For Richer or Poorer Page #4
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1997
- 115 min
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Or even indoor plumbing.
What did you expect?
Room service and a Jacuzzi?
- It's this or sleeping on cow pies.
- Great.
Cow dung or Ordung.
Ordnung. Ordnung. Learn it!
- Thank God we're from a liberal one.
- Thank God. Why is that, Brad?
So when you blow it
by acting like Marie Antoinette,
we can blame it on our Ordnung.
Gee, this bed is awfully small.
You know what?
You don't need to worry about that.
Because in our Ordnung...
the men sleep on the floor.
- What?
- I need a smoke!
Good food. Good meat.
Good God, let's eat.
Amen.
- What's wrong, Emma?
- I'm just anxious.
- You know how long it's been since...
- Emma... is just nervous.
She's a little shy
when she's around new people.
Don't be shy, Emma.
We're not new people. We're cousins.
- What happened to your beard?
- Hm?
Keep to your own, Sammy.
Forgive him, but in our Ordnung, only
the unmarried men go without beards.
- ln all Ordnungs.
- Sam Jr, don't be prideful.
He has a point.
And there's an explanation for it.
A while back in our Ordnung
we had a... um...
- Outbreak.
- An outbreak.
- It was, um...
- Lice.
- Lice?
- Mm.
- But it only lasted a very short time.
- Minute lice.
Jacob, you must be very anxious
to meet Big John.
Of course I am. How is Big John?
Belgians.
[Chuckles]
I tried your suggestions
but he just wouldn't listen.
Do they ever?
Belgians are only good for two things.
Waffles and deep dark chocolates.
[Whistles]
Grandma, if you don't mind,
I'm just gonna go with the salad.
Or better yet,
I'll just eat this enormous wiener.
I'm gonna need
just a little bit of mustard.
[Baby cries]
- He's up again.
- Who's up again?
Baby Sam, of course.
Oh, yes. Another son of Sam.
I like the name Sam.
Not to be confused with Samuel,
Sammy, Sam Jr and, of course, Sam-son.
[Barks]
- Good evening, folks.
- Evening, Henner.
Henner, these are our cousins,
Jacob and Emma.
Oh, so soon.
That's good, huh?
Guess who's got a boyfriend.
Yeah, well, you go, girl.
"You go, girl"?
Yeah. ln very liberal Ordnungs,
that just means, "He's hot."
- Father?
- Oh, ja, you're excused.
You go, girl.
[Baby Sam cries]
Another brilliant idea by Brad Sexton.
Caroline, get some rest.
We'll sleep late.
I'll get to that phone. I'll call Phil.
He'll... send a car for us.
You better tell Phil to make it snappy.
I don't like it here.
These people are not right!
They're like Children of the Corn.
[Crying stops]
Oh, finally. Thank God.
Mm.
[Yawns]
[Crashing]
- Morning.
- [Screams]
- Who are you?
- Come on, Grandpa.
Up you go, lazybones. Thought we'd get
the west-40 done before breakfast.
Look at that. It's almost 4.45.
We must have overslept.
Emma, Emma, Emma!
- Good morning, Emma.
- Good morning, corn child.
This is Molly and this is Mae.
Two good, honest workers.
Though Molly gave me a big scare
last week, didn't you, girl?
Have a look at her pastern.
Oh. I see what you mean.
No, her pastern.
I thought you said ass burn.
- [SamueI Jr] Pa, come quick!
- Sammy, leave him.
Now, Jacob.
Here's where your expertise comes in.
Huh?
Strong bloodlines, perfect conformation.
But he's the most ornery animal
I ever owned.
Got him at auction three months ago.
You may be the best horse trainer
in Missouri, Jacob,
but even you could have trouble
with this one.
Meet... Big John.
[Groans]
Couldn't we just have
rice cakes for breakfast?
Emma, these apples
are not for breakfast.
They're for the schnitz pies
we'll be making.
Oh, yeah.
There's nothing like a good schnitz pie.
Emma, do you need some coffee?
Coffee? This is
a coffee-drinking Ordnung?
Oh, praise the Lord, sister.
Mm.
Mm. That is the most beautiful quilt
I've ever seen.
Look at those colours.
It's just so vibrant and bold.
And that stitching is so intricate.
Whoever made this quilt
is quite the artist.
Oh, Emma. That is the quilt you made.
Ahem.
Now that I'm looking at it,
it's not so swell.
It's flawed. Maybe it's
just the way the light was hitting it.
No, no. You truly are gifted
with the needle, Emma.
All the women here are so excited
to learn your double-cross
wedding ring pattern.
- Beg pardon?
- I showed them all your samples.
l'm golng back to the country
l can't pay the rent
No, l'm not completely broke
But, brother, l'm badly bent
l can't understand where my money went
Well, l aln't broke
But l'm badly bent
When l get back to the country
l'll be llvlng ln a tln
Ma and Pa wlll surely mess
about how much money l've spent
Can't understand just where lt went
Well, l aln't broke
But l'm badly bent
Back up.
And l don't know just where lt went
Well, l aln't broke
But l'm badly bent
Can't understand where my money went
Well, l aln't broke
But, brother, l'm badly bent d
Um... hip-hup.
Move it on, Big John.
Come on, now. Go now.
We gotta go. We gotta get going.
Easy for you!
Coh! Ow!
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa, John! John, yo-ho!
John! Whoa, we are ploughing now!
[Groans]
Kissed by the sun today,
hey, Cousin Jacob?
[laughs] Ouch.
Well, I must say we are blessed
to have you here for spring planting.
- Another man makes all the difference.
- Well, I'm just happy to be here.
Maybe tomorrow Big John
will give in to your training techniques
- and you can start on the north-20.
- Huh?
- Excited, huh?
- Very.
- Are you hungry, Jacob?
- As a matter of fact, I am, Emma.
Emma made your very favourite dish.
Mm.
- You don't know how to cook.
- Liver, kidney and lung casserole.
[Groans]
Oh.
Oh, look at that.
Eat up, Jacob. You're gonna need
your strength tomorrow, honey.
[Retches]
[Vomits]
Wow. Lipstick for me?
Oh, honey.
You look beat.
Let me draw you a bath.
[Retches]
- lndigestion?
Guess what.
Emma doesn't have to cook tomorrow.
Guess what. Jacob may not let her live
to see tomorrow.
Do me the favour.
Do you know what I did all day long?
I was on my hands and knees
scrubbing floors.
What is that? Violins?
Can you hear them?
What about me? How about
ploughing on a woolly mammoth?
- Seen the size of that horse?
- Did you call Phil?
Yes. I used the windmill phone.
- Town is five miles away.
- Why don't you make a few more excuses?
I thought we were passing through.
I didn't know I was gonna spend the rest
of my life at Yoder State Penitentiary.
- I'll call him tomorrow!
- Fine.
I'm exhausted.
[Bed creaks rhythmically]
Please tell me
that's not what I think it is.
- Where do they get the energy?
- Must be from those schnitz pies.
Certainly not one of your schnitz pies.
Thank God. They're quick.
[Sighs] Like somebody else I know.
[Sighs]
[Banging]
- Morning!
- [Screams]
Look, it's already quarter to five!
Coh. Wow.
That's a pretty big number.
Are you gentlemen sure this is correct?
We do tend to frown on
excessive write-offs, sir.
I'd love to help you guys,
but I'm completely in the dark here.
Well. Then here's a little light.
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