Freaky Deaky Page #4

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Whatever turns you on.

Why does somebody

want him dead?

The dude cop asked me that every way

he could think of.

He wants to know was it me...

I ask him, what's my game?

I understand he had a friend here

on Friday night,

a woman he used to know.

Yeah, there was one here,

come with Mark.

Trying to think of her name.

- Robin.

- Yeah, Robin Abbot.

Sh... Oh, you sneaky.

You talking about the bombs,

now you have us back on

the other conversation.

You looking for somebody was here

Friday could be a witness,

testify against Mr. Woody, huh?

Mr. Woody.

I brought you some peanuts.

See, what he's doing, Mr. Woody,

wants to get on your good side.

Where... Where is he going?

Have a cold shower,

wake him up.

He'll be back in a minute,

start his cocktail hour.

You ever swim with him?

Man, getting all wet's never

been one of my pleasures.

You don't know how to swim, huh?

That can happen when you grow up

in the projects.

Some guys tum to crime.

How much are you gonna offer

Ms. Wyatt?

Motherf***er, you lucky you a cop.

Right, can't hear you.

Let me give you a hand.

I get confused sometimes.

Everything that's been happening to me,

my brother passed away.

Mr. Ricks.

You're planning to make an offer

to a young lady

so she won't sign a complaint

against you on this rape charge

that we talked about.

Oh yeah, that's right.

I'm a friend of hers.

I didn't know that.

You're talking about Ginger.

No, I didn't rape her.

She was in my bedroom.

Didn't have on a stitch of clothes,

she was standing there.

What would you do?

I mean, if she wasn't a friend

of yours.

Wait a minute.

Let's forget the whole thing.

I think 10,000 sounds fair,

don't you?

It was based on

what my time is worth.

I think that's how we did it.

$10,000?

Donnell said that maybe she would

rather have cash

instead of the check.

Did you mention this

to your lawyer?

My lawyer, no...

Donnell is cheaper.

He only went to the tenth grade,

but he knows how to talk to people.

He's smart, he'll surprise you.

The kind of fella

you can rely on.

You betcha.

You ever look at a dog and wonder

what he's thinking?

All the time.

Kind of the same thing

with Woody, right?

Right?

That guy's a trip.

I look at a guy like that with all his

money, I'm thinking, what...

What good does he do?

What the f*** is he good for,

you know?

He doesn't serve any purpose.

Not many people do.

DONNELL:
Mr. Woody,

somethings bothering me.

Now, what the police will do is talk to

the people who were here Friday,

try to find one to tell 'em

Ginger went upstairs

and you went up there after.

I'm saying that Ginger doesn't accept

your generous offer.

I doubt your friends notice you were

gone, flying high on the blow and all,

but there was this one lady here,

wasn't one of your regular group.

She had on a brown dress.

Oh.

Robin.

- Robin Abbot, right?

- Robin.

- She was something else.

- Oh, yeah.

What did the police get her for

back in the day, it was...

it was the FBI for that time that she

and her boyfriend blew up that cop car.

You don't remember that?

I must have been gone then.

You know what she used to do for

if she needed money?

She used to unbutton her shirt

and then she'd open it up

and she'd let me see her goodies.

Let you see 'em, huh?

Yeah.

Mr. Woody, you telling me this woman

knows how to set bombs?

Yeah.

Let's set it in the bushes up close to

one of the concrete lions.

Why there?

'Cause that way, when I call, I can say

some badass sh*t to Woody, like,

When you hear the lion roar,

then you know we mean business.

Yeah.

Then you get to have me.

Right now?

We need condoms.

All right, look.

I forgot my wallet...

you gotta loan me five bucks.

Are you sure you don't want

your dad's room?

Uh, no, no, no.

My stuff is in the other bedroom,

so it's all yours.

Good night.

Good night, Chris.

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Mankowski!

Are you coming or not?

Give me some rubbers.

Oh, weenie wrappers, huh?

Here they are...

What kind do you like?

I don't care, any kind'll do.

Do you like the sheepskin

or the premium latex?

Latex.

Do you like the regular, flavored

or studded?

We have new her pleasure.

Very popular.

Well, this one is

the economy pack.

You get three dozen for 7.59.

Tell you what.

You get me a dozen of these boxes

right here,

just lay 'em

right down here on this jacket.

While he's doing that,

you unload the register.

Then lay down on the ground.

You unload, you load.

All right, that's it...

Hey, hey!

Kenny, Kenny!

Listen, I don't want any of this

ribbed sh*t, I want regular.

Regular!

How many did you get?

We can always get more.

GRETA:
I think I need

a different stage name.

Ginger Lenova doesn't end with a smile

when you say it.

Like Sweeney.

Say Sweeney.

Your mouth forms a smile.

What about Mankowski?

Hmm?

Ginger Mankowski, say that.

(PHONE RINGING)

Yeah?

When is your father gonna start

charging you rent?

- You freeloader.

- Oh hey, Maureen.

It's Sergeant Downey,

sex crimes.

What's that? Yeah.

I have the address on

Robin Abbot.

Hang on.

- 25...

- 5... 550?

- No.

- 15?

No, 25-50.

- 5-50 or...

- No, 50.

- Um...

- Come on.

- Or five one...

- Are you okay?

25-50.

- 5-50...

- Yeah.

Uh, hang on a sec.

Ma'am.

I'm gonna have to ask you to put

that thing away, okay?

Get out of here.

- 5-15 Canfield.

- No...

As soon as you have your breakfast,

we have to tend to some business.

Mr. Woody, what you do,

you put your underwear on first,

then you sit there on the floor

and put your trousers on

so you don't kill yourself.

I want to see my horoscope.

I'll get it for you,

read it with your breakfast.

We have to talk about getting this

bomb mess cleaned up,

have it hauled away...

you want me to take care of it?

Call somebody.

Did the newspaper come?

I'm gonna get it for you.

We have to talk about getting you a new

limousine, what kind you want,

what you want in it, all that.

I want a Cadillac.

That's cool.

But what we have to do first,

Mr. Woody, is see how you

want to change your will

now that your brother's gone.

I thought me and you could

rough it out, understand?

Put it all down on a piece of paper

and you sign it,

you know, just in case you don't

talk to your lawyer for a while.

I want a silver one.

Mr. Woody, you want to

look up here a minute?

Now, you understand,

it could happen again.

Bam!

You get taken out,

you're not even looking.

You don't even hear it.

That's why I'm saying, you got to change

your will, man.

Mr. Woody, in case anything might

happen you don't even know about.

Will... Will you get the paper?

I'll tell you where we're at.

Maureen looks for Robin

as a possible witness

in a sexual assault case,

but now Robin is a suspect in

a homicide investigation.

The homicide's

gonna take priority.

I thought about Woody's offer.

I think I'm gonna take it.

It's up to you.

You think I'm wrong?

It's strange, when I see him,

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