Flock of Dudes Page #7
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Just emailed it to myself.
Oh, nice.
I grew up with some pretty
die-hard Niners fans,
so I thought I'd send it to
them to see if you actually
know what you're talking about.
OK.
Hi.
Hi.
Uh, hey, so thanks for setting
me up with Krista, but...
Oh yeah, whatever, she's crazy.
Hey, have you spoken to Barrett?
Uh, as a matter of
fact, no, I haven't
talked to Barrett at all.
Oh.
That's good.
He's just a hard guy to
get a hold of right now.
OK, cool.
Talk to you later.
Bye!
Look, I feel really guilty
meeting up with you like this,
but I really have no choice.
You followed?
No, I don't think so.
Can't be too sure.
We should probably
speak in code.
The black scorpion
awaits in the dark.
What... what are
you talking about?
Is this about the man
in the green beret?
Who?
Dude, you texted secret meeting.
I thought that means
we speak in code,
like some bad-ass spy sh*t.
OK, but you got to
be more specific.
I don't know about
that sh*t... spy sh*t.
- Come on.
- Why?
Is that why you look
like Bruno Mars?
It's kind of a good look.
Oh, no.
Anyways, what's up?
Well, look.
There's this girl at work, Beth.
And she's been
unusually flirty lately.
And I just... I
think recently, she
broke up with her boyfriend.
And I just don't... I don't
know what I should do.
OK, so you like her?
Uh, I don't know, man.
I mean, yeah, she's like
the perfect girl, you know?
She's... she's smart.
She's huge.
She looks great in
a pair of shorts.
That's good.
Sometimes when I have
to make a decision,
I'll think about what
Beth, would maybe
think the right decision
was, and then I would
gear my decision towards that.
The other day, I was
at this crosswalk.
And I was waiting
to cross the street.
And I caught myself daydreaming
just about her laugh
and about how cute Christmas
year her voice was.
And I just... I totally
missed two walk signals.
I don't know.
If you're asking me
now, I guess I haven't
really thought about it.
So I just... I don't really
have an answer for you.
OK.
Christmasy voice, huh?
Here's what you got to do.
If she's newly
single, that means
you're not the only guy waiting
You got to make a bold move.
Can't just be another
shoulder for her to cry on.
Not if you want her to
pounce on something else.
No, I know.
There's really no
other way to take that.
You're homophobic if
you don't hold my hand.
You're homophobic if
you don't hold my hand.
Do I look like
I've gained weight?
Yeah.
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
Whoa, whoa!
See, I told you
we were being followed.
What the hell are you
guys doing together?
Uh, what the hell are you
guys doing together, huh?
We were having a secret meeting,
and it was totally Adam's fault!
Hey.
Aha!
Don't "aha" me.
You guys are together
too, so what's going on?
Well, we were having
a secret meeting
about your secret meeting.
Oh, really?
And how the f*** did
you guys find out?
Because Barrett tweeted,
"Super secret meeting,
undisclosed location.
Spy, bad-ass style."
140 characters, got it in.
Why are you following
me on Twitter still?
We broke up.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're so broken up.
I trusted you, Adam.
I trusted you!
All right, don't
make that about trust.
No, no, no.
- No, come on, no.
No, you knew.
You know, know, know,
know, know, know, know.
Hey, hey!
Stop!
Look!
Listen!
We all know, know,
know, know, know.
OK?
But look.
We made a mistake.
But we're all guilty.
Yes.
Yes, yeah, yeah.
OK.
I get you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, so what do we do now?
Well, we don't
tell David about it.
That's for sure.
It's best that David
stays out of it, right?
Right.
Yeah.
You guys do whatever
you gotta do.
Excuse me, boys.
- Where are you going?
- Barrett.
Barrett, where are you going?
Oh.
Wow.
Stay strong, guys, you know?
Just... we don't
need to go in there.
This is wrong.
This is so wrong.
Oh.
Mook.
Barrett,.
I'm gonna walk over
there, man, you know?
Just walk over there,
see what happens.
Howie.
F***in'... Howie.
Oh.
Hey, guys.
What's up?
- Hey.
- Hi.
I haven't seen you forever.
How you been?
Ugh.
It's good to see
you back together.
Oh, we're not back together.
We're just kinda...
Nah, no, we just got drunk.
Yeah, I don't know if
I'm... I'm ready to just
dive back in again, you know?
OK.
So are we back together again?
Oh, well, well,
well, well, well.
David, this isn't
what it looks like.
Really, Howie?
Because it looks to me like you
guys all went out last night,
got sh*t hammered,
and now you're
eating breakfast in
the same filthy clothes
you were wearing
the night before.
How did you... how do
you know we're here?
Well, when you guys broke
up, I got this made up.
Gave it to all the
bars around town.
Really?
I look awesome in this photo.
Yeah, it's a good photo.
Who ratted?
Pretty much all of them.
You guys must have had a
crazy night last night.
And also the fact
that someone texted
at 5:
00 in the morningdidn't really help matters.
Whose scrotum?
I don't know, Mook.
It wasn't wearing a name tag.
Look, guys.
I understand that
this is hard for you.
Unfortunately, you
all should have
been somewhere else last night.
Do you just carry
the breakup contract
around with you at all times?
It's weird.
It's really weird.
Well, I'm sorry, you guys.
But you have to say goodbye
to fantasy football.
All money will be
refunded immediately.
And unfortunately,
since this all
started with a secret
meeting... thanks for the tweet,
Barrett... two violations
have occurred.
Come on, dude.
I'm sorry to say the place
on 9th Street is... is gone.
And I'm going to give
Amanda the jack and Jill
party she's always wanted.
I hate when you say those words.
It's discussing.
It's so f***ing lame.
Stay away from each
other, I'm telling you
guys, because if I
catch you one more time,
you're gonna be paying
for booze at my wedding,
and fantasy baseball
will disappear.
Oh, you are drunk with power!
You have a problem!
Hey, David, guess what.
That was my scrotum!
Yeah.
Heh.
There you go, bro.
Just... I'm sorry.
Oh.
I'm sorry.
You-hoo-hoo.
I almost marked you down for
Very funny.
What happened to you last night?
Well, let's see.
I went out with
some girlfriends.
We went drinking and dancing.
And I think I may have
done some more drinking.
I'm not going to Wangers today.
Oh, yeah.
So you're gonna take it easy?
Yeah, I... I want
to take it easy.
I could take it easy too.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Yeah, me and you.
We're at a park.
They got a lot of cool, like,
trees we could lay under.
We could walk around.
We could go on... rowboats?
They have rowboats.
Did you know they
have rowboats here?
That's awesome.
Let's do that.
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