Fun with Dick and Jane Page #6
and initialed the document...
... the account rep will take
the CRM- 1 14...
... back to McAllister for final
approval before finalization,
You said this was
gonna be simple.
Can you explain it again?
Jane doesn't seem to understand.
- Jane, it's simple. It's so simple.
- Jeez.
Now, listen.
All we have to do...
... is switch McAllisters CRM-114
with his account number...
... with one of our own,
- I'm so sorry.
- A copy that we have made...
...that has a number from an account
that I have established.
And Jack sends the 400 million
That's-- You got it. It's so simple.
That is beautiful. It's a switch.
- It's a switch,
- It's a switch,
- It's a switch.
- That's so sexy, man.
- That's unbelievable. It'll be fun.
- But Jane's gonna have to do it.
Because if McAllister sees either
one of us, he'll know something's up.
- And l... ?
- Do nothing.
I can do that.
Yeah.
Okay.
- You do it, then. You're the one.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- You could do it, except--
- No, it's good.
No, you do it. You do it. You do it.
- You deserve to do it.
- Honey--
Are you ready to make the switch?
Do you have the form?
- It's right here.
- We should practice the move.
- No, I got it.
- Okay, fine.
I won't be involved.
I won't participate at all.
- You do it. It's all you.
- Let's do one for good luck.
I got dressed up.
You're not doing me any favors.
- Get out of the car!
- I just think it's important.
That's all.
Okay, I'll be the bank representative.
And you be you.
Hey. Hey! Wait, sir.
- No! No, no. No!
- Sorry.
- Everybody ready?
- No.
- What?
- Well, Dick lost the form.
- So....
- What?
Do you have an extra copy?
Do you have any idea
what I went through to get that? !
Oh, let me guess, a fifth of Scotch!
You son of a--
Wait. Stop it. Knock it off!
My God. Wait a second.
Can we get another one?
Is that possible?
How can we do that?
You know what,
I'm gonna take the car...
...and I'm gonna try
to delay McAllister.
- He's here. He's here.
- Oh, God.
- What are you--?
- I'm going.
That was not cool.
Okay. It's very simple. I got it.
- I got it. It's very simple.
- What?
Go into the bank. Go into the office
of the client-relations coordinator.
The document forms are backed up
on her disk, you have to print one out.
- Who's this guy? Do I say hello?
- Never mind. Just blow past them.
Quaint.
McAllister, 1 2 o'clock.
Okay, I'm gonna go.
- Hon.
- What?
How am I supposed to find
the client-relations coordinator?
Turn around.
Oh, my-- Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, Jack McAllister.
- I'm sorry?
- It's me, Deb Festerbooth.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Oh, is that the legendary
espresso machine?
You want some?
- Really, could l?
- Sure, yeah.
- Good to see you.
- From the fundraiser.
I am truly sorry,
but I really don't recall you, Miss... ?
Festerbrook-- Booth. Yes.
No, listen, this is crazy.
You have to remember.
- And here you go.
- Thank you.
Oh, excuse me. That's my phone.
Oh, me too.
Grand Cayman Bank,
how may I help you?
Karen Williams, please.
- This is Karen.
- Yes, Mrs. Williams...
...this is Officer Redgreen...
...of the MVPDL.
And we've recovered a stolen vehicle
that is registered in your name.
We'd appreciate it if you could
come to the impound lot--
What? My car's been stolen?
Don't you remember my tattoo
Someone stole my car
right out of the parking lot.
No way.
- Yeah.
- It's Dick.
I got it.
- Dick.
- Yeah.
Is the client-relations coordinator
a blond woman with a red scarf?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- She noticed her car isn't stolen.
- What's the account number?
- P-N-5-9-7...
P-N-5-9-7...
- ...2-K-4-0.
- 2-4-K--
No, 2-K-4-0.
- Oh, my God.
- Got it.
Oh, my God, my car!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- I didn't see you there.
- What is wrong with you?
What's wrong with me?
You're parked
in a handicapped space.
- That's not a handicapped space.
- It is now!
Yes!
- What are you doing here?
- It's too late.
The account rep's authorizing
the CRM-1 1 4 right now.
Oh, man!
Wait a second.
He's not going back into the room.
- Where is he going?
- I'm gonna go down...
...and get this stamped and initialed.
You stall him.
Oh, I hate stalling!
- Catches my dust.
- Traffic congestion.
Hey, Spence, good to see
you again. How you been?
Well, thank you.
Will you excuse me for a moment?
- Of course.
- Yeah.
Say, Dick, I'm probably
gonna be arrested for DWI...
...so I won't be there
when you get out.
- Can we talk about this later?
- Look what I found in his car.
I don't wish to discuss this in front
of the branch employees, that's why.
Nobody likes to be the bad guy, Bill.
But here I am, chopping heads.
- I already verified--
- I understand the need for layoffs.
I'm fine, really. Thank you
very much. Thank you.
- Madam, can I have my form back?
- What did you just call me?
I just don't wanna start
a bloodbath.
- Can I have my form back?
- Your "forn"?
- Is that how you spell your name?
- Why don't I just do this for you, sir.
My form.
You know, there is
Spencer, the guy with the
stampy thing, he's top-drawer.
Thank you, sir.
Dick?
Dick Harper?
Jack McAllister.
- You just struck me.
- Look what the cat coughed up.
My gosh, you cut an impressive
swath, I'll tell you that.
- And you smell good too, you devil.
- Just hold on a second.
What do you say
we put all this behind us.
- Dick, what are you doing here?
- You know, working, mostly, here...
...temporarily, over in Transfers.
- Okay? Just drop it.
- I heard you left town.
Yeah, I was in Mexico for a while. But
mostly I've been working in Transfers.
- Oh, I see.
- Poppycocker.
I wanted to tell you that
you are my inspiration.
- There's no hard feelings?
- You did the best you could.
- That's all anybody could ask for.
- Decent of you to say.
Like my granddaddy
used to tell me--
Bye.
It was so great. We did it!
Mr. McAllister, please.
I don't know.
I think I made a mistake.
- Are you kidding? You were great!
- No, no, no.
Here we are, sir.
Days like this,
they make my hands shake.
- Know what I'm saying?
- I can imagine.
- What's he doing?
- I don't know. What is he doing?
We got one situation here,
now, fellas...
...which is that that number wrong.
- Did he see us?
- I have no idea.
I think he saw you.
I think he saw you.
You were sticking your big head
out there.
I gotta hit the road here, fellas,
so I'm gonna sign this for you...
- ... then you gonna change it.
- Yes.
Oh, man. You know,
this is really not the time.
This is really not the time.
Oh, God, he's coming.
- He's coming, hon.
- Okay.
Jack, hey. It was great seeing you.
- Where's Frank Bascombe?
- Come again?
You didn't think I'd catch that,
now, did you?
- What do you mean?
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