.
Holy sh*t, dude.
Adam!
You two know each other?
Uh, I mean...
Sh*t, yeah, we do.
This is Adam Bomb right here.
Right, Adam Bomb.
Adam Bomb!
Like the bomb.
Adam Bomb, like
the atom bomb, dude.
Exactly.
Great to see you, man.
You gonna introduce
me to your friend?
Uh, Beth, Butler.
Hi.
It's very nice to meet you.
Butler's not my
first name, though.
I only give my first
name out to women
I'm about to have sex with.
It's Andrew.
Wow.
I'm going to go to
the ladies' room.
Want to meet me back there?
Don't knock, you know?
I absolutely will.
God, that's never
actually worked before.
- Right.
- Sh*t, man.
So how's it been going
since high school?
Do people still
call you Adam Bomb?
Uh, no.
Nobody really called
me that but you.
No, man, no.
Other people called you that.
Well, you bullied
them into that.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Sh*t, man, I was good at that.
Good at... there's no
good at bullying, really.
It's just bad.
No, you can be good
at bullying, man.
- Yeah?
- Oh, hello.
Were you the guy
that ordered these?
Yes, I was.
Thank you very much.
Oh, my... oh.
Oh, sh*t.
My god, I am so sorry, ma'am.
I didn't mean to...
Oh, my god.
I totally meant to do that.
That was for you, buddy.
What?
I saw some nipple in there.
Did you see some nipple?
I wasn't really
looking at her nipples.
I totally saw a nipple.
Hey, check it out.
I'm gonna leave this
one here for you.
I only get two so I can
come 'em on the ladies.
- Oh.
- Great to see you, man.
Look.
Butler and the Bomb, man.
We have got to hang out.
That's my information.
You give me a call.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom,
because I don't know
if your lady friend was kidding
about wanting to f*** me,
but I am not going to
take that chance, OK?
OK.
Great seeing you.
Oh, Jesus.
F***.
Is the coast clear?
Yeah, you're safe.
That was weird.
Yep.
You should totally
hang out with that guy.
He's got a great card.
I don't know.
I've done some
awful things, but I
don't think I could
ever be as douchey
as one of those finance guys.
You know Justin's
in finance, right?
Oh.
Yeah.
I mean, they're not all douches.
I was just...
No, they are.
All of them.
'Sup?
Hmm?
We're texting Barrett now?
How the hell did you know?
Well, I mean, I'm the best.
I'm a mind reader.
And I also took your
phone and changed
all the guys' numbers
to mine, 'cause I
knew you were gonna crack.
Oh, come on.
It was a moment of
weakness, all right?
It won't happen again.
OK.
And who texts "'sup" anyway?
What are you, 15?
So what's going on?
Do you not know what
to do with yourself?
Uh, I don't know.
You need to try new things.
You need to meet new people.
Have you tried anything
new since the breakup?
Yeah, I played kickball.
OK.
I fed a tiger.
Good!
Good, that's something.
You would've never
gone to the zoo
if you were still hanging
out... never mind, I got it.
We should make a list.
Uh, I'm not really
a list guy, you know?
Adam.
OK.
Uh, let's make a list.
I'm proud of myself.
This list is coming
along really well.
We got "get contacts,"
'cause you need 'em.
Get shirts that fit.
And, uh, get off our
family plan, man.
You're 30 years old.
Yeah.
Oh, also, I want you to put
down "have a threesome," too,
because if I have to put down
and figure out what I'm going
to do with my life, then
I want to have something
to look forward to as well.
- I'll put down threesome.
Why are... what
are we doing here?
Here you go.
Thanks.
Oh, my god.
That... I love this.
Do you have to display
them like we're...
What is this?
That's so cute, dude!
Look at this.
You're so cute here, for real.
That's the cutest
thing I've ever seen.
This looks like it would
be on the back of a... like,
on a Spanish textbook.
And this is how you'd learn
the word "happy" for Spanish.
I want to get 70 of these and
line my wall in then so when
I wake up I'm super happy.
Do not put that on my account.
Hey.
Hey, what's up?
Hi, Beth.
Good morning.
- Morning.
What are you, uh... what
are you working on?
Uh, if I tell you about
it, you promise you're
No.
OK, deal.
I'm not allowed to post on any
of our fantasy message boards
anymore.
So I just kind of started
this thing where I... I mean,
I guess it's a blog... where
Like baseball, football.
Lacrosse.
Well, no, not lacrosse.
People don't give
a sh*t about that.
But yeah, it's
just like for fun.
Like, I just write it to
get it out of my brain.
I mean, nobody really sees it.
Well, we should fix that.
OK.
Um, you need, like, keywords.
Like, Lakers, Yankees, b*obs.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know about
what you're doing,
but I was going
to suggest b*obs.
Yeah, because you can never
go wrong with b*obs, right?
Right.
Well, that should... should help.
Oh, wait.
One second.
What are you doing now?
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